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By Roger99a ·
I just woke up from the oddest dream. My wife and I were discussing where to put the computer for our cats. The cats were asking for an extra internet connection for when they work on other cat's computers. This is stupid on so many levels: first of all, between my wife and I (she's a geek queen) we have 10 computers in the house for two people. The cats could use one of the existing computers if they wanted. Second of all, where are they going to find work? They never leave the house and don't even know any other cats? They can't use a screwdriver since they have no thumbs, and they type by walking on the keyboard! Anyway, tech specs on the computer: it was a Via Epia C3 1ghz system with 256mb RAM mounted in a nice cherrywood humidor type box about 8 inches square. Looked real good in the living room.

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Your cat's a wierd German?

by Oz_Media In reply to Spoiled?

Perhaps if you learned German you would understand it better. Mine was a Russian Blue, all it did was drink Vodka and ***** at people trying to work all day.

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Mrov.

by CuteElf In reply to Your cat's a wierd German ...

Niet! DA! More meat! DA! DUROK....DUROK.

Vhere ist ze wodka? Ze owner ist hiding..must vind wodka....

*slinks off for flaskhunt*

My Queeny cat likes Italian...she loves dark haired men with passion...Gomer doesnt give a scheiss .
they both hate children tho. Anything younger than 15, entering my house...they skedaddle.

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Dream interpretation

by Aldanatech In reply to Odd Computer Dreams

I don't know that much about dreams, but I do know they often cannot be interpreted literally and they often mean that your sub-conscience is trying to tell you something. Maybe the dream has something to do with your workplace and the cats could be a representation of you co-workers. Who knows, if you can figure it out you might be able to either prevent something or come up with an innovating idea or solution.

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Interpretation

by Roger99a In reply to Dream interpretation

It probably has more to do with my homw life than my work life. My wife is a computer tech, too, and she is always putting some junk parts together for someone. It was probably just the cat's turn. I sometimes have dreams about my ex-wife, but it's much too late to warn me about that.

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The computer dream

by Oz_Media In reply to Odd Computer Dreams

Waking up at my desk in a busy office one day I was instantly horrified for a few seconds, then I realized I'd just knocked the liquid paper over onto my keyboard while napping.

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Hey, there's an opportunity...

by Hockeyist In reply to The computer dream

...to help certain types of people with the transition to computers. How about a programme that gives you a virtual bottle of liquid paper to use from the desktop.....Just did a Google on it and found that someone already thought of the idea.http://www.spinnwebe.com/contests/innovate/5.php
It opens up a lot of other virtual possibilities such as virtual paper clips, virtual staplers, virtual coffee. What else could we virtualize?

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Keep the **** away from coffee and don't even think Scotch...............

by sleepin'dawg In reply to Hey, there's an opportuni ...

or you'll end up qualified to run in the Gelding Stakes. Virtualize, indeed.

Dawg

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You may see an influx of...

by Hockeyist In reply to Keep the hell away from c ...

...these useful little "utilities" if managers are allowed to "programme" with that BEA system.....HaHA...and you programmers will have to debug them...HoHoHo

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