I would have added it to Guru’s discussion but I wouldn’t want to blaspheme a good discussion (sure).
What’s up Officer
Two guys are driving through Texas when
they get pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper walks up, taps on the window
with his nightstick, the driver rolls down
the window, and the trooper smacks him in
the head with the stick.
The driver says, “Why’d you do that?”
The trooper says, “You’re in Texas, son.
When I pull you over, you’ll have your
license ready.”
Driver says, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m
not from around here.”
The trooper runs a check on the guy’s
license, and he’s clean. He gives the
guy his license back and walks around
to the passenger side and taps on the
window. The passenger rolls his window
down, and the trooper smacks him with
the nightstick. The passenger says,
“What did you do that for?”
The cop says, “Just making your wishes
come true.”
The cop continues, “I know that two
miles down the road you’re gonna say, ‘I
wish that guy would’ve tried that with me.'”
HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, TALK WITH YOU SOON