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Ok, enough arguing - I am going to take over the world!!!

By Ciderick ·
Ok, I am tired of all this political jibber-jabber & have come up with a solution... I will assume world leadership & abolish all political parties.

Seriously, think about it, here's my manifesto: -

1. All tech support people will be elevated to near godliness.

2. End users who call on tech support to fix their pc when the pc is fine, just turned off will be dragged out & beaten with a C64.

3. Free beer.

4. More free beer.

5. There will be a weekly tv event where Jardinier & Maxwell will be locked in a room together & given a topic of conversation - non-lethal weapons will also be supplied. (Sorry guys - I do respect both of you but thinking of this made me laugh.)

6. Anyone who is or claims to be a politician will be dragged out & shot.

7. All electrician unions will be disbanded.

8. Keira Knightley will be my girlfriend.

9. So will Kate Beckinsdale.

10. Anyone who agrees with me will become a very well paid advisor to me.

11. Microsoft will be forced to make a Linux OS & an open-source version of Windows will be released.

12. All Macs to be ejected into space. My rules!

13. No arguing with me unless I ask you to.

14. Geeks will now be seen as the new sex symbols, Brad Pitt & George Clooney will be made illegal. To go along with this GadgetGirl will be the new face of Vogue.

15. Jdclyde to assume his new role as Beer master.

16. The girl who works in the office across the street from me will also be my girlfriend. (Late entry but she's got a great smile)

17. Religion is fine as are religious views but any mention of it outside of a place of worship is forbidden except for the new religion 'Jedi' - Loosely based on the teachings of Yoda but also includes kneeling before me.

Ok, sorry if using anyones names in this comes across wrong but tough - my world, my rules. Who's with me? You know you've always dreamed about being an evil minion.

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OH I see ;\

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I was sick...

Food Poising again Hey?

Col ]:)

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when

by fermihost In reply to Power to the geeks

we become a race of animated cyborgs that pop in and out of 3d+1 space and the projective plane and drink a cup of mustard per day! ~mad sci laughing~

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interested

by MagicTom In reply to Ok, enough arguing - I am ...
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Its nice to have someone step up and take charge

by stan In reply to Ok, enough arguing - I am ...

You can be ruler and have any title you want as long as you meet a few simple requirements of mine:

1. Don't bother me.

2. Prevent other people from bothering me.

3. Take care of any required paper work without bothering me.

4. I'd like my salary up front, in a lump sum. That way there won't be any disagreements about raises, etc. I lead a simple life, so about $2 billion will be fine. That way I will be free to persue my interests without the day to day financial worries.

Maybe I should get my own planet. I've been intending to for years, but I've been putting it off. After all, people have been saying for years that "he lives in a world of his own". :)

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Yes sir!

by Timbo Zimbabwe In reply to Ok, enough arguing - I am ...

"10. Anyone who agrees with me will become a very well paid advisor to me."

Yes sir, with pleasure sir. Can I get you anything, sir? Perhaps a fine cigar to go with your Guiness? OK, sir, let me know if I can be of any assistance...

One more thing, sir; Where's the beer?

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Viva la Revolution!

by berak In reply to Ok, enough arguing - I am ...

Viva Ciderick!!

(... as he schemes on how to pull off a coup d'etat and become El Supremo himself)

<g> and so it goes...

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OK, Palpatine. But only if.......

by jgmsys In reply to Ok, enough arguing - I am ...

....the beer involved is Guinness.

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Totally Awesome Except I would be in charge.

by flynmonkey In reply to Ok, enough arguing - I am ...

Great post. Very Funny

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Very NICE!!! Ok, enough arguing - I am going to take over the world!!! YES!

by mluff In reply to Ok, enough arguing - I am ...

I agree, and will be your Praetorian Advisor .

In addition , those that ask what the "any key" is will be taken out and Beaten with a VIC-20.

Those who ask "What is ROOT?" , will be placed in a Pillory and have defective cd's & floppy's thrown at them.

The most prestigious degrees and education will be in Computer Science.

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you have

by Bluron In reply to Ok, enough arguing - I am ...

my vote as long as you apoint me, tobirene, as a old and poorly respected advisor. and free beer.

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