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by purnima32

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i need to know all the activities of the hacking process.

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by dr dij

String Theory
Quantum ChromoDynamics
The Theory of Everything
The Future of the Universe.

YOU need to learn to speak English enuf so that you can acually ask a question.

Do you go up to one of your friends in Bangalore and tell them "I need to know about hacking."

I'm sure your friend would then say "that's nice, I need a taxi" and go off to find one of those 3 wheel things.

by dr dij

he can call up and find tomorrow's lottery #s and you can tell him about hacking.

The easier way is of course to simply buy the Sunday paper on Saturday. No need for a time travelling delorean and a sports scores book from the future then!

by jiminpa

And I can't by a flux capacitor any where. I know all about hacking... just ask the guys I golf with. ;-)

by jiminpa

What is it that you need to know exactly? If you are trying to protect yourself from hackers then I am sure there is much good advice we can give you. If you are asking for help to hack a system... I'm afraid you came to the wrong place.

by older mycroft

Find yourself a decent steed - 12 or 13 hands should suffice.

Stabling needs come next - dunno what the market is like, in your neck of the planet, for straw!

Ample supplies of feed should be your next sustainable requirement.

If I had adequate knowledge of the ? sterling - Rupee exchange rate, I could guide you better as to the total costs of such a venture.

Good luck, - and happy hacking! :D

by the scummy one

To hack properly, you should get a machete.
On overgrown plants in jungle areas, swing the machete blade at the overgrown plant/leaves/branches. Be sure to be careful when 'hacking' these plants, and make sure to have a good grip on the machete. Many have lost a limb for incorrect hacking procedures. Also note other people that may be around you when swinging the blade.
Good Hacking!!!

by dr dij

there are some overgrown jungles in the western mountains near Bangalore. I've watched some marvelous nature shows as they hunt cobras and other animals.

WHen Hacking you have to be careful, the sap of some trees and bushes, esp. in the Euphorbia family is toxic. Raphides are tiny crystals of oxalic acid that irritate your skin, and are in many plants. Including some that are edible.

IF hacking thru a tapioca field, be sure you know that the plant has cyanides in the leaves, which will kill you if you get enuf on your skin. Wear gloves and protective goggles.

I even got severe rash when taking an electric chain saw to some Agave plants in my Mom's rock garden, rebuilding it while on vacation. I didn't bother to wash the sap off and it turned the leg bright red. and made me faint feeling. I was surprised since they make tequila out of another agave variety.

IF hacking in the jungle, as I mentioned, wear a face mask. One that hockey players wear is particularly effective and no none will bother you.

All sensible animals will go scurrying away due to the great noise of the chain saw. And you can keep hacking when you reach a house. The occupants will gladly give you whatever you need and quickly get out of your way!

Of course if you smoke, as someone else mentioned, then you have the famed 'Double Hack'. You can be coughing and wheezing as you show up in your hockey mask, emerging from a swath of destruction on the Jungle's Edge. Watch out for Mowgli and the black panthers while in the jungle tho. And the large cobra guarding the gold treasure in the ancient ruins.

by the scummy one

some fruits have nasty acids as well. If you happen to open a caryota mitis (fishtail palm) fruit, or if the juice gets on you, it will burn through your skin/clothing/etc.

So yes, be very, very careful.

And Dr. There are over a hundred varieties (species) of Agave, some are good, and some are bad.

I grow lots of Aloe plants, I had 129 species before I moved (and ditched most of them). They all had differing effects. Aloe Vera makes up a small group of 7 Aloe species with similar properties. On the other end of the chain are species that can get you pretty sick, nasty skin irritations, etc.. Then again, arborescens is used for radiation burns. Each species is its own entity, and one should not assume that since 1 is ok, all are...
Well, except for prickly pear cactus, none of the fruits from any species is bad.

by Member 25348569

You sit down and stroke cats and tell us when [b]we[/b] step over the line and leave the treatment of wannabe-hackers to the rest of us.

Neil :)

Just as a matter of interest, it took me three tries at this post before it read in a way that jd wouldn't find smutty...

by tig2

But JD has a mind that is planted firmly in the gutter and will find smut in everything he sees. That's just the way it is.

But you and I understand the deceit that fuels that- as Mae has noted on several occasions, he protests too often and loudly that his preference is girls (which, as a woman, makes me wonder) and swears that he doesn't have secret dreams of Babs and Liza (and I don't know that I have enough evidence to outright call him a liar). I don't think that we should even introduce the show tunes angle.

I leave this with the immortal words of Tom Leher- as he introduced and sang JD's beloved anthem- Smut

I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I'm for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we know what's really involved: dirty books are fun. That's all there is to it. But you can't get up in a court and say that I suppose. It's simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the Constitution unfortunately. Anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days I have here a march for mine. It's called...

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can't shut,
If it's uncut,
and unsubt- le.

I've never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
"To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance."

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they're hard core.

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let's face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

I thrill
To any book like Fanny Hill,
And I suppose I always will,
If it is swill
And really fil
thy.

Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
But now they're trying to take it all
away from us unless
We take a stand, and hand in hand
we fight for freedom of the press.
In other words,

Smut! (I love it)
Ah, the adventures of a slut.
Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
I don't know what
Compares with smut.

Hip hip hooray!
Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
Don't let them take it away!

**Tom Leher was a Harvard professor of Physics before breaking into comedy with such hits as National Brotherhood Week, Poisoning Pigeons in the Park and The Vatican Rag.**

by jdclyde

[b]YOU[/b] [i]blahblahblah[/i] [b]STROKE[/b][i] blahblahblah[/i][b] US[/b][i] blahblahblah[/i][b] AND LEAVE[/b][i] blahblahblah [/i][b] US.[/b]

]:)

by jdclyde

Thank you, good lady, for your ever helpful assistance.

It really is all in the presentation, and without your correction, it was like a puzzle with a piece missing.

We have found zen....... :D

by dr dij

was so ticked off.

Wow, the 'acid that eats thru everything' like on Aliens!

That's great with the Aloe coln. Sorry you had to ditch them. I'm sure one of the local clubs snapped them up. Are you in the local cactus club? I'm in the one down here. We have some great speakers, with slides from around the world. And we just did a group trip to the Huntington gardens for cactus behind the scenes tour.

by the scummy one

but belong to the aloe yahoo group and aloe_pix yahoo group.

Apparently I was mis-informed about the caryota mitis fruits. When I was reading about it a few years ago (I have a few) all of the info said it was a really harsh acid that would eat through the skin. Apparently it is only an irritant.

I have never made it to the Huntington, but always wanted to go around july ( I beleive that is when the cactus show is). Something always seems to come up to keep me from going.

by tig2

Huntington Gardens and the Museum are a stunning trip. And you must also plan to go to the Arboretum as well.

If you have to live there, you might as well get some advantage of it!

by Member 25348569

and he gets most upset at the way you take the mickey out of foreign peers.

This guy might not come back!

Neil :)

However, it is MY belief that just because the OP is from the Indian subcontinent doesn't mean that he CAN'T be a scum-sucking mollusc.

by jdclyde

that chance, huh?

And if not a scum-sucking, there is a definite possibility of being a pus licking urchin?

You don't think Sandy will go over the deep end (again) do you? :0

:D

by maecuff

Because I said I meant it in the nicest possible way. So...there's that. And besides, I was only helping JD out. I wasn't being mean. Nope. Not one bit.

by jdclyde

when someone gets the shovel treatment, it isn't out of anger on your part, it is out of necessity to "adjust" others around you that clearly have it coming..... :D

That fact that you love your work is beside the point.... ;\

by the scummy one

But I usually take a vacation in May, and funds for another one arent avail.
However, I must try harder this year.

by jellimonsta

Maybe he isn't even interested in 'hacking processes' any more due to the rude individuals he may encounter? :0

by dr dij

and has now become a manifestation of Shiva the Destroyer, busy 'Hacking' in the S Western Indian mountains.

Just saw that show again, the SA naturalist 'patted' a 20' fifteen year old cobra on the head, in the very mountains of India west of Bangalore and then to the north :)

(no wonder my wife doesn't want me watching these shows for ideas of occupations)

by the scummy one

If I ran into a snake that big, I sure wouldnt 'pat' its head. might try lopping it off, but most likely -- shoot it!

I didnt know cobra's got that big... YIKES!

Would make a good stuffed trophy though :)

by seanferd

that sorta got him in trouble Down Under?
(The whole story is actually more complicated and interesting than that.)

by dr dij

Crocodile Hunter steve irwin, while on one of his 'pick up the deadliest snakes in the world with his bare hands' binge, was in Southern Egypt or maybe Kenya, red rocky outcrop, to find 'Spitting' cobras.

I just loved the 'pick it up but don't grab behind the neck as it might hurt you' all the while it is twisting trying to bite him thing when he was on the 10 deadliest snakes in Australia episode. 'Feistly little fellow' as it tries to ram its poison into Steve.

The spitting cobras ONLY grow 9-11 feet I think. But make up for it by spitting their venom up to 20 feet.

Steve sidled in and of course the thing spat venom at him. It actually got in his eyes, and of course, you guessed it, he wasn't wearing sunglasses or goggles. No problems, matey! If you wash it out within a few minutes and don't have knicks on your skin, you won't DIE!

So I guess if it wasn't the sting ray thing to kill him, something else would have soon after. :(

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