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by dr dij

here's some more:

http://www.funny2.com/haiku.htm

Esss Aaaa Peee
Spelled this way it is now
funny like I Be-eM

Beavis and Butthead
On bridge of Enterprise
"No. 1 go do a #2"

SAP only in big co's
My wife hasn't heard of
now needs PO training

SAP Project
Years to implement, over budget, failure
Blame bad consultants

SAP spent millions
custom mods not working
the axe will fall

SAP consulting
you can earn the big dollars
as it drives many crazy

SAP Training
I memorize endless transaction codes
what is point of GUI?

SAP Tech Conference
Entwanabe's Reginims added to schedule
ALL think is new buzzword

SAP salaries
grow high like giant bamboo
many ants will topple it

Giant bamboo of specialists
grows, flowers and topples
ants on other trees don't notice

new trees grow in sunlit gap
BI, DW, BPM, bio-informatics, AI..
nature flocks to these

SAP biz intelligence -
swallowing Objects, grows larger
giant fish now smarter

SAP Architecture -
hardly the most perfect thing
but everyones using it

SAP system terms
what I thought called something else
now I must relearn

Oracle swallows Hyperion
IBM swallows the zen master Cognos
Less fish to feed on

Hyperion swallows Tableau
Oracle swallows Hyperion
What to call software now?

Inflation and economy
make big fish eat the little
till just one left?

Benthic feeding frenzy
bail ball decimated, entrepreneur
hatchlings sprout in wetlands

Swordfish swallows at 70kph
We're still a school swimming free,
MicroStrategy gloats

Indian hi-tech training
all will earn the big dollars.
must speak english clearly.

Newbies come online
sales, distribution and marketing
is not a sentence

how to learn it all instantly
Sam's Hyperdimentional Math - in 10 minutes a day
or Quantum Mechanics for Dummies

geekinterview.com before interview
Study and I have all the answers -
What were the questions?

multi-national consulting co
leaves looks green till I'm on the tree
long hours running on branches

sacred Bodhi grove of jobs
I meditate beneath company tree that feeds
banyan spreads its branches ever bigger

three roads & religions in pacific palisades
Gandhi in golden Yogananda shrine rests
peace flows in LaLa Land :)

Great courses calculus
offering to swami surfer shrine
yogananda lives on in Encinitas

Calculus and surfers
giant wave of study replaces ocean
matter, antimatter collide

Spring break UCSD
quiet riot invades empty dorms
only La Jolla seals barking

wonderingmind42 video on youtube
- If Max doesn't believe is GW real?
can't see tree fall in forest

by seanferd

Yep. all caps used for shouting, but not for initials.

The other joke, in the titles, was set up by yourself. >> and made possible by the lack of capitals in the OP << Your post was already good, and I just had to branch off.

>> Not to mention Dij. It's like he's got a book.

>>=edits

by dr dij

combine some industry and SAP knowledge with a healthy skepticism, mix in some deep cynicism and Voila!

Haiku is kind of to show nature / a dift view of the big picture in a few words, I was just applying to a new topic :)

and harmless fun of those who think that our ESP modules are currently online and we can understand what they mean by just throwing out words.

by seanferd

I like good Haiku anyway, but I haven't really read verse of any type in years. Messing with SAP, well I see their name so much, someone should mess with them, with their CRM 'n stuff.

So the humor bit makes your verse like Senru (Senryu?) (Shoyu-Ryuho-Shokaku-Zuikaku-or something) also, yes? Sorry for the ships. I just vaguely remember this whole evolution -of-Haiku thing, and bits leak out, along with burned-in naval ship names.

I try to keep my ESP (or is it ERP) module shut down, better to deflect the governments mind-control rays. (Sorry for the cross-post. :) ) Apologies on all the dashes,as well.

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