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Okay, who's hiding the Friday YUK???

By sleepin'dawg ·
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A young punk climbs on a city bus. The kid has spiked hair
colored green, yellow and orange. His clothing is a tattered mix
of rags, and his legs are partially bare and he has no shoes on.
His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry, and
his earrings are big, bright, yellow and adorned with colored

The young punk sits down in the only vacant seat, which happens
to be directly across the aisle from an old man, who just glares
at the kid for the next ten miles.

Finally, the self-conscious kid yells at the old man - "What the
**** are you looking at, you old fart? Didn't you ever do
anything wild when you were young?"

Without so much as missing a beat, the old man replies, "Well,
yes I did. Back when I was very young and in the Navy, I got
really drunk in Singapore and had sex with a parrot. I was
thinking that you might be my son."

Dawg ]:)

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:^0 :^0 :^0 <nt>

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to More cartoon time
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Morning Sex

by sleepin'dawg In reply to Okay, who's hiding the Fr ...

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me, this very moment.'

My eyes lit up as I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day'.

Not wanting to lose the moment, I gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

She explained, 'The egg timer's broken'.

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How'd you find out!!!

by w2ktechman In reply to Morning Sex ;)
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X-( I know that guy. <nt>

by boxfiddler Moderator In reply to Morning Sex ;)
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And now we all know how you time your eggs! (DE) <NT> :^0

by sleepin'dawg In reply to X-( I know that guy. ...

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