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You Can't Fly Like an Eagle

By maxwell edison ·
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...when you're cooped up with a bunch of turkeys.

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Maecuff

by Oz_Media In reply to I have a hard time...

That's why I always close one eye and grimace. You know....make one of those painful porno faces!

Bow baba Bow WOOOOW!!!

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ITS BEEN FUN...

by FluxIt In reply to I have a hard time...

Thanks for the enjoyment. I have not had so much fun in ages.

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MrMiami

by maxwell edison In reply to I have a hard time...

If you have not "had so much fun in ages", you should really consider getting out more.

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How to add seasoning ....

by jardinier In reply to no kidding?

to a chicken or other bird, before baking:

"Grasp the bird by the thigh and stuff in the usual manner."

[That's a favourite of a friend who is a gourmet].

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INTERESTING

by FluxIt In reply to You Can't Fly Like an Eag ...

Turkeys gobble.

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I hate spam.

by TomSal In reply to You Can't Fly Like an Eag ...

Even with mustard.

Oh wait what was this thread about?



oh yeah eagles....oh you mean how they'll be soaring over the Vikings this Sunday?

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The way I heard it was...........

by sleepin'dawg In reply to You Can't Fly Like an Eag ...

"It's hard to soar like an eagle when you have to flock around with a bunch of turkeys" or as one gal put it, "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince." My reply was that it probably depended on which part of the frog she was kissing.

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~LoL~ Great Comeback!

by admin In reply to The way I heard it was... ...

I am going to steal that one ;>

Oh wait, I'll ask- Mind if I use that line?

"Depends on which part of the frog she was kissing" ~LoL~ I gotta share that one with my friends that are unattached... it's sure to generate problems for me :)

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Why not?

by admin In reply to You Can't Fly Like an Eag ...

~LoL~ Just as being with Ducks doesn't make one not a Swan, being with Turkeys does not make not an Eagle- and Eagles generally fly by definition. :)

If I'm a Turkey, I will gobble and whatever else as best I can.

If I'm an Eagle, I'm going to fly. :)

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YOU offering to gobble?`

by Oz_Media In reply to Why not?

Don't suppose you have any Swallow in your blood too?

I remember working a ZZTop tour where the women's BS passes were similar.

On tours there are always two types (or more) of backstage meet-and-greet passes, it helps understand who's who and how they got a pass.

The women's "PLEEEEEASE let me backstage, I'll do ANYTHING" pass was a picture of an eyeball, a picture of a swallow and a picture of a sea captain.

It was funny to see guys try to walk in that had these passes (used and thrown away form the first group of M&G fans). You would have a guy walk up with his tattered pass stating how it had lost it's stick and wouldn't stay on his leg. Once you pointed out the EYEball, Swallow and the Seaman, they would usually just leave very embarassed.

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