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February 21, 2006 at 4:14 am #2183566
Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
Lockedby gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 1 month ago
but now it’s official!!
see here ….. http://tinyurl.com/jo46b
“less performance anxiety” – does that mean that if they fall from the chandalier, they’re not really bothered??
Hope you all (sorry, Mae) y’all have fun with this one!
😀
GG
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February 21, 2006 at 4:41 am #3101212
I’m 64
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
Would you care to participate in a case study with me?
[b]Wally’s wedding night[/b]
At 85 years of age, Wally married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected “knock” on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Wally. Again he is ready for more “action”.
Somewhat surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it – Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more “action”. And, once again they enjoy each other.
But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.”
Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
………”You mean I was here already?”
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February 21, 2006 at 5:16 am #3101196
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February 21, 2006 at 5:23 am #3101187
Fairy (sorry to all the men out there)
by vawns · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to I’m 64
> >A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th
>wedding
> >anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny
>yet
> >beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an
> >exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all
>this
> >time, I will grant you each a wish.” “Oh, I want to travel around the
>world
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> >with my darling husband” said the wife. The fairy waved her magic
wand
>and
> >- poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in
>her
> >hands.
> >
> >Then it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said:
>”Well,
> >this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never
come
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> >again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
>younger
> >than me. ” The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a
>wish
> >is a wish…
> >
> >So the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – the husband became
> >92 years old.
> >
> >The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should
remember
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> >fairies are female.
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February 21, 2006 at 5:49 am #3101171
funny how the most
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
frank and open discussion on this particular topic ….http://tinyurl.com/oxqex
is on a site named Global Action on Aging!!!
So, all you over 60’s out there – wanna chip in your two penn’orth?! I bet you have some tales to tell……..
Hmm.
Should I take this thread, if it evolves, and turn it into hints for female under 60’s??!!!
😀
GG
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February 21, 2006 at 6:23 am #3101149
You missed the point of the article
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
It didn’t say the sex was GOOD, just that the old men were content. When you lose interest in something because of your heart medicine or wedding cake, it doesn’t take as much to make you content.
“less performance anxiety” = “not give a crap what the partner thinks”
Now as soon as I can finish trading my 38 in for two 19’s, I will test this theory and get back to you! ]:)
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February 21, 2006 at 5:55 pm #3102971
To quote Benny Hill …..
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to You missed the point of the article
May I live as long as I want to ….
And want to as long as I live. 🙂
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February 21, 2006 at 6:03 pm #3102969
Quick survey
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
I will turn 65 in April. How many TR members (if any) are older than myself?
And to address the topic — I have never been satisfied with the amount of sex I get.
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February 21, 2006 at 10:13 pm #3102903
That’s the big question………………………
by sleepin’dawg · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Quick survey
Just how much is enough and when do you know you’ve had it???
[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)
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February 21, 2006 at 11:22 pm #3102856
You have had enough
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to That’s the big question………………………
when you need a skin graft on your, er …. member.
You will know you have had enough when the thought of having more brings on an acute anxiety attack.
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February 22, 2006 at 2:46 am #3102791
so what is it…
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to You have had enough
when the thought of having ANY AT ALL brings on an acute panic/anxiety attack???
:p
GG
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February 22, 2006 at 4:53 pm #3101652
This state occurs
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to so what is it…
after you have had several successive relationships with girls who were quite unable to achieve orgasm, and blamed the man.
How do I know this?
Go figure it out.:(
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February 22, 2006 at 5:53 am #3103386
I found in my youth
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to You have had enough
WATER is NOT a lubricatant! :O
Can you say “OW!” ? LOTS of time at the beach…..
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February 22, 2006 at 2:44 am #3102792
specify….
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to That’s the big question………………………
and I’ll tell you the answers!!!
😀
GG
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February 22, 2006 at 5:51 am #3103388
How to know
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to That’s the big question………………………
How do you know you have had enough? When you don’t want anymore…..
(or so I have heard.)
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February 22, 2006 at 7:31 pm #3101623
How ’bout….
by jessie · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to How to know
When your 5 children all end up in your bed, and you have to sleep on the floor… you’ve had enough!
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February 23, 2006 at 12:07 pm #3100968
I guess
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to How ’bout….
I need some more lov’en then!
(always great to see you pop out Jess!)
😀
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February 21, 2006 at 11:24 pm #3102855
Not enough???
by jzsdii · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Quick survey
Too much????….Too little???
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February 22, 2006 at 2:01 am #3102841
Sorry Jules,
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Quick survey
you’re older than I…….
but your memory is probably better than mine…..sex? whassat?
]:)
GG
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February 22, 2006 at 2:27 am #3102836
“sex? whassat?”
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Sorry Jules,
Don’t ask me. I have gone through such a long drought that I can’t remember what it is either.
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February 22, 2006 at 2:40 am #3102829
Bugger.
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to “sex? whassat?”
I thought you’d at least be good for a reminder!
Oh well.
The decadrought continues…. :p
]:)
GG
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February 22, 2006 at 7:32 pm #3101622
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February 23, 2006 at 2:18 am #3101463
It includes
by cuteelf · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to “sex? whassat?”
Toe curling
Big Empty SmilesFeeling like jello
Laying on bed/furniture and not wanting to moveAlso:
Possible cig/drink afterwards
Possible sammich/munchieRolling over and snoring heavily.
you know when you’ve had enough when you will take a straight 8 hour sleep over 6 hours sleep + 2 hours sex.
Jard, I understand. Been a while here too.
CuteElf
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February 22, 2006 at 5:55 am #3103384
whassat?
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Sorry Jules,
Sex is when you sit in front of your computer, alone for about 20 minutes. :O :p
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February 22, 2006 at 6:36 am #3103348
I’ve known.
by itgirli · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
Older men are better. They give you less crap to put up with. They are much better lovers as well. They have a better idea at what they are doing.
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February 22, 2006 at 7:31 am #3103275
Agreement at last!
by gadgetgirl · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to I’ve known.
Girli, I thought you were never going to get here!
Where you been when I needed “back up”??!!
Agreed – you don’t have to teach them anything! Good, innit?!
]:)
GG
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February 22, 2006 at 7:59 am #3103223
yep!
by itgirli · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Agreement at last!
Never send a boy to do a man’s job!
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February 22, 2006 at 8:25 am #3103210
If over 40 is “great”
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to yep!
where does that leave the rest of us? “not bad”? :O
Why don’t many women get what they want out of sex? Because they aren’t mature enough to come out and say EXACTLY what they want/need. Can’t lay back going along for the ride, and then complain after the fact, dontchaknow? ;\
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February 22, 2006 at 8:48 am #3103199
maybe some
by itgirli · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to If over 40 is “great”
But I have no problem telling a guy what I want. Young guys just don’t know how to get the job done. They try, bless them, but they just lack the art.
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February 22, 2006 at 8:51 am #3103193
Don’t be
by rob mekel · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to If over 40 is “great”
jalouze jd? :O
Under 40 is a great age. And ….
think of all the nice things to com for you (not me, that’s for sure) 😀
Rob
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February 22, 2006 at 7:37 pm #3101614
Just waitin’
by jessie · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to If over 40 is “great”
for ya’ll to hit 40… like my hubby did this year 😀 but then… he’s been “talented” since before I met him 11 years ago… some men are just [i]born with it.[/i]
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February 22, 2006 at 8:23 pm #3101567
Oh sure..
by maecuff · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to If over 40 is “great”
and as soon as we start giving explicit instructions, y’all get all whiny..”What..you don’t LIKE what I’ve been doing all along..”
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February 23, 2006 at 5:20 am #3100714
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February 23, 2006 at 6:21 am #3100672
It all depends
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Oh sure..
on the jerk your with.
some of us realize that there isn’t a one-size-fits-all approach, where you can just down down your checklist.
Something you want, got to speak up! There are plenty of us out here more than willing to do what you want, instead of what we learned you like from watching pornos.
What? You mean not everyone likes it THERE? Not everyone likes to finish like THAT? Now everyone likes to be slapped and called $#%^#$^# ?
But I saw it in the movies, and they looked like they were having a grand old time!!! :OSo really now, which approach would YOU rather have? ;\ You will find many of the things we do are what we REALLY think you want! Set us STRAIGHT! (no comment on that. Be nice, I was!) 😀
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February 22, 2006 at 9:24 am #3103182
Well if it’s experience and finesse you are looking for……………
by sleepin’dawg · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to yep!
I’m just simply oozing with it.;) I would have added unfortunately but so far, thankfully, I’m still good to go.
Of course being the cynic that I am, I just figured that girls/women preferred us older guys because we are usually more likely to be able to afford you. Not that it matters, really.
[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)
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February 22, 2006 at 9:48 am #3103176
nope
by itgirli · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Well if it’s experience and finesse you are looking for……………
I afford myself.
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February 22, 2006 at 7:34 pm #3101618
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February 22, 2006 at 11:48 am #3101773
Girli…
by cortech · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to I’ve known.
The same could be said for older women.
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February 22, 2006 at 11:54 am #3101771
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February 22, 2006 at 12:25 pm #3101755
Or more importantly
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to fair enough
[b]WANT[/b] it as much!
This is where the men not having a satisfactory sex life comes in.
This is also the reason when you turn 40 you get a corvette and get a 20 year old cutie. 😀
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February 22, 2006 at 8:25 pm #3101564
And you deserve
by maecuff · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Or more importantly
the vapid, banal conversations you must endure the 23 hours and 45 minutes that you AREN’T having sex..
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February 23, 2006 at 6:14 am #3100679
15 minutes?
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to And you deserve
wow, I’m lasting longer than ever! :O
This is the reason they have LOUD sound systems in the corvettes! Metal drowns out banal…. ;\
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February 22, 2006 at 7:39 pm #3101577
I don’t think so…
by jessie · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to fair enough
… to hear my mother talk (EWWW GROSS TMI) she quite enjoys a good “sit and spin” EWWWW!!!! MUST ERASE IMAGE FROM HEAD!!
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February 22, 2006 at 8:24 pm #3101565
It depends on what you mean by ‘older’
by maecuff · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to fair enough
I’ll be 43 on Saturday and I like sex a LOT more now than I did when I was 23.
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February 23, 2006 at 8:06 am #3100521
Well older…
by cortech · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to It depends on what you mean by ‘older’
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February 22, 2006 at 11:55 am #3101769
Yup!!!
by sleepin’dawg · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Girli…
They don’t yell,
They don’t tell,
They don’t swell,
And best of all,
they’re greatful as hell!!![b]Dawg[/b] ]:)
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February 22, 2006 at 5:03 pm #3101648
Thank you
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to I’ve known.
for the implied compliment.;)
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February 22, 2006 at 3:49 pm #3101669
Husband Super Store
by maxwell edison · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands…
First floor
The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.Second floor
The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “But, I wonder what’s further up?”Third floor
This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” “Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.” But there was another floor, so further up they went.Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.” “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.Fifth floor
The sign on that door said,This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are friggin’ impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.
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February 22, 2006 at 3:57 pm #3101668
Wife Super Store
by maxwell edison · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Husband Super Store
Across the street was a “Wife Super Store”, where men could go to choose a wife from among many women. It was also laid out in five floors, with the women increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was the same, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a woman from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of guys went to the shopping centre to find some wives…
First floor
The door had a sign saying, “These women love sex.” The men read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than what I have now, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went.Second floor
The sign read, “These women love sex, and they’re drop-dead gorgeous.”They both picked a woman and left the store.
What was on the third floor?
Third floor
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February 22, 2006 at 4:46 pm #3101654
True, real life story
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Husband Super Store
I have a female friend who has had a steady sex life with men, including a “harem” on a roster basis when she was in her late teens.
She told me that because she was fascinated with big boobs, she had an affair with a woman that lasted for one year.
“So why did it end?” I asked.
“Women are impossible to satisfy.”
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February 22, 2006 at 6:35 pm #3101636
That depends
by oz_media · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
In th ecase of some of our peers here, I don’t know if counting birthdays would work anymore, it would require more of a carbon dating science in some cases I think. 😉
As far as [i]”Men in their 50s have more satisfying sex lives than men in their 30s, a survey suggests.”[/i]
I would suggest men in their 80’s would have a much more satisfying sex life than men in their 50’s too, as do thier partners. By that age, if you can get it up at all, time for mass celebration. If not, Viagra will at least keep the ladies happy (as long as you can get used to a four hour woodie long after the music dies).
Sorry, Monty Pythons is on and I always get a little wapred when I get into it.
Right now they are explaining how to play the flute and cure the world of all known diseases.( a Blue Peter take off)
To play teh flute, you blow in one end, and wiggle your fingers up and down the other end.
To cure the world of all known diseases, become a doctor and discover a marvellous cure for something and then, when the medical world really starts to take notice of you, you can jolly well tell them what to do and make sure they get everything right, so that there’ll never be diseases anymore.
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February 22, 2006 at 8:56 pm #3101556
War veterans
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to That depends
Two elderly WW I veterans were sitting in their club reminiscing.
“Joe,” said one of them. “Do you remember that stuff they used to put in our tea to reduce our sex drive?”
“I think that was called bromide, is that what you are referring to?” replied Joe.
“Yes, that’s it,” said Fred.
“So what about it?” asks Joe.
“Well, Joe, I think it’s finally starting to work.”
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February 23, 2006 at 5:25 am #3100710
You know, perhaps the real truth in it is…
by itgirli · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to That depends
Men in their 30s are not getting all they want of it and they remember how much they used to, and I bet it gets them down a little.
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February 23, 2006 at 12:34 pm #3100957
Lateral thinking?
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to You know, perhaps the real truth in it is…
and fairly accurate.
There is the talk about telling kids to wait to have sex, but the best sex of my LIFE was between the ages of 16 and 22. (met wife at 24….)
Maybe the good thing about NOT having that good sex would be that my expectations would not be as high NOW, because I have a frame of reference to compare it to.
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February 26, 2006 at 12:58 am #3271899
Generation gap?
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Lateral thinking?
When I was in the age group you specify (late 1950s – early 1960s) there was so much taboo and lack of knowledge about sex that many/most members of my generation had their WORST sex in their early years.
You may have heard of the Australian actress, Rachel Ward (who married Australian actor Bryan Brown).
In an article she wrote about her views on anesthesia for child birth, she stated: “My first bonk was such a disaster that I didn’t try it again until I got married.”
Thus has been the story of many a person of my vintage.
I reached the age of 42 before I experienced (with a compatible partner) standard-setting sex.
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February 26, 2006 at 6:48 am #3271781
80’s and rock-n-roll
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Generation gap?
it was all good.
was the wild long hair, traveling with bands. into all the sports, so I USED to be in great shape…. :O (round isn’t a shape?)
a good date was a six-pack and the back of my van.
a GREAT date left four beers for the next night! ]:)
and the best sex was with the 17/18 year old girls. (yes, I was still in that age bracket while running with the 17 year olds….)
I think MTV had a lot to do with it! Women in leather. mmmmmmm.
All you had to do was put in a Bon Jovi tape and panties went flying!
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March 8, 2006 at 4:59 am #3086921
Who is Bon Jovi?
by jardinier · about 18 years ago
In reply to 80’s and rock-n-roll
I am SO ancient that I stopped following pop music in the mid sixties — The Beatles and ABBA.
HOWEVER, as for the back of a van, for me it was across the back seat of my car, or sometimes a camping body according to the vehicle.
This was performed in dark places — usually near the ocean.
Anyone who has NOT experienced illicit sex in a vehicle at night in a romantic setting, well, what can I say? You have missed out on a priceless part of your education.
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March 8, 2006 at 9:43 am #3086767
formula rock
by jdclyde · about 18 years ago
In reply to Who is Bon Jovi?
Bon Jovi was a pop machine that would crank out “hits” using the same formula for everything they did.
Big claim to fame was being a bunch of pretty boys dancing around in the videos. Hey, whatever got the girls humming.
They had a FEW songs that would be classified as “good” but nothing that could be classified as “great”.
You MUST have heard some of it in the mid to late 80’s but just didn’t know what it was.
Also, Jon Bon Jovi (lead singer) was touring with John Kerry for the 04 election. Just showed how far he had sunk that he would be lowered to that level.
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March 8, 2006 at 5:17 pm #3086501
Bon Jovi
by jardinier · about 18 years ago
In reply to Who is Bon Jovi?
I am familiar with the names of the leading rock bands of the past three decades, but the “music” does not appeal to me.
Oz has rather strong feelings about American “formula rock.”
I still love the popular music of the fifties and early sixties. Elvis, Bill Haley, the Everley Brothers, Buddy Holly, Jerry Lee Lewis and so forth.
This was the music I jived to. I have sheet music and recordings of most of this.
Back in my day, one of the greatest challenges was to unclip a girl’s bra while manoeuvering in a parked car.
Many aspiring young men entered pharmacies and came out with a toothbrush which they didn’t need, if you get my drift.
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February 23, 2006 at 9:54 am #3100462
Speaking of men getting older, isn’t it Neil’s birthday today.
by sleepin’dawg · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
Have a good one, guy.
[b]Dawg[/b] ]:)
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February 23, 2006 at 12:08 pm #3100967
An old saying
by jdclyde · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to Older men are better – but I always knew that!!!
I’m not as good as I once was,
but I’m as good as I ever was once.-
February 26, 2006 at 1:01 am #3271897
Another saying
by jardinier · about 18 years, 1 month ago
In reply to An old saying
Confucius say: Better to have old hen than pullet.
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