i need urgent staff

eye'll sen yuh muh resumie.

Maby postin yur web sight wuld help git more bites?

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And working with something called "infared". Brand new technology, I see.

And "offerd benefits" -- what an offer.

And with a Yahoo email address, no less.

I'm packin' my bags right now.

I'm packin'
Yes indeed

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This is as legitimate as a wooden nickel.

Your attempts to elicit information re. "hacking" techniques, in various discussions, has been noted.

You lack credibility, giving the impression that you do not seek such information for benign purposes.

Furthermore, you seem to expect that someone will provide you with such information for free!

Well, since you claim to have substantial resources so as to be able to fund your "Big" project, why is it then that you expect to gain information at no cost?

We don't believe you; therfore, we don't trust you.

My great Aut Sally passed away in your Country leaving 40 Million US Dollars................If you could please send me your banking information to help me get the funds out of your country,.,....,,..

If would muchly be appreciated.

Yours Truly

Dafe2, QC, XYZ, LMNOP

;-)

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...a good laugh.

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You said, "As for the legitimacy of the post, pretty irrelevant anyway".

I guess you didn't have the same sentiment in the past when you literally blasted several other "illegitimate" posts.

But in this case, since you were duped, you're giving the guy a free pass.

Interesting.

But since so many otehr people have chimed in...

Why on earth would you want "urgent staff"?? I mean, I can understand urgently want staff, but wanting urgent staff...

You're like a drunk parent, now minute you are somewhat sane, then next you are a complete dick.

This is a job offer, I don't remember seeing other job offers here and therefore don't remember shooting down a job offer on this forum.

I have seen plenty of BS posts that I HAVE gone after. And in this case I DID give the poster the benefit of the doubt (it's not called being duped though)I haven't sent him my resume or applied or his job.

I would LIKE to see job postings offered here more often, I therefore encouraged him, without ANY further thought into the alias or past performance to post a separate thread.

If he is a louse then that's fine, as I explained earlier. But to flame a job offering would perhaps deter others from offering the same.

I think I made a point, I think I STILL have a valid point, and yet YOU wish to be the prick you used to be as if in a flashback or a 'gee I can't be normal THAT long' mentality.

I'm not the first, others have tried to be civil to you only to find you are a complete prick a week later, you just can't do it. YOu can't act like a sane American for more than a few days at a time, which is fine and expected from you of course. Yet as I said, like a drunk father you just cannot be predicted whether you will act like a rational man or a clown.

But that's okay, it's obviously all me and others that see this in you, it couldn't possibly be you.

Again....just like an alcoholic. Nice form, as always.

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Geesh, talk about going off the deep end.

And besides, that wasn't a job offer. It was a scam.

I know NOW that it was a scam, that's not the point though.
I don't know why you can't see my point here.

IF I was an employer looking for som etech staff, I MAY start looking to places like brainbench, TEch Republic etc. or even have my IT staff seekout such avenues.

If I went to a site and saw acouple of job offers that were well received, I'd be happy to post MINE there.

If I was on an IT staff and was asked to post on a couple of relevent sites, I would look around PERHAPS stumble on TR, maybe I would already know of TR. When I had an opportunity to post, if I KNEW it wouldn't be received on TR I wouldn't bother.

It's just that it MAY put me off if I had seen things like this response to a 'job offer' real or not.

As I said before, perhaps just saying hey, "Thanks for the offer but I have seen your other posts (link link link) and hardly find you have a credible offer.

When it is received by sarcasm, people may not realize WHY and just refrain from posting their own.

I know this isn't a job board and in this case I never looked twice to see who the guy was, there is no offer that interests ME so I didn't care.

I would actually like to see mroe offers on TR and perhaps they could even add a forum if it got popular enough, now THAT would be cool to see here and would round out teh site offerings well. Not to be confused with that online resume stuff we shot down before.

I had already said that I hadn't considered the offer OR the poster but merely suggested that the other forum was the wrong place to post it, nuff said.

There was no reason for your little potshot of a post to follow it. I thought it was unneccessary, out of line and just in BAD FORM.

Your attitude is unpredictable and pretty inconsistent, that is why I referred to you as the drunk parent. Everyone learns to walk on eggshells around some people, I refuse to be repressed that way and will wear boots, like it or not.

As for blasting other illegitimate posts, most of those wer ethose SPAM ads for other services that aren't welcome on TR, like hacking or moving. Thats a BIG difference from offering work, legitimate or not. Just point out the flaws in the persons credibility if they are incredible, but sarcasm for a job posting just leaves a bad taste in some people's mouths.

You're right in that I didn't recognize the poster at first and I explained that to Dafe2 as well. What else sould I do that would appease you? Ten hail Mary's? 6- laps around the track? Some community service?

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https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=7&threadID=170515&messageID=1737506

TR zapped all of his posts.

He probably would have understood no. 3; the others has too many "big" words beyond his comprehension.

https://www.techrepublic.com.com/5208-6230-0.html?forumID=7&threadID=170515&messageID=1737506

Perhaps you can show me the meaning and intent of your post, and how it is relevant to ANYTHING said here.

Perhaps you could explain why you and I are even having a dialogue on an issue where we have nothing to discuss, except your need to push buttons without any reason.

this is no bull shit, trust me, this is a new opportunity for people, i am opening my own Business & what i am doing, no IT Company in the world has any idea, so i like your comment, but just remember "YOUR TITLE MIGHT GIVE YOU AUTHORITY BUT
IT IS YOUR BEHAVIOUR THAT EARNS YOU RESPECT.."

so just listen if you know anyone, that is willing to relocate or needs a job that has the talent i am asking, please let me know,

this is a young dynamic New to the world,trust me, i advance technology.

people that think this is a sick post or what ever, trust me,ignore this, i do believe that i will take out all IT Companies soon in the market, it not what you know, it who you know in the industry, trust me guys, i am serious, those that dont wish me well, can go to hell, those that do , thanks good luck.

it seeems you have a deaf ear & a blind eye, can't you see, i need people that have infared skills as well as technical experience,people that work with mother boards as well, the reason i chose this site because most of the IT field, you find people here as well, i like to look for my own staff & this is the first time, i am here, so cut the bull shit, cause i am serious & i dont need your cheap comments, so anyway how is life treating you & i am sorry if you feel mislead but i am talking business here, anyway keep well

I don't have any interest in what you are offering or what you are doing.

When you say you will take out IT, I have to chuckle. Determination and drive is one thing, to say that you will erase an industry is another. If you WERE in such a position, you'd hardly be posting your information online, if so it would be mistake number one.

IF you DO have some groundbreaking tech that is oing to changes the world, thanks, gonna get working on the AIDS thing next? Now THAT'S something I'd like to se someone conquer. We've beaten the bubonic plague, we've beaten MANY forms of cancer, we've beaten many dibilitating and life threatening diseases, but AIDS is still a doosey.

Impress me, find a cure.

This guy can do it from South Africa. Kinda like Marvin the Martian with his transmogrifier.

"You're making me VERY angry"

listen i didnt give out any information, i just asked for people that has the skill, thats all, but i dont know what you getting at, i didnt ask for your comments in this regard, i asked for people who are interested in my posting.

i rejected the post but i am now on my own, so i need staff to help me, so that is why, i need people, sorry about whta i said, so anyway, how are you, where are you from.

Dont eye me OZ, try me, i am a lover not a fighter, so dont think of threatening me, i said i apologise, you started this type of comments & tell me what charges i can be charged with, cause i dont know what you talking about, why dont you update me a bit

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.....crazy like a fox.

And you funny.

Mine's long enough it can wrap right under me, if I needed to get ****** in the *** I could do it myself.

I said I regret telling you to start a thread.

Why don't I believe you? Well you don't make any sense for one and definietly are not of soundmind and body judging by your comments.

You just MAY want to look up Bi-Polar too.

Well I'm not quite so 'lucky' LOL, BUT:

A 300 pound woman wearing spandex and walking towards me with lust in her eyes makes mine do that little trick........and it can't 'round the corner' as well as yours!

Please explain, for the benefit of all present, why it is that you are so eager to learn how to be a "hacker."

And, how it is that you expect us to teach you for free, when your post here implies that you have substantial capital at your disposal.

Please explain, for the benefit of all present, why it is that you are so eager to learn how to be a "hacker."

And, how it is that you expect us to teach you for free, when your post here implies that you have substantial capital at your disposal.

Please explain, for the benefit of all present, why it is that you are so eager to learn how to be a "hacker."

And, how it is that you expect us to teach you for free, when your post here implies that you have substantial capital at your disposal.

TSM if you want some credibility, just a suggestion here, you might want to have more information in your profile. I have no interest in tracking down your posts, I sometimes have fat fingers so I can cut slack on your tyoing and the fact that English does not seem to be your first language, but I send no personal info to people who don't trust me with theirs

Folks, I must say I laughed myself silly. Geez, this is a real heavyweight champion we're dealing with. Infared, urgent staff and gender changing... watch out for this one, I say!

I've worked for a couple of companies that tried to take on the world unsuccessfully. One had a great technology, but not enough infrastructure behind them. They made 10s of millions, but couldn't breakthrough to the next level. Another company I worked for(you have all heard of it) had the hubris to challenge Microsoft but in the end could not compete with Goliath.

In both cases the ego of the entrepreneur got in the way of the expansion of the company. At a certain point you have to learn to hire people you trust and let them run things. Many entrepreneurs kill their golden geese because they can't let go of having a say in every decision.

As for the biggest project in the world, I highly doubt that. I don't know what the largest current project is, but in terms of number of people involved, number of lines of code, levels of complexity, NASA runs some pretty big projects.

James

Needed:

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Please apply only if you are comparable to Roxanne or have plans to become such.

Great oportunity, benefits will be provided, no travel, great pay for job type.

Apply today at just.kiss.mine@work.now.

You just might get some real answers. Even a good understanding of English is no barrier here at TR most of us just accept the little errors but what do you actually need.

First you ask for people experienced in making keyboards and then you want people with experience in Infrared {Soldering} I suppose. This is a basic construction thing and not very often used in the manufacture of Keyboards so what are you attempting to do and what actual experience do you require?

If you where a bit more specific you would in all likely hood not be receiving these responses, I can however understand you not wanting to give the game away but really anyone interested would need some more information before they even considered in relocating to a different country so far away from all that they know.

Even if you where to post some of the benefits of moving to South Africa and some security of work as a lot of new enterprises go belly up within the first 12 -18 months and there are very few people who would be willing to find themselves stranded in a foreign country where they might not be appreciated with no way of returning home again.

What you have to understand is that most of the regulars here are already 3 parts mad after all we all work IT so we have no excuse for being sane in the first place and I'm most likely the worst of the bunch.

Would I be interested in moving to SA not very likely however if the position was right and I was happy that it was likely to be a long term employment without the constant worry that I currently have I just might consider it. At the very least it would get me away from the kids who just refuse to grow un and leave their parents alone for a single second whenever some thing little goes wrong.

But I've worked in different parts of the world previously and always found that I was not wanted by the general population or my fellow workers who saw me as some sought of Know It All who got better money then them and did less work. There was constant back biting that I just can not live with so I'm unlikely to be interested but unless you are willing to post some more detailed information as to what type of Techs you require I doubt that you will find many takers or for that even people who will take you genuinely.

Col ]:)

Of course you will need to change your aliases as well so may I suggest DAF instead of dafe2.

Kissy time now!:D

Col ]:)

AS for seriously, I wouldn't have considered the offer for a monent. BUT I encouraged him to post here, not knowing or caring who he was as I would like to see more encouragement for job postings, instead of all the whining about no jobs. If he is a loser oh well, let him lose.

As for his threats, you know how I take to that crap, KNOCK MY DAMN DOOR if you have something to say about it. ;)

I would say he's some sorry loser with absolutely NO life and MAYBE some hot shot idea that will never become a reality judging my his attempts to recruit.

I don't bet 5:1 odds, give me something realistic at least. That's nearing a favorite! No money to be made.

He'll probably need you to help him cross the street, do up his elastic back pants, help him with his velcro strap shoes etc. C'mon, YOUR kids are older than that, you may even get to feed him?

Cometo think of it, hey tsm can you post a pic of your mum? (might be worth it you never know!) ;)

Hah!

I'm thinking he probably would've sewed my dick on my head or something.

:-)

E-Mail then and have a good laugh. :p

It would also help no end if you showed some consistency as well. After all it is called Friday Yuk not Monday Mirth isn't it. Is it my fault if I was asleep when you posted it and when I had a look at the new disgusting things it wasn't on the page? :D

Actually the Philippines is looking really good right now as I could get away from that bloody awful office manager that seems to think she actually owns this place and I'm nothing more than an unnecessary hindrance to her. Of course I'm only of any use as far as she is concerned when she messes up and that I take the blame for her. :(

Col ]:)

I almost chocked when I read that. Not to mention all the carbonated drink that has ended up on the keyboard and monitor. Now it's going to be all sticky. :p

Col ]:)

While some may believe it was a pop spill, others may wonder why the monitor is sticky too.

And why did you lubricate the mouse?

okay, I'll get some sleep now, sorry.