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Ok, enough arguing - I am going to take over the world!!!

By Ciderick ·
Ok, I am tired of all this political jibber-jabber & have come up with a solution... I will assume world leadership & abolish all political parties.

Seriously, think about it, here's my manifesto: -

1. All tech support people will be elevated to near godliness.

2. End users who call on tech support to fix their pc when the pc is fine, just turned off will be dragged out & beaten with a C64.

3. Free beer.

4. More free beer.

5. There will be a weekly tv event where Jardinier & Maxwell will be locked in a room together & given a topic of conversation - non-lethal weapons will also be supplied. (Sorry guys - I do respect both of you but thinking of this made me laugh.)

6. Anyone who is or claims to be a politician will be dragged out & shot.

7. All electrician unions will be disbanded.

8. Keira Knightley will be my girlfriend.

9. So will Kate Beckinsdale.

10. Anyone who agrees with me will become a very well paid advisor to me.

11. Microsoft will be forced to make a Linux OS & an open-source version of Windows will be released.

12. All Macs to be ejected into space. My rules!

13. No arguing with me unless I ask you to.

14. Geeks will now be seen as the new sex symbols, Brad Pitt & George Clooney will be made illegal. To go along with this GadgetGirl will be the new face of Vogue.

15. Jdclyde to assume his new role as Beer master.

16. The girl who works in the office across the street from me will also be my girlfriend. (Late entry but she's got a great smile)

17. Religion is fine as are religious views but any mention of it outside of a place of worship is forbidden except for the new religion 'Jedi' - Loosely based on the teachings of Yoda but also includes kneeling before me.

Ok, sorry if using anyones names in this comes across wrong but tough - my world, my rules. Who's with me? You know you've always dreamed about being an evil minion.

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xud hev hed a kofe spu warning

by J Alley In reply to The Alphabet Reformed
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I have an issue with the supermodels...

by Becca Alice In reply to But Sire

...can I substitute Chippendales?

Well, I suppose I can always use them for housework... come to think of it, Chippendales make me kind of nervous anyway, they seem abnormally... oily....

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by Cactus Pete In reply to I have an issue with the ...

It didn't specifiy the sex of the supermodel...

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*laugh* You know...

by Becca Alice In reply to Supermodels

... the "swimsuit issues" always seem pretty exclusive of type. ^_^

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that is because

by jdclyde In reply to *laugh* You know...

guys are pigs and will pay women for the ability to view them, in various stages of disrobe..... :0
Women on the other hand, know about male models but don't get as worked up over pictures as the guys. Hense, more "girlie" mags out there. B-)

Even mags like playgirl have at least half the viewers being "men". Well, male anyways. eeewwwwwww! :0

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Did I hear

by oneamazingwriter In reply to that is because

a sheep cry? EEEWWWWEEE

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Kareful what you wish for

by jdclyde In reply to I have an issue with the ...

as you pointed out, how good a job of Kleaning do you think oily guys are going to do?

Note: There are MALE models as well. ;\ Haven't you ever seen Zoolander? :0 Help yourself!

Edited to remove an offensive letter!

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No doubt

by Joemama1960 In reply to I have an issue with the ...

Theyre not real anyway. We could use them instead of rats for testing things like McDonalds food and Anti-Static devices!

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Palace intrigue so soon

by DMambo In reply to But Sire

JD, you call Ciderick "sire" and seem to pledge support, then call for the elimination of a letter used twice in his name. Do you really think that he won't see your plot. My advice to you is to flee from Ciderovia while still wearing your head.

When you form the new nation of JayDeeistan, you'll have to raise a Rupublican Guard-type of security force to protect yourself.

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But rebellion always Komes

by jdclyde In reply to Palace intrigue so soon

from within the trusted Kounsel!

He will never even see it Koming! ]:)

There will always be a plase amung my advisors for one who is pure! ;\

(just don't kall me "Brutis" as I stab him! )

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