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The Yuk is Up! 20/01

By gadgetgirl ·
(and yes, that is the CORRECT way to write the date!!!)

Had to pass this one on - it's right up my sense of humour street.....

(and yes, that's the CORRECT way to spell humour.....)

Have a wonderful Friday, and a good weekend, all!


Three little ducks go into a Bar ??????????

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

?Huey,? was the reply

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great - lovely day, had a ball, been in and out of
puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.

Great - lovely day, I've had a ball too been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."


GG

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Wedding ring tats

by Jessie In reply to Thats why .....

For a minute there... I wondered what the H E double hockeysticks you were talking about... and then I membered that my avatar is a pic of hubby's and my wedding ring tattoos. Phew! Thought I was going crazier there for a minute or three.

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you are in trouble!!

by Jaqui In reply to Doesn't anybody ever thin ...

keeping the little one away from us for this long.

no burpday spankings for you then.

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not even ONE?!?!

by Jessie In reply to you are in trouble!!

You can't DO that to me! I NEED my spankings! Maybe just a quick SMACK then?!?!

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nope..

by Jaqui In reply to not even ONE?!?!

no piccy's of the little one in all this time.
no posts from her.
no spankings.

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Yes Jessie

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to nope..

What happened to her NB and T1 connection that you where instructed to get her for her very first Birthday?

Sounds like you've been very naughty and don't deserve any of the nice things in life I think that I'll have you working a Help Desk for MS Visa once it finally comes out that should be punishment enough even if it does mean that you have to move to India and speak with a funny accent.

That should give you about 6 years to relocate and get ready for the job.

Col ]:)

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she hasn't HAD one yet!

by Jessie In reply to Yes Jessie

I can't give her a new computer and T1 connection until she's HAD her first birthday. She's only JUST figured out what her tongue is (though not yet what it's for, so don't get any ideas!) and she needs a few more months to figure out what the keyboard is.

PLEASE?!?!?! Just ONE spanking?!?!

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Jessie I said "VERY FIRST BIRTHDAY!"

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to she hasn't HAD one yet!

Not the anniversary of it when you or in this case your daughter actually have an age measured in years and not hours/days/weeks/months.

Remember her Birthday is the day that she came into this world not an anniversary celebrating the event where the mother can look back and forget the actual event of giving birth and have a warm tingly feeling in her stomach.


Computers are not the only things that have a starting number of 0

Col ]:)

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I inquired about you

by DMambo In reply to Doesn't anybody ever thin ...

in one of JD's many, many threads that he started up in his quest to maintain his #1. Glad you are back and I understand why you've been quiet around here. Based on my complicaed formula of how busy children keep you, which factors in sheer numbers of kids, their ages, genders, activities, their proclivity towards violence, and how lazy one's spouse is, (my wife scores high on that factor) I calculate that you are at a minimun 77% busier than I am.

Keep posting!

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To which I say

by jdclyde In reply to Doesn't anybody ever thin ...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I hope it is a very joyous time for you!

That pic was GREAT! A real nice looking group you have there!

Carry on. Your doing good!



jd

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Warning for all London-based peers!

by neilb@uk In reply to The Yuk is Up! 20/01

Watch out for the new scam which is happening at Picadilly Circus car park.

Two good looking 18 year old girls come to your car as you are parking it. One starts wiping your windscreen while the other comes to your window saying 'hello, big boy' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look!

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a lift to somewhere in West London.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat. Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, but I can't find them today. :_| :_|

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