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Thursday Yuk?
LockedWell as it is yet another long weekend, I’m outta here!
Time to hit the mainland for a few days camping with friends.Anyhow, as I will NOT be taking my laptop this time (not on call until Tuesday, YAY!)I will start Friday’s Yuk today, or this time a few riddles for the weekend.
[u]RIDDLE:BAGS AD BEADS[/u] You are given 5 bags. There are 10 beads in each of the bags. In four of the bags, the beads each weigh 10 kilograms. In the remaining bag, each bead weighs only 9 kilograms. All the bags and beads look identical. You must find out which bag has the lighter beads. The problem is that all the bags look identical and all the beads look identical. You can use a scale, but it has to be a single-tray scale, not a two-tray balance scale. Also, you may use the scale only once. How can you find out which bag has the lighter beads?
[u]RIDDLE:NINE GOLD COINS[/u]You have 9 gold coins. All 9 coins look exactly the same but one coin is a fake and is either lighter or heavier than the other 8 coins. You have a scale – balance type with 2 trays – but can only load it twice. How do you find the fake gold coin?
And some dumb yuks sent from my brother the other night. [i](he runs a law firm so some of these really aren’t funny)[/i]
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
[i] He gets taller[/i]What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
[i]Nothing, there are some things a pig won’t do.[/i]What do you do if you find a lawyer buried up to his kneck in cement?
[i]Get more cement.[/i]What’s the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
[i]Pronounciation[/i]How many lawyers does it tak to change a lightbulb?
[i]How many canm ou afford?[/i]What do lawyers ad sperm have in common?
[i]It takes 300,000 of them to make one decent human being.[/i]What does a lawyer use as birth control?
[i]His personality[/i]How may lawyer jokes are there?
[i] Only three, the rest are trues stories[/i]Have a good weekend, answers to riddles will be posted on Mon. or Tues.