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I WANT TO KNOW HOW BLUE EYES TECHNOLOGY WORKS

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by thumbsup2

When I search on "Blue Eyes", I find nothing about any technology.

Do you mean "Blue Ray" ??????????

by cbalness

Perhaps said poster is thinking of Blue Tooth ??

by boxfiddler Hot topic

blue eyes cryin' in the rain.

edit: Oops. Left out Judy.

by boxfiddler Hot topic

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young.

I thought about Judy in Disguise, but can't remember what color her eyes are.

by dr dij

Blue Eyes is a very sophisticated genetic technology.

Basically, the genetic sequence codes for BLUE EYES.

User notes: if another gene is present for RED EYES or any other color, then the BLUE EYES color is suppressed! RED EYE airplane flights will also suppress the 'BLUE EYES'

Simple as that!

You can now apply to learn more at the BIOINFORMATICS program at the Indian Institute of Technology in Mumbai!

You can then develop a sophisticated new technology called 'BLUE TEETH'. Generally associated with Andorrians, after they have an after-diner drink (by sucking on a glacier), you can be the first to apply it to pink-skins.

'BLUE TEETH' tends to have interference from 'VULCANS' which with hidden monitoring systems disguised as a MONASTERY try to monitor the activity of 'BLUE TEETH' and 'BLUE SKINS'

The extreme cold that is present with the 'BLUE TEETH' tends to support sophisticated dental implants in the form of electronics. MOst popular are ultra-miniaturized radio receivers that pick up the CIA's lunch room menu for the day.

'BLUE TEETH' can also store an implanted cyanide capsule, which you'll need to activate by biting down real hard if you are discovered. It will kill you and if you breath out quickly, will kill one 'FLYING FAT BOY' hovering nearby who is trying to take over your spice-mining consortium.

These 'BLUE TEETH' can be also interfaced with 'TOKEN RING', which is a super-conducting nose-ring that will hold and buffer the data so you can smuggle it out of the company you are working at.

Companies trying to diversify their work-force and present a 'YOUNG HIP IMAGE' often have a 'TOKEN COOL GUY' who has 'TOKEN RING' installed. There is a debate presently about whether it is OK to eliminate 'TOKEN RING' from the workforce:
https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=102&threadID=255795
They used to be big at IBM which went from PIN-STRIPE to TOKEN-RING

'TOUNGE-STUD' technology is also very high teck. WIth this, you can please female operatives on the 'other side' and increase your chances of mission success.

It will likely be as popular as genetically modified glow-in-the dark kittens or goldfish are in Japan, that insert fire-fly 'luciferin' gene.

by dr dij

If they can't figure out how to Goo-Goo. Whoops, I mean Google!, then we need to help.

I'm still trying to figure out Balthor's post!

There seem to be a number of these posts coming out of (tho certainly not exclusively limited to) India.

I did a nice set of SAP Haiku in a previous post. It was in reply to a fellow who couln't form a complete sentence and decided to post the 'not a sentence' on TR.

https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-23-0.html?forumID=102&threadID=250486&messageID=2401597
He mentioned SAP in the 'not-a-sentence'

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