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Which Office Moron are you?

By Jaqui ·
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Me I got:

Which Office Moron Are You?

I'll smoke you a kipper, because you'll be back for breakfast. You're the cult television show quoting, user account deleting, soap loathing IT Manager.

Something in your childhood has made you the way you are. You've been hired to provide a service to everyone else in the office - you make the computers run, and you make them run well. You've streamlined everything; you've removed all the viruses and installed all the firewalls. The only trouble - the only hole in your veneer of digital perfection - is the way you laugh at everyone.

If someone doesn't know UNIX, you laugh at them. If they lose their password, they laugh at them. If they visit a website using Microsoft Internet Explorer and their computer succumbs to an Internet worm, you laugh. Then you take a swig of your Coke, and with another hearty chuckle tell all your friends on IRC about the idiots you have to deal with.

Maybe it makes you feel better about yourself, although let's face it, you don't need help in that department. You're great, you. Fantastic like burning cool. If only those luddite office fools would let you play Unreal Tournament in peace.

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Make that evil triplets!!!

by Jessie In reply to Which Office Moron are yo ...

Scary thought... maybe the three of us should start our own consulting company... nah... I don't think there's enough room in one company for all that superiority! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! ]:)

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I got the same one and it's generally true

by stress junkie In reply to Which Office Moron are yo ...

Office manager. Except that I'm a die hard Pepsi fan and I don't do computer games.

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Yike, I'm an old fart!!!

by jmgarvin In reply to Which Office Moron are yo ...

You've been here since the dawn of time itself, old timer, and you've been biding your time with your eye on the boss's job.

You deserved to have a promotion. You've been here longer than anyone else. Your fingers have become craggy, and you see Excel spreadsheets when you go to sleep at night. More than half your life has been spent at budget meetings, advertising liason sessions, team-building seminars and pub lunches with people you hate. Yet for some reason you've been passed over every time in favour of younger, less competent workers.

No more. You're at the end of your tether. Where's your gold watch? Where's your acknowledgement? Your raises? When does your time come around?

Your time is now, hombre.

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Scary but True

by Wayne M. In reply to Yike, I'm an old fart!!!

I'm frightened to admit it, but I got the same response and it is closer to truth than fiction!

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Time to get out?

by mjd420nova In reply to Which Office Moron are yo ...

I got out ten years ago.. When a real help desk really did help 'cause you had old farts to take the calls and ask all the right questions.

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Quadruplets!

by gadgetgirl In reply to Which Office Moron are yo ...

there are now 4 of us!

Consultancy? Ok, but just remember one thing....

I'M IN CHARGE!!!

(about to swop supermarket suit for the designer one.....)



GG

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as long

by Jaqui In reply to Quadruplets!

as I get to shoot people that want windows.
shoot them full of sulfuric acid [ 20 liters].. then if they survive full of liquid hydrogen.

someone else can throw the lit match after that.

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by Neil Higgins In reply to as long

Liquid hydrogen.Takes me back to school days.We never did find Mr.Andrews after his science lab experiment went wrong.Must have been all that "acid" he was tripping. :)

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Old timer

by tben In reply to Which Office Moron are yo ...

You've been here since the dawn of time itself, old timer, and you've been biding your time with your eye on the boss's job.

You deserved to have a promotion. You've been here longer than anyone else. Your fingers have become craggy, and you see Excel spreadsheets when you go to sleep at night. More than half your life has been spent at budget meetings, advertising liason sessions, team-building seminars and pub lunches with people you hate. Yet for some reason you've been passed over every time in favour of younger, less competent workers.

No more. You're at the end of your tether. Where's your gold watch? Where's your acknowledgement? Your raises? When does your time come around?

Your time is now, hombre.

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Whoa, a kindred spirit

by jdgretz In reply to Which Office Moron are yo ...

Or have we spent too much time in the same gutters??

All hale the Awesomeness of the IT Manager.

Mwahahahahahahaha.


jdg

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