A few for the musicians among us…

What has 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless

A guitar player gets electrocuted while on stage at a gig,so he is at the pearly gates talking to St Peter.

All of a sudden he hears a guitar riff that sounds like Eddie Van Halen and he asks St Peter if Eddie has died and made it here too.

To which St Peter replies “Na,that’s just God,he only thinks he’s Eddie Van Halen.”