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By Jaqui ·
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old
white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't."

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' " He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?'"

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Well I see that you looked at the picture right?

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to just for that

I'm not that silly.

Besides I don't frequent Bars as I work IT I don't have a life at all.

Like today for instance I gave away a brand New Computer for cost well not quite as I didn't cover my petrol money but then again it was for a Work Experience girl that comes in here and she pulls her weight so I didn't feel right about charging her any profit after all I don't pay her for the work that she does so it's only fair that I don't make a profit out of her. Who said Slavery was dead? :^O

:) :) :) :)

Col ]:)

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naturally

by Jaqui In reply to Well I see that you looke ...

I had to look.

the drop dead gorgeous girl* that lives down the hall from me didn't appreciate the picture I put though..
she had just gotten home from a night out drinking when I handed her a full colour printout, with the text.

for some reason it really disturbed her. ]:)


* living barbie doll, with "Punky red" hair instead of blonde. has to be the best description.

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Blech..

by maecuff In reply to just for that

Thank God, in 42 years, I've never made a drunken mistake quite as bad as that..

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what a rip-off

by ITgirli In reply to READ BEFORE OPENING THE P ...

that was a poor yoke.

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Eggxactly

by Bob in Calgary In reply to what a rip-off

I cracked up over that one

I would send it to someone else but I'm shellfish

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can I mussel in?

by gadgetgirl In reply to Eggxactly

or would I just become a prawn in the game?



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You can run the show Your Majesty!!!!

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to can I mussel in?

We humble plebes wouldn't dare even consider you musseling in and you could never become a prawn in the game.

If anyone even suggested that with your temper you'd have their heads off so fast that no one would ever know what happened to them. And we certainly wouldn't ever see a post like the one that OZ had "I'm laving TR Thanks GadgetGirl!" As that would be tantamount to committing suicide. :^O

As always your Loyal Humble Servant.

Col ]:)

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Continuing the theme....

by gadgetgirl In reply to You can run the show Your ...

Col, get off your knees, your codpiece is scraping the ground!

Temper? I'm as level headed as a flounder! (yeah, right!)

(who told? hmm? who told you about my temper?!)

But I do like your crawling, though, Col - reminds me of a crab, at times.....!

(Sorry! j/k!)

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Actually Your Royal Highness

by HAL 9000 Moderator In reply to Continuing the theme....

It was you who mentioned your nasty temper in one of the threads somewhere. Something about a Glasgow Kiss or something along those lines.

As A Loyal Servant of the Crown I humbly request a Pardon for any possible infringements that I may inadvertently make. :^O

Col ]:)

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In that case

by gadgetgirl In reply to Continuing the theme....

you're pardoned, Col!

I mentioned knowing what a Glasgow kiss was, and yes, you're right, I have mentioned my temper before now. And the fact that I've only lost it once in 26 years (must be getting more tolerant as I get older!)

....unless that's something ELSE that gravity has an affect on!



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