Friday’s, adult, censored, yuk

Ashley walked into the White House
for the first day of her internship
and was greeted by the President.

After a tour, he asked, “Would you
like to see the Presidential Clock?”

Ashley got suspicious and said, “I’ve
heard certain things about you, Mr.
President, and don’t think that would
be a smart idea.”

“Nonsense,” said the President. “It’s
just a clock.”

Ashley reluctantly agreed. The President
led her to an empty Oval Office and closed
the door.

In a reproving tone, Ashley said, “That’s
not the Presidential Clock;

The President responded, “Ashley, honey,
put a face and two hands on it, and it’s a clock.”

Footnote:
Just never gonna live that one down are you?
Have a great long weekend all.