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by bizzo

Professional Wrestler

What's your ideal job?

by shellbot

Hmmm, a couple weekends ago I was referred to as a "Catalyst of Peversion"

I think I kinda like it, and thats pretty much waht my new goal in life is!!

by maniacman

What's with these idiotic one word posts that make no sense?

by jdclyde

the guy running from the guy with his meds.

by old guy

will you get them passed out a little quicker???? :)

by faradhi

Not just certifiable but fully certified.

THanks for finding my meds Neil.

Oh and if they are really out to get me, then I am not paranoid. Now if you will excuse me while I find my foil hat.

by older mycroft

And I'll show you what it's like to get [b]shot down[/b] in a biplane!

You can still download demos of WoW!

The demo will get you online, with OldMycroft in your gun-sights. :D

by jdclyde

If they are out to get you? Don't worry, we already know where you are.

I can't BELIEVE your wearing THAT shirt.... :0

by Member 25348569

the guy not going anywhere NEAR Mae until she's had her meds

There was a programmer called Mae,
Who was NICE - or so we all say,
With one swish of her shovel,
She could make us all grovel,
If Mae says it's Thursday. OK!

by maecuff

Isn't it?

I'm going to have to start saving your poems...

by tig2

The nice lady blocking JD's path.

by Member 25348569

(puff, pant) The guy saying "thank you" for getting in jd Bonaparte's way

by tig2

No worries! Can't have the loonies just running around, can we?

by tig2

Like the look on you! So chic!

by faradhi

wondered if the foil gloves were too much.

Thank you!

by maecuff

Scoffs at aliens or government agencies that would let a little foil get in their way.

by faradhi

says my foil hat beats any shovel.

I like living dangerously.

by faradhi

points out that MIT gets government research contracts all the time. Therefore, it is in their best interest to try to debunk a tried and true method of block the government/alien mind control rays.

by maecuff

Also can't help but think it would make for really bad 'hat hair'.

by jdclyde

their coming to take me away, ha ha
there coming to take me away, ho ho hee hee

by jdclyde

The guy saying you don't have enough meds to sedate us all!
BAWAAHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAAAAHHAAAAAAAAA!

by oh smeg

Mae's that way now go get her.

I'll direct you when you are finished there to the next victim.

OH Smeg IT all.

by the scummy one

just because you are a professor (or wannabe) does not allow you to have such companions in your bedroom!

by jdclyde

corrects you. He doesn't want a [b]TALL[/b] sheep, he wants a [b]SLOW[/b] sheep..... :p

by the scummy one

as it should be pretty slow (easier to catch)....LOL

We should tell HAL to get him in touch with a kiwi farmer :0

by tig2

The lady advising Neil to run while he still can! They're taking over, they're taking over!

by bizzo

Professor Plum, with the candlestick, in the dining room?

by faradhi

wonders what is pond scums obsession with tall sheep. :0

Well then again... Never mind I don't want to know. :D

by gadgetgirl

wondering why on earth everyone else is getting HER meds.......

:(

GG

by maecuff

I'll share mine with you. I have some pretty blue ones and some pretty yellow ones.

by jdclyde

wondering what took you so long? Need more gadgets? :0 Or just needed to switch which one you were using? :p

:x

by the scummy one

The doc made me get a few bottles of pills for some reason or another. But I havent used them... Heck, they are probably expired as well, so the effects may be different than originally intended... Maybe you can get to 'a new high' with'em.
I know one is pain killers, but taking them would have meant no driving, so I suffered instead.

by jdclyde

running to photoshop to visualize Mae without hair.... :p

by fred123456

I forgot everything! Quick someone whack me with their towel!

by the scummy one

but that's ok, LED asked for it! But LED asked for a towel, not Mae's shovel

by tig2

I loaned the shovel to Palmetto this morning. I don't have it, honest!

And of course I enjoyed it! Jeeze, try and step in, help out a friend, get complaints from the peanut gallery!

You should be nicer to me. I have the negatives, you know. I'm not afraid to post the pics...

by Member 25348569

is worried about all this talk of sheep!

Is "tall sheep" a ewe-phemism for something else...

by tig2

Is laughing her posterior off at Neil's ewe-phemism!

And a bit worried about Pond Scum and the sheep myself!

by maecuff

is going to attempt to laugh off her posterior.

by Member 25348569

resisting the almost overwhelming desire to post more sheep puns.

Christmas? Baaa! Humbug!

by tig2

Would be willing to bribe you handsomely if you WOULD post more sheep puns. :D

by shellbot

Its officail, you've all gone insane! :)

Must be all the meds everyone is passing around?

by the scummy one

try some of these things here...
Now, Who are you calling insane?

(wait until they kick in to answer).

by tig2

No one here.

What can I say? It's Tuesday!

by faradhi

Gone insane??!! Gone insane!!! Hell, I was insane when I got here. There was no going needed. I am here. And glad to finally have some company.

Howdy Y'all.

-Rememeber, I live in my own little world. But thats OK. Everyone knows me here.

by maecuff

consider yourself lucky. I'm in my own little world, too. Everyone knows me, but they all hate me..

by tig2

Sorry Mae. I was having a senior moment. Of course it's Thursday!

by jdclyde

that is a lie. you LOVE to contradict....

:x

by the scummy one

Since yesterday was Thursday, I got all screwed up on day/time. I showed up an hour and a half early this morning for a big meeting, only to find that it is tomorrow (or yesterday).

Thanks, just Thanks....

by tig2

Where you been all day? This has to be the silliest thread in the history of TR. It's not the same when you don't play!

:D

by ontheropes

Busy doing stuff. I'd bore you to tears if I told you.

by faradhi

Considers himself very lucky.

Sorry, mae your little world is so rough. :(

Your always welcome in mine if you can find your way. Unfortunately, I don't know how I got here.

by tig2

Wait just a cotton-picken minute there! I thought you were the center of the universe! What changed??? And has Onbliss been informed?

by maecuff

I am the center of the universe. I just don't like to visit it very often.

by Member 25348569

was about to give in to the temptation to post some sheep puns but Beth bleat him to it and baaaad them.

However, a sheep joke...

There was this really smart sheep from Albania who knew how to make butter. She was smuggled to England and got a job working for a dairy farmer, who set her up with a roadside stand alongside the M1 motorway and told her to try to sell the butter. As ever on the M1, the traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making and selling butter was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.

The police investigated and charged the farmer with attempting to make an illegal ewe churn on a motorway.

by tig2

Is convinced that Beth did the right thing...

An illegal ewe churn? And you can look at yourself in the mirror?

by thumbsup2

is convinced the whole lot of you have gone totally insane for lack of password/crack/hack/gimmeNOW posts which usually occupy all of our time in this season of brotherly LUV!!!! :D

by thumbsup2

misses ALL the fun while she's gone to work and you're all here PLAYING!!!! :(

BTW, there's a typo in it! :p

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