Lost MBR Folder in WinCEMENT

Clarifications

First you will need a long rod and a float. You will also need a crane.
Use the rod to check the depth of the water.
Tie a rope connected to the float to the PC. Connect the float to the crane.
If a crane isn't handy use a flock of seagulls. Actually seagulls may be better. Throw some food on the ground, as the seagulls attack the food the PC will resuface and be placed near the food. Plug the PC into power and turn it on to help dry it out.
Intel combined with AMD because they were going broke. Your new processor will have to be glued back together.
When the PC is dry, remove the hard drive, remove all screws holding the cover look inside and you will find the MBR.
Your Lasagna is in the microwave where you left it.

When you ran over the computer with a 40 Ton Excavator you allowed the MBR to leak out of the system without picking it up.

This is very common with M$ Cement OS's as they loose things like the MBR's as they are not considered necessary to the operation of the computer and M$ likes the idea of their OS's floating.

The cure here is really quite simple do like everyone else does accept the Cement EULA which you already have done but you need to comply with it and Brand everything connected remotely with this unit with the Standard Requirement of M$ [b]PROPRIETY OF MICROSOFT IF A FAILURE OCCUR ES CONTACT MICROSOFT FOR THE FIX and the phone number in your area.[/b]

Now when this is all branded in Luminous Green Paint go down to the nearest Environmental Endangered Waterway. Here you'll find numerous otter Cement Installed Computers floating by polluting the area so just throw yours into the water. It's best if you manage to kill a few Endangered Water Birds when you throw it in so aim at them.

The Environmental Protection Agency will come collect these bits of Floating Pollution and take them back to M$ for repairs and charge M$ for picking them up. M$ being the Excellent Corporate Citizen that they are Will willingly pay for the recovery of their Cement Product and be more than happy to remove these from the Polluted Waterway and move them to another place where they can pollute the entire sea.

After you have divested yourself of the Cement Option rush out and get yourself a Surface Product from M$ as that works even better than Cement.

Col

That you were running illegal file transfers on Limewire.

As any fool knows - Lime destroys CEMENT. :)