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Ok, enough arguing - I am going to take over the world!!!

By Ciderick ·
Ok, I am tired of all this political jibber-jabber & have come up with a solution... I will assume world leadership & abolish all political parties.

Seriously, think about it, here's my manifesto: -

1. All tech support people will be elevated to near godliness.

2. End users who call on tech support to fix their pc when the pc is fine, just turned off will be dragged out & beaten with a C64.

3. Free beer.

4. More free beer.

5. There will be a weekly tv event where Jardinier & Maxwell will be locked in a room together & given a topic of conversation - non-lethal weapons will also be supplied. (Sorry guys - I do respect both of you but thinking of this made me laugh.)

6. Anyone who is or claims to be a politician will be dragged out & shot.

7. All electrician unions will be disbanded.

8. Keira Knightley will be my girlfriend.

9. So will Kate Beckinsdale.

10. Anyone who agrees with me will become a very well paid advisor to me.

11. Microsoft will be forced to make a Linux OS & an open-source version of Windows will be released.

12. All Macs to be ejected into space. My rules!

13. No arguing with me unless I ask you to.

14. Geeks will now be seen as the new sex symbols, Brad Pitt & George Clooney will be made illegal. To go along with this GadgetGirl will be the new face of Vogue.

15. Jdclyde to assume his new role as Beer master.

16. The girl who works in the office across the street from me will also be my girlfriend. (Late entry but she's got a great smile)

17. Religion is fine as are religious views but any mention of it outside of a place of worship is forbidden except for the new religion 'Jedi' - Loosely based on the teachings of Yoda but also includes kneeling before me.

Ok, sorry if using anyones names in this comes across wrong but tough - my world, my rules. Who's with me? You know you've always dreamed about being an evil minion.

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by DMambo In reply to But rebellion always Kome ...

A place among your advisors for one who is pure....

and a place for 50-100 who are impure, right?

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only 100?

by jdclyde In reply to JDKlyde

I have plenty of room for the impure! ]:)

As for the ID, I saw that Koming and it is alright because it IS a "K" IRL. the "klyde" is a niKkname I had growing up. All part of that obskure internet personality!

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Chickenly Cnave, consider yourself challenged.

by Ciderick In reply to But rebellion always Kome ...

The letter C is useful for me. No C, No C word (I don't say it often but when I do I enjoy it).

However - saying that, I am allowed to use it & so are my advisors, anyone else will get it big time.

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I repent!

by jdclyde In reply to Chickenly Cnave, consider ...

(although KNAVE is not spelled with THAT letter....) :0

I do admit there were times THAT word following the word "dumb" DID kome in quite handy with the ex wife! ;\

Please don't make me keep the Frogs!

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by Ciderick In reply to I repent!

But I've got my eye on you now.

& I really kouldn't make you keep the frogs - that really is a kruel & unusual punishment.

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by Jaqui In reply to I repent!

don't throw perfektly good food out.
frog legs is good eating.
tastes like breasts. ]:)

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don't you mean

by jdclyde In reply to hey!!!

hens? ;\

No, I guess you didn't! ]:)

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It's about time.

by TonytheTiger In reply to But Sire

"#19 Four day weeks."

ahem... Shouldn't that be 'weekends'?

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What is this light of day you speak of?

by BrewBaker In reply to But Sire

Tell me more, I've heard rumors but...

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Girl Geek rules

by GSG In reply to But Sire

George Clooney and Vin Diesel will be my personal love slaves...

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