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Yuk Yuk?

By jdclyde ·
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

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That was good...

by maecuff In reply to Couldn't resist......

It should go to Mark, right?

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a father and son...

by heml0ck In reply to Yuk Yuk?

A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours out in the
boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He
asked his father, "How does this boat float?"

The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know,
son."

The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,
"How do fish breath underwater?"

Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."

A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"

Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."

Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my
asking you all of these questions?"

"Of course not son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn
anything!"

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Been Krogerin?

by NickNielsen In reply to Yuk Yuk?

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