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The I Got Bored Of Waiting YUK

By Steffi28 ·
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Couldnt wait any longer for someone to make a YUK, I need to laugh so I thought i might as well make it myself. Heres my first imput - Funny and Useful

Best Excuses if you get caught sleeping at your desk....

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. "

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

"Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

"The coffee machine is broke...."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands"

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oh, dear, Mae....

by gadgetgirl In reply to Instead of a joke, I am c ...

did you have to give Ol' Grumpy Grinch Scrooge (aka DMambo) all that ammunition?

What were you thinking?

(we must be having a bad day..... Shell dropped some clangers earlier today, too - must be the weather.....)



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Actually

by maecuff In reply to oh, dear, Mae....

it's Friday and I'm happy. And the weather is wonderful here. It's going to be in the 60's again today. I hear a lot of whining that there isn't going to be snow for Christmas, but you won't hear that from me. I could spend the rest of my life without seeing snow again and be perfectly happy.

Must be global warming. Right, Max?

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YEAH Global Warming!

by Tig2 In reply to Actually

Here in snowy MN the forecasters are looking sheepish and praying for snow- even a light coating- in time for Christmas. I, on the other hand, am holding out for a "brown" Christmas. I'm with you, Mae. If I never see another snowflake, I'm good with that.

Overcast this morning but it is supposed to clear later in the day. We've had mid 40s and sunny most of the week. I could get used to this!

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me & snowflakes....

by gadgetgirl In reply to YEAH Global Warming!

just one of the little buggers, I find it, slip, fall and end up measuring my length...

I'm with you two - dreaming of a Brown Christmas!



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oh......my...... you ...... didn't........

by jdclyde In reply to me & snowflakes....

Does that mean you took it "the wrong way"? or just dreaming about it? :0

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JD

by maecuff In reply to oh......my...... you ... ...

I think you're the only one around here who 'takes it the wrong way'. Also known as 'taking it like a man'. :)

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ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Jaqui In reply to Instead of a joke, I am c ...

I like

I'm sending this on to a client.. that goes overboard on the mary kissmyass decorations every year. ]:)

editing to add:

I sent it to him. ]:)

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I'd like to add a few thing to ban

by DMambo In reply to Instead of a joke, I am c ...

"Christmas Spirit" - The sickly sweet pleasantries that nobody really means. Let's face it Mall People, you hate me and I hate you. Can't we at least be honest about it?

Stockings over the fireplace - If the fire hazard doesn't get you, the noxious fumes will.

Candy canes - Christmas is second only to Halloween on the list of dentists' favorite holidays. It's a conspiracy, I tell ya.

Mrs Claus - The world does not need another fat lady. Rosie O'Donnell is more than enough.

Jewelry - I know that Mae listed gifts, but this deserves a special mention. Do you want to be responsible for war and pillaging in Africa? To paraphrase the TV commercial, "Every 'Kiss my ***' begins with Kay"

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I'm with you on the stocking thing

by maecuff In reply to I'd like to add a few thi ...

Why does 'eating candy out of your socks' seem reasonable to anyone?

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Or the NEW saying goes

by jdclyde In reply to I'd like to add a few thi ...

"Diamonds. That will shut her up!" - Ron White

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