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Okay, who's hiding the Friday YUK???

By sleepin'dawg ·
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A young punk climbs on a city bus. The kid has spiked hair
colored green, yellow and orange. His clothing is a tattered mix
of rags, and his legs are partially bare and he has no shoes on.
His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry, and
his earrings are big, bright, yellow and adorned with colored
feathers.

The young punk sits down in the only vacant seat, which happens
to be directly across the aisle from an old man, who just glares
at the kid for the next ten miles.

Finally, the self-conscious kid yells at the old man - "What the
**** are you looking at, you old fart? Didn't you ever do
anything wild when you were young?"

Without so much as missing a beat, the old man replies, "Well,
yes I did. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got
really drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot. I was
thinking that you might be my son."


Dawg ]:)

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HAHAHAHAHA!

by Jellimonsta In reply to Lie Detector
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:^0 :^0

by The Scummy One In reply to Lie Detector
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:^0

by NickNielsen In reply to Lie Detector

<img src=http://www.theneighborhoodpub.com/images/smilies/alol2.gif>

Everybody in the store is looking at me now...

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What does

by NetMan1958 In reply to Okay, who's hiding the Fr ...

a BLEACH blonde flight attendant have in common with a 747?

They both have a "little black box"!

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I'll try to get something funny later..

by maecuff In reply to Okay, who's hiding the Fr ...

Now? I have my performance review in 6 minutes. I hate reviews. They always make me nervous. The anticipation painful.

So..when I get back, I'm gonna need some more jokes.

Wish me luck.

loved the book titles, Neil.

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Wishing lots of - Good luck! <nt>

by tcavadias Staff In reply to I'll try to get something ...
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Good Luck!! <nt>

by cmiller5400 In reply to I'll try to get something ...
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So, how did it go?

by neilb@uk In reply to I'll try to get something ...

Inquiring minds want to know.

But you can tell them later.

This bunch of nosy parkers wants to know NOW!

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It went very well

by maecuff In reply to So, how did it go?

My immediate boss gave me a stellar review. The VP had one (completely unfounded) complaint. I presented a compelling argument against his assessment, but he still didn't change his score in that area.

He said that the consultant's quantity of work overshadowed mine and that I needed to increase my output. I explained that the consultant didn't have the day to day issues to contend with AND I did a lot (most) of the leg work for the consultant on most of his projects. Not to mention, when the consultant was in 'spinning his wheels' mode, I nearly always found the problem and set him on the right path. If I had someone to do those things for me, I'd be running circles around the guy.

All in all, it was a nearly perfect review, so I can't complain too much.

I'm just glad I have another 12 months before suffering through another one.

Now..I just have to wait and see what my pay increase and bonus will be.

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Bonus and Pay Increase

by The Scummy One In reply to It went very well

Lose Arm ==Pay Increase
Lose Shovel == Bonus

:^0

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