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By aaronangelle ·
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Hello
All I am new in this community
What about this community please tell me . I am waiting.

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You seem to ask the typical question instead of the right question

by maxwell edison In reply to New member in

Typical: What can you do for me?

Right: What can I do for you?

Oh well..........

P.S. It illustrates what's wrong with EVERYTHING!

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Thanks

by aaronangelle In reply to New member in

Thanks to all
Please tell me about Linux in complete.
Is it a certification or not. if yes then where i can learn it online?

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What is Linux?...More here for you...

by Peconet Tietokoneet In reply to Thanks
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by oldbaritone In reply to Thanks
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Here's the truth about Linux, found on the Internet

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Thanks

From <a href=http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html>This Web Resource</a>: 8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

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Welcome

by Ed Woychowsky In reply to New member in

Did anyone tell you about "New Guy Bagels"?

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by oldbaritone In reply to Welcome

Ed, I thought you'd at least go for Filet Mignon... ;-)

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Isn't it New Guy iPads?

by AnsuGisalas In reply to Reponse To Answer

Would've sworn it was...

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I didn't get bagels

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Welcome

when I was a 'new guy'. I want cream cheese to go with them as interest.

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Other way around...

by AnsuGisalas In reply to New member in

New Guy brings the bagels...

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