MS deals in whatever the customer wants?

In a recent press statement Microsoft in response to allegations that XP continued their monopolistic practices stated that:”…its goal isn’t to monopolize but to give customers want they want.”

Well, what if the customers WANT Microsoft to be amonopoly? They must, if they buy it, right?

Hmmm…. what are some other things that are illegal that as a customer I may want? I better start making a wishlist now, in hopes MS succeeds in court……