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Thursday/Friday Yuk

By Oz_Media ·
Well seeing as we get a stat for Friday, it's long weekend time for me. There may already be a weekend Yuk, but I am too impatient to look for it.

This is old but funny,

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But you're American

by Oz_Media In reply to Well....

If you learned it while old enough to work (16) am actuallly quite surprised you didn't know it when younger.

In this case, I think she's Canadian, singing from the Canadian bench. Right words, wrong verse.

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West Midlands born and raised

by Jellimonsta In reply to But you're American

I moved to the US in 98 at the age of 24 Oz. I thought you knew that much?

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Well Oh again then

by Oz_Media In reply to But you're American

I thought you had UK roots but didn't realize you had lived there that long.

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Exactly Oz

by stargazerr In reply to Whaaat?

The media player on my computer doesnt support that codec.


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Just me then

by Oz_Media In reply to Exactly Oz

Being involved in the music industry, I get files of every imaginable type sent to me. I have nearly a dozen players and god knows how many codecs installed.

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Some jokes

by neilb@uk In reply to Thursday/Friday Yuk

One of these just HAS to annoy somebody....


Three blondes died and found themselves standing before Saint Peter at the gate to heaven.
St. Peter said to them, "Before you may enter the gates of heaven you have to tell me what Easter is."
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where we all have a big feast and we're thankful." St. Peter said, "NO!" and banished her to ****.
The second blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where we celebrate Jesus' birth and give each other presents." St. Peter said, "NO!" and banished her to ****.
The third blonde said, "I know what Easter is."
St. Peter said, "Ok then, tell me."
She starts, "Easter is Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with his disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung him on the cross where he died. Then they buried him in a tomb behind a large boulder."
St. Peter said, "Very good..."
She adds, "Every year the Jews role away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter."


Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself. After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her. After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.


Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again ...ONE, TWO, THREE...UUH!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get a hard on."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing?"

"I couldn't even get on the f*cking bed


A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. "Do you have trouble with sh:t sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies "no". So the bear wiped his arse with the rabbit.


A prostitute is lounging in her bed one evening, reflecting upon the day's business, when a Koala bear appears at her open window. He winks at her, climbs in, hops onto the bed, and proceeds to perform oral sex upon her. Not too dismayed by her unexpected guests act, she spreads her legs and lets him have at it. Finishing, the koala bear licks his lips and starts to exit out the same window. "Hey, wait a minute, buddy, you've got to pay for that! I'm a hooker, you know!"
"A hooker? What's that?" asks the koala bear. "A hooker, you know, a prostitute! It's in the dictionary, look it up!" So she shows the koala bear the entry in the dictionary. Sure enough, it says: "Hooker: woman who exchanges sexual acts for monetary gain." The Koala bear thinks about this and says: "Do you know what I am? I'm a koala bear! Look it up!" So as the koala bear disappears out the window, the hooker thumbs through the dictionary and looks up "Koala Bear." It reads: "Koala Bear: eats bushes and leaves."

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Just to stir the pot a bit and either SG or GG should be posting this

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Some jokes

Q:- Why do men like Blond Jokes?

A:- Because they understand them.

Sorry girl's I beat you all to it didn't I? :^0

OH by the way Neil did you realise that GG is on holidays and is coming after you for standing her up? I would go into hiding if I was you just to be on the safe side.

Col ]:)

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I'm off for a week

by neilb@uk In reply to Just to stir the pot a bi ...

and going North - in her direction - but I'm hoping if she's already coming South then she might miss me...

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Well Neil

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to I'm off for a week

That gives you one week of possible escape but what about the other week GG's off for 2 weeks/

Col ]:)

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