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No Ma'am, that really is a phone in my pocket.

By mr_m_sween ·
"A new Apple patent application, entitled "Seamlessly Embedded Heart Rate Monitor," was revealed by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office this week. It describes a hidden, built-in iPhone sensor that would detect a user's heartbeat when the phone is picked up. That biometric data can be used to identify an individual."

"The application also references another patent from Apple, revealed in January, that would sense a user's mood and choose media based on their emotional state. That application described software that could select music in response to a user's mood, through a system that would determine whether they are happy, sad, angry, or something else." - http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/10/05/06/apples_future_iphones_could_recognize_a_user_by_their_heartbeat.html


So Apple has a patent on heart-rate reading tech for their iphones. Now I wont bother with all rational thoughts on this because frankly, that?s not what I want to do at the end of a long hard day.

Instead, I want to focus on the lawls. Given the techs use of choosing music and media based on reading heart rate information, what funny or awkward situations can you think of that may result.

For instance, looking up from a cup of coffee, seeing a very attractive woman and having your new application start playing "Brickhouse" by The Commodores loud enough for everyone involved to hear it.

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Only if

by NickNielsen In reply to Can I reprogram hers?

You set yours to play Barry White...

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Who do I have to kill

by CharlieSpencer In reply to Only if

to have Barry White's voice during a spring break week in Cancun?

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On a bad blind date, it senses your feelings and plays

by Deadly Ernest In reply to No Ma'am, that really is ...

The Newcastle Song

edit - for those who don't know, here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co26PuQPX2s

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Or, as I walk in to work in the morning

by GSG In reply to No Ma'am, that really is ...

The Emperor's theme music from Star Wars. Because sometimes, you just want to use your force powers for evil.

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How about the Jaw's theme as the auditors arrive - nt

by Deadly Ernest In reply to Or, as I walk in to work ...
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Love it!

by Tink! In reply to Or, as I walk in to work ...
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A little Risque....

by NexS In reply to No Ma'am, that really is ...

But you could always tell whether those 'ladies' on those particular 'call-lines' are really faking it!

What? No, I never call them!
Haha

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My wife and I have the Motorola flip phone for years

by DadsPad In reply to No Ma'am, that really is ...

the only fancy thing I did was load The Three Stooges theme song (three blind mice)as her ringer. It wasn't the beep, beep version but the full orchastra, the one you hear on the old shorts.

Was hard to find.

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Mine plays

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to My wife and I have the Mo ...

Blondie's Call Me when it rings. :^0

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I'm one of those duds that

by DadsPad In reply to Mine plays

never changed my phone ring. My wife's ringer was a special present as the Stooges are a big favorite of hers. When we were dating, we went to a Stooges marathon at a local drive-in. Guess that kind of dates me, doesn't it?

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