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By robbinsr ·
I'm willing to give points away to here your Help Desk horror/comedy situations.

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by robbinsr In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried Piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieteddown. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer'sneighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds ofdirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Enjoy Your Week SHAKE IT OFF

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by robbinsr In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

I'm on vacation

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by PENGUINSRULE In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

Nothing on this subject is complete without all the equipment brought to us after being smashed to bits for repair...

for some reason it won't work, can you fix it?

A scanner gun ran over by a fork lift
A keyboard after a large amount of ink covered it in black goo.
A UPS that was emitting a chemical odor
they paged me because they needed me
to unplug it.
A wireless antenna bent in a violent storm
(some reason it doesn't work).
Anywhere they've lost power -I'm not sure
why, but does it really need power to
run? Can't you fix it? ...


My FAVORITE story!! - a construction worker
decides to drill a hole into the ceiling - he didn't know where he was drilling - he just pointed - and knocked out the entire network - since he happened to drill right into the router cabinet knocking out the power.

there's worse stories - but those people died so let's not make this too bad..

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by robbinsr In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried Piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieteddown. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer'sneighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds ofdirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Enjoy Your Week SHAKE IT OFF

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by PENGUINSRULE In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

Nothing on this subject is complete without all the equipment brought to us after being smashed to bits for repair...

for some reason it won't work, can you fix it?

A scanner gun ran over by a fork lift
A keyboard after a large amount of ink covered it in black goo.
A UPS that was emitting a chemical odor
they paged me because they needed me
to unplug it.
A wireless antenna bent in a violent storm
(some reason it doesn't work).
Anywhere they've lost power -I'm not sure
why, but does it really need power to
run? Can't you fix it? ...


My FAVORITE story!! - a construction worker
decides to drill a hole into the ceiling - he didn't know where he was drilling - he just pointed - and knocked out the entire network - since he happened to drill right into the router cabinet knocking out the power.

there's worse stories - but those people died so let's not make this too bad..

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by robbinsr In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried Piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieteddown. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer'sneighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds ofdirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Enjoy Your Week SHAKE IT OFF

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by Mike (from Canada) In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

Phone says: RRRRRRRRRING!
Clerk says: Hello
Guy on other line says: Oh hi
Clerk says: This is the Fire Department
Guy on other line says: Yeah so?
Clerk says: You have a fire in your sink
Guy on other line says: Excuse me?
Clerk says: I said You have a fire in your sink
Guy on other line says: a what?
Clerk says: FIRE IN YOUR SINK
Guy on other line says: what was that word?
Clerk says: FIRE
Guy on other line says: what is a fire?
Clerk says: ORANGE STUFF!
Guy on other line says: Just a sec.
Guy checks the sink then returns to the phone.
Guy on other line says: why is my sink black?
Clerk says: Because your sink was on fire.
Guy on other line says: I donno what a fire is.
Clerk says: I will bring a glass of water.
Guy onother line says: k bye!
both of them hang up the phone and the clerk splashes water on a small flame on her desk.
The clerk goes to the guys house.
Guy says: WHERES THE WATER?
Clerk says: I put out the fire.
Guy says: But Fire is my friend. u better not put him out.

THE END!

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by robbinsr In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried Piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieteddown. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer'sneighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds ofdirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Enjoy Your Week SHAKE IT OFF

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by JustMe2007 In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

It's not a Held Desk story. It's about a friend and his mother.

She (the mother) has just got a scanner so she hsa decided to start using the computer. So she sit down at the computer, but nothing happens. The mouse does nothing, the keyboard does nothing, the moniter does nothing. So she calls my friend who is in the next room. He shouts back, "You've got to turn it on!" She answers, "How?" He walked in and turned it on.


Another story not from a Held Desk. This one is from a Green House.

Receptionist: Hello how can I help you?
Elderly Lady: Well I have lived in an appartment my whole life so I've never had much of a green thumb, but I just moved into a house and I wanted to get one of those big tall things with the green leaves.
R: You mean a tree?
EL: Yeah that's it!

These are both true stories! I mean it!

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Your Help Desk Nightmares.

by robbinsr In reply to Your Help Desk Nightmares ...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried Piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieteddown. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer'sneighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off! Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds ofdirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Enjoy Your Week SHAKE IT OFF

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