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The world is ending.... The signs are right.....

By Jaqui ·
Palmetto actually defended me in a discussion :)
then today, it gets worse.. really, really bad.

in 2 separate discussions J.Ja and I actually agreed on something.


then, to top it all off, ITGirlie and I agree on something.


these can only mean that the world as we know it is coming to an end..


hopefully microsoft will implode or be declared illegal all around the world.


danged typos

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Agree about the pain bit - but I can't help

by Deadly Ernest In reply to That all sounds quite pai ...

wonder how watching the auto accidents unhappen will be like, the bits of vehicle jump back into one piece, the perosn leap off the road and jump backwards through the windscreen, or (as per one accident I saw the results of when I was a cop) the head leap off the road and reattch itself (sorry if that is a bit grewsome for you - double pun intended).

But you wont be redoing the mistakes, you will be undoing them - going from mistake to no mistake.

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Now that's a visual I could do without...

by Mickster269 In reply to Agree about the pain bit ...

Like a bad horror movie.


Hmm... come to think about it, I'm thinking other biological functions might also be wierd.

And let's not even go into the dynamics of "un"- sexing with another...

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Reference your middle line of

by Deadly Ernest In reply to Now that's a visual I cou ...

"Hmm... come to think about it, I'm thinking other biological functions might also be wierd."

This would not be about "getting your own back" or some such silly "pain in the rrrcc" (say it out loud if you don't get it the first time around) thing would it.

Ok what about uneating - yeech. Let alone such things as the night you got really drunk and ....... - ugg what a thought.

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Backwards

by neilb@uk In reply to Agree about the pain bit ...

there is an episode of Red Dwarf where they land on a planet which is a "reverse Earth". It is one of the classic episode and full of superb visual and audio jokes - "unrumble", a bar fight in reverse amongst many. But, I think, the final joke where Cat goes into the bushes to take a dump and walks stiffly out, hair standing on end is just so graphic.

Hitler is, of course, going to be responsible for bringing millions back to life during WW II...

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Thanks neilb for reminding me of that

by Deadly Ernest In reply to Backwards

not only do I remember it but I have most of the Dwarf DVDs, including that one. I had forgotten that until then, yes I am still laughing about it - again.

One extra joke I got here that a lot of the other Aussies missed is SMEG - only in recent years have they started selling Smeg appliances out here, so now we can Smeg the dinner when we cook it, if we bought one. Now I think we both should smeg off, is is 3.38 am here and I need to go to sleep.

edited to convert a Swarf to a Dwarf - BTW it was 4.30 am before I ended up leaving the computer and going to bed, left it logged in though - so I was able tp lurk in my sleep.

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Maxwell and I agree

by jardinier In reply to The world is ending.... T ...

that we respect and like each other, but neither of us can explain why.

Hence that means that the world as we know it has ended, but also means the beginning of a new era.

ONE SINGLE PERSON (I won't name him/her) actually RESPECTS me for my experience as a journalist.

Now at this website, THAT is DEFINITELY the end of the world as I knew it.

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Ominous.......

by gadgetgirl In reply to The world is ending.... T ...

as I was complimented on my driving today....


oooohhheerrmissus!

(that's a first, last and only, btw, so the sky should start falling in any second now )

GG

]:)

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We've heard about your driving

by Sister Chek In reply to Ominous.......
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it's only because.....

by gadgetgirl In reply to We've heard about your dr ...

I used to believe men......

they used to tell me that this: ----------------- was six inches....

X-(

GG

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Really, GG. Are you losing your touch

by neilb@uk In reply to it's only because.....

If I'd posted that slur on your driving you'd have ripped my bits off and chucked them in the Thames!

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