For the benefit of our friend entering our field:
The value of certification to impart some IT knowledge to a new IT person is minimal, except possibly the A+ which ironically didn't cost your firstborn to purchase. The MCSE cert process while valid of itself has degenerated to mostly a revenue stream for Microsoft.
Nonetheless the need for the new person without experience trying to crack the industry to have a MCSE is clear.
When I started the industry the question was "can you do the job?" and before I left it was "why don't you have this cert?"
I've spoken to associates across North America and some off-shored tech support in Bangalore, India and MCSE was what their companies wanted so my case is representative, not an anomaly.
I don't know how many good opportunities this guy is going to get now without a MCSE. Its the New World Order. You are fortunate if you have an employer only concerned with ability or your own busuness.
MCSE vs MCSA and different roles? Theoretically in the minds of microsoft marketers who want to sell more certs by offering an economy bundle- based on real industry facts naturally. Just ignore the fact that MCSE is the standard.
Certifications are a joke? Of course they're a joke? Your point being? The issue is getting this fellow a job which requires some expensive humour.
HR, Hiring Manager, whatever. In many and all medium to large places HR, CIO or other admin has oversight, meaning they do the first eliminations and judge the picks on paper. You find this a surprise?
We are talking about what is going to get this person hired.
As far as time and money and training this depends on what this persons objectives are:
To Pass the exam at minimal cost without trying to learn:
cram CBTs and exam simulators like Transcender Search "braindumps" on www -people have with reasonable error rewritten their exams and posted them. What you are doing here is short term memorizing of word patterns & associations. I used to call this 'cheating', but since the cert process is farce I have no problem.
Use the Camps or college if you want to try to learn something by working hands on with equipment with labs, and double check they do this. I also suggested the lab because it gets you out of your environment into a structured learning one.