We don’t condone violence, but in this case…
Municipal broadband really would make life — and streaming — easier.
Smooth, Howard, smooth.
No, Bones does not like to stray from his primary duties.
Don’t laugh. These days, Silicon Valley VIPs are about the only people who can afford to live in the Silicon Valley.
Can’t the near-future look even a tiny bit cool?
Besides, G Suite is totally worth the effort.
Stormtroopers are so dumb. And literal.
We agree with the Tenth Doctor: It just feels good.
Actually, in the timeline of Star Trek: The Next Generation, La Forge’s eyewear follows Google Glass by about 350 years.
It’s not like your office relies on the file-storage service or anything…
Apparently, 2001‘s HAL 9000 isn’t the only AI device that doesn’t like to be supplanted.
Better pack a lunch.
Yeah, probably.
Yes, that would be great. Especially if it were just that simple.
Google’s Go-playing AI program needs some new competition.
[Drops mic.]
The world’s greatest secret agent should be relieved to know Google’s DeepMind and Oxford University are working together to make sure Skynet doesn’t happen.
You laugh because it’s true — and painful.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
No, you don’t have buyer’s remorse. But you do wonder sometimes.
Take it from a former president: The app-development platform is your friend.
We know it’s for our own good, but c’mon…
The captain’s not the only one who’s miffed about this.
It’s the little things.
In mangled Google Translate tradition, this meme isn’t even spelled correctly.
Perhaps. A good chat app, after all, is hard to find.
Bold move, indeed.
Not that this has ever happened to us…
Joal Ryan thinks Pokemon Go is a plot.
