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The I Got Bored Of Waiting YUK

By Steffi28 ·
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Couldnt wait any longer for someone to make a YUK, I need to laugh so I thought i might as well make it myself. Heres my first imput - Funny and Useful

Best Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk....

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. "

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

"Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broke...."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands"

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You're sounding better Shelly

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Brave Soldiers

I guess that the party last weekend made you better right?

A Keg of Rum in bed will have that effect every time.

Col

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a little bit

by Shellbot In reply to You're sounding better Sh ...

party..ya..i went, drank 3 diet coke, 3 cranberry juices and left at 9. Spent weekend in bed..i'm not feverish anymore, and the coughing is less frequent..still pretty bad when it gets going though..
it only woke me up 3 times last night..first bit of sleep i've had in days..
now,a s for the party tomorrow night, i don't care how sick i am., i shall drink!!!!!

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The Chicken Or The Egg?

by Steffi28 In reply to The I Got Bored Of Waitin ...

Sorry again for my terrible humour, but ive just read this and i couldnt resist....

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile across his face. The egg is frowning and looking extremely frustrated.

The egg says, "Guess we answered that question."

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Steffi, stop appologising for your sense of humor

by mjwx In reply to The Chicken Or The Egg?

No one else's is any good either :)

an oldie but a goodie.

Aliens land on earth and walk up to a petrol (gas) pump. The alien captain says to the petrol pump in an authoritative voice "take me to your leader". The alien first offices says to the captain "are you sure this is a good idea". The captain ignores the advices, pulls his gun on the petrol pump and says "take me to your leader now". The first officer again says in a nervous tone "I really don't think we should mess with this guy". The captain now yells at the petrol pump "take me to your leader or I will shoot" and fires his laser at the petrol pump. The explosion throws the aliens back a few meters where the first officer says to the captain "I told you not to mess with a guy who can take his d1ck, wrap it around himself and stick it in his ear".

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Sorry, oops there i go again.

by Steffi28 In reply to Steffi, stop appologising ...

I'm just so used to being the only one who tells the dirty jokes, then seeing the look of disgust and having to apologise, so ive started to apologise before hand. Gets me into less trouble, so there are actually people out there with my sense of humour???

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Some of us are infinitely worse....

by gadgetgirl In reply to Sorry, oops there i go ag ...

I'll tell you that mine is worse than yours, before this lot have a chance to drop me in it....

Watch out for posts with a *Glow Alert* on - they are to inform the "Pure One" (aka DMambo) that there is smut or worse in the post.... he blushes so much it causes a red glow in the western hemisphere. And has been doing so for years......!

oh - and a small area warning. Stop apologising! - Mae hates people saying sorry! (Another six foot hole to dig into...) {whoops! who said that?}

I have the feeling you're already addicted to TR - it's easy to do, honest, we've all landed here and mostly stayed - any questions you don't want to put on the board, just pm me!

]:)

GG

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Addicted moi?

by Steffi28 In reply to Some of us are infinitely ...

Errrr... yup lol

I was a lurker for the first couple of months but now I've got need to post syndrome. Im already getting withdrawral symptoms because Im back in England for xmas tommorrow and the chances of me having two seconds to spare to look at a computer are slim to none. The family has for some reason insisted I visit them. Ive only been gone for 5 months and they think ive missed them!

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erm, Steffi....

by gadgetgirl In reply to Addicted moi?

If you're back in England tomorrow.... where are you now?

oh, hang on, second thoughts. If I'm going to go all green around the edges, you better not tell me......!

GG

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Germany

by Steffi28 In reply to erm, Steffi....

I'm doing my placement year in Germany, that way I get to do my placement and improve my German at the same time (plus the fact that I get a year away from the husband but I shouldn't put that as a plus side we've only been married 7 months :S)

I'm in Bavaria about an hour away from Munich. Enjoying the German beer so very much

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grrrrrrrrr

by gadgetgirl In reply to erm, Steffi....

<muttermode> German beer...sheesh....she had to go and tell me that.....</muttermode>

Hang 'bout! 7 MONTHS?? And you're running away from him ALREADY??

<giggling> girl after my own heart!

GG

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