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Friday Yuk

By Shellbot ·
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Ok people..its Friday..for those of us in Eire..its a long weekend..you UK folks the same??
Have a great one everyone..think of me while doing so..Dr has ordered me to do nothing, eat nothing nice or drink nothing nice..so i'm sh@gged..well..not....ah never mind
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<b>Jamaican Baby</b><br>
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar,
announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical
Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds." <br>

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy
pains.

Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say,
you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at
birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."

The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20
pounds at birth?"

The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer,
wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and
said, "Had him circumcised.

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Spur of the moment picture. The shoes fuzz up at avatar size. <br>

by OnTheRopes In reply to EXCELLENT!!!
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Good heavens

by midniteone In reply to Everything. If I don't <i ...

and I thought Shelbot's avatar was spooky (!) That is one **** of an apparation to have conjured up on the PC screen...

proves your point, though.


(edited for typo)

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What's the best way to draw a great sexual climax out of your wife?

by Nodisalsi In reply to Friday Yuk
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Gee, I was going to say...

by Locrian_Lyric In reply to What's the best way to dr ...

make love in a jewlery store....

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NHS - Family planning advice

by OnTheRopes In reply to Friday Yuk
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some signs

by rob mekel In reply to NHS - Family planning adv ...

are hitting the spot right on :8} :^0

Rob

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Not really a yuk..but funny anyway

by maecuff In reply to Friday Yuk

Heinz ketchup is having a commercial contest. My son in law and his buddies spent 8 hours filming this 30 second commercial. It's not bad..

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YhwKHZ7q6GM

I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. We're taking off in a few minutes and heading South. I have my second interview tomorrow morning at 8:00AM. Wish me luck.

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Good luck!!

by Shellbot In reply to Not really a yuk..but fun ...

yeesh, an interview at 8am on a saturday morning??
thats rough

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It was supposed

by maecuff In reply to Good luck!!

to be this afternoon, but they had to cancel. They're actually doing me a favor as we were going to be in town anyway for my older son's birthday. We live about 3 1/2 hours away now.

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Sorry to hear

by jdclyde In reply to It was supposed

that your not feeling well today.... ;\

Good luck and knock 'em dead!


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