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by toktown-souljah001

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Are u ahh nerd??..Post a comment if u ahh..and if ur not then now u are lol

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by charliespencer

I have Ewmer Fudd's Disease. Fwow youw genewous contwibutions, I too can wearn to wead a nowmaw wife."

Poorly plagerized from Robin Williams.

by navy moose

We take the "R" out of caah and put it at the end of idear.

So, not everyone who drops the "R" from their speech has a speech impediment.

by jackofalltech

I meant to comment on his typing/spelling rather than his speech. You are correct, not everyone pronounces Rs the same.

by dawgit

a Geek maybe, but not a nerd. Never was, never will be. Does that compute in your survey? -d
edited: because I felt like it. :p -d

by charliespencer

If this one doesn't drop off the list quickly, it may rival yesterday's "Clear BIOS" foolishness. I'm headed for the bunker.

by dawgit

what we have here is a wacky-Irakie, who got is now a wet bangie. And he asks about nerds Here.!. This has got to be a fun one. :p -d
edited: because I can't seem to find my pocket protector. :_| Has any-one seen my old pocket protector?

by hal 9000

They harbor Bacteria and other nasties so you should get a new one and constantly change it to prevent any infections. :p

Of course if you want to give a Dirty Disease Riddled one to the OP here that's a totally different story [b]Germ Warfare[/b] is perfectly acceptable. :D

Col ]:)

[b]Working at being a Geek but as I don't know what a nerd is I just may be one. :^0

by dawgit

I hate those useless things, and refuse, whenever possible to wear them. I like the idea of Germ Warfare. hummmm. Funny that, since I seem to spend (too much) time at the Uni's, there is at the doors (and all the Doors too) to the places where people actually eat warning; "DO NOT BRING IN CULTURES IN FLASKS". Yes, they have to remind people of that. I love living interesting. -d

by dadspad

Those have been replaced with Blackberry and other PDAs. Nerds need the internet at all times. :)

by hal 9000

I thought it was something different with a T not the N. God I need to lower the screen resolution so I can read it again. :(

Now girls give Palmie a couple more each of whatever you are constantly handing out that way, so I can feel better OK?

[b]Thunk

Thunk

Thunk

Thunk[/b]

Col ]:)

by maecuff

anything to contribute. I just wanted to post so that Palmetto gets another slap.

And asking if one is a nerd is quite personal, isn't it?

by dawgit

"Don't ask, don't tell" now covers "Nerd"? Wow, what has this world come too?
(it's not like they breed)

by gadgetgirl

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Sorry 'bout that.

But I had to.

Cos I'm not.

A geek, I mean.

Can send you a tame panel beater to straighten out the hard hat if needed.....

]:)

GG

by charliespencer

is a "panel beater"? Apparently we don't have those over here. Are there wild ones as opposed to the tame one you have?

It's not like a monkey spanker, is it?

by gadgetgirl

Palmie, I refer you to my esteemed colleague, Mr.B. for your answer.

I know what a panel beater does, but can't quite get it into Yankese due to medication........

anyways, you need another hardhat yet, sweetie?? ;)

GG

by dadspad

is fast getting there, mostly due to the media. [I never heard of a nerd :) that had learning disabilities.] Nerds seem to be displayed as what we used to call non aggressive misfits.

Now geeks are being shown as electronic geniuses with very poor social skills, especially with the opposite sex.

I don't fit either group. :0

by hal 9000

Since you seem to know so much does caring a 12 foot Stock Whip and using it on Dealers [i]the kind that sell the Companies Product not the ones that sell those Pharmaceuticals[/i] count as being a Geek? :p

When I ran training courses for the company I used to drag the Stock Whip and a Pair of Handcuffs into the training room and threaten the dealers with being handcuffed to a hook in the wall and whipped till they dropped unconscious to the floor then whipped some more for making a mess on my carpet, if they broke any of my Play Toys. :D

What was worse not one single dealer was prepared to make a complaint to the Management about my actions so I could have some Peace & Quite. :_|

So what does that make me? B-)

Col ]:)

by dadspad

at Madam Tudor'a Domination Emporuim, after all whips, handcuffs and other paraphernalia seem to be used in this sort of place.

You seem to have used these products with great effect. ]:) Surely that must come from personal experience. (I wouldn't know what kind of experience, no I wouldn't.)

Where did I learn about these things? Why, like any good Geek, I watch CSI. :D

by cah1209

you mean.. "a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person" or a peculiar or otherwise dislikable person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual"

I hope not! On second thought... definitely NOT! :D

by charliespencer

That's why a previously competent engineer, when promoted to a managerial position, puts on a tie and loses the ability to think rationally.

by hal 9000

Never heard of those things must be some form of Torture that is inflicted on the unwary.

Actually the only time I wear a tie now days is when I have to give evidence in Court or to a Funeral. When people see me weaning a Suit & Tie they run away and hide as they know that [b]Trouble[/b] is on the way and they don't want to be involved. :D

I actually remember a guy who always wore a tie as it made him look dressed. He walked into the workshop out the back and proceeded to show one of the fitters how he wanted something turned in the lathe. Yes you don't need to even guess what happened he got the tie caught in the spinning work and well I think you get the idea. Silly fool brought it on himself and to make things worse I didn't even know he was in the place. Well another hike in our insurance premiums and we had to prevent anyone entering the workshop. I suggested to the Coroner that maybe if we took all the Machine Tools out it may be safe enough to allow the workers in. :D

Actually I need a lathe here now all I have to do is convince [b]SWMBO[/b] so I can spend some money on myself for a change. :(

Col

by dawgit

Col, You're having too much fun down there. (I'd love to come down and join you, but with my blood pressure, I'd get dizzy being up-side down) :^0 -d

by dawgit

I always have one of those PDA things, I thought it because I was getting forgetful. I don't don't do the 'Blackberry' thing though, the process-concept creeps me out. Not to mention the costs, when my Handy (Cell Phone, to those in the US) does the same thing, reliably. -d

by hal 9000

When I was young back in the 1300's I used to go to my Uncles Property and it was there that I learned to use a Stock Whip to encourage the Stock to move only. :p

He made a couple for me which I still have and they where made out of Both Animals Kanga & Roo. I used to use the 12 foot one at work as no one was concerned with the smaller ones. :(

Funny thing is that in the early days he had both Sheep & Cattle it's amassing just how well sheep respond to Gentle Persuasion and the Crack of a Whip. :D

As for using the Whip & Handcuffs I was being paid to do this and had short time frames so I had to Encourage the Dealers to work Faster. It Worked to. :^0

As you your claimed lack of knowledge regarding [i]experience[/i] I'm suspicious of your claims but I'll not say any more I'll get Beth to look at your response. :p

But the [b]Most Important is [i]WTF is CSI?[/i][/b]

Col ]:)

by jaqui

you haven't hacked into the satelights and gotten the late, thre series insult to intelligence from hollywoodland yet?
CSI = Crime Scene Investigators.
geeks with guns.
putting criminals away for breaking the laws.

scary part is, in many ways I'm a lot like the Lead Character of the CSI series.
not CSI Miami or CSI NY, the original one. :D

by jaqui

how many roo hide whips can you get?anywhere from the wee 1 footers up to and including 25 footers?
I could make a killing once a month selling them up here.

roo hide is so highly prized for them, and so hard to get. ]:)

by hal 9000

Really Jaqui? Over here in the [b]Bush[/b] everyone uses Roo because It's plentiful and free. Granted if you run cattle there may be some Cattle Hide used but the remainder use Roo which is usually a Pest particularly if there is a Drought on at the time.

My uncle died 15 years ago from Skin Cancer which was left untreated for tooo long but I could ask around. I still know a few people out West.

Roo tends to last a lot longer than Cattle Hide as I have a couple of platted belts that have had no care at all while the much younger Leather Belts start cracking if I forget to oil them at least once a year. But the Roo does eventually wear out.

[i]Edited to add[/i] Only stipulation is that Beth doesn't get one. It would be the Ultimate Indignity to get whipped by one of your own whips for misbehaving. :(

Col

by jaqui

have roos running around over here, so it is a hard item to get.
[ unless you are willing to pay huge for a small single tail, of about 12 inches. ]
just tell your contacts out west that there is a ready market for roo hide in North America, they will love having a place to sell the hide from the varments. ;)

hide, hide products, you get it in any form, I could sell out in one day.
that's just to local people, not even taking it to the rest of Canada. ]:)

just need to spend the cash to get the import permits to bring animal based products into the country... rough guesstimate is about 45 grand in permits / licenses to do it.

Hey, I couldn't even give one to Beth, seeing as she isn't in Canada, she would have to come up here to get one.
[ US customs is really mean about animal products. ]

by gadgetgirl

Thanks, Nick.

Brain was too befuddled to explain - I really just wanted Palmie to know I knew someone who could knock all the dents out of his hard hat.... :p :D

]:)

GG

Edit: Nope, still need to take the meds....

by nicknielsen

Nick's NITS(tm)? :D As long as you don't get any deeper into it than toad in the 'ole or spotted dick, I can probably keep up.

But Neil might have something to say about it. :0

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