Sorry Oz, ‘yuk’ just isn’t dignified enough…This joke, however..:)
Little Billy sat on a park bench eating one candy bar after another. A man sitting nearby commented after Billy finished his sixth candy bar, “Son, all that candy is going to give you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat.”
“Oh yeah?” Little Billy replies, “Well, my grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asks, “And did he do that by eating six candy bars a day”?
“No”, says Little Billy, “He did it by minding his own f*cking business.”