A question for Sonja

OH Smeg it? :^0

got to get the punctuation right. B-)

But someone wanted to increase Sonja's Thumb Count. Though why she needs more than 2 is beyond me. :D

Maybe it's just me but I think she would look somewhat strange if she had 485 Thumbs. :^0

Though I would like to see that Picture. :0

Col

Sonja ignoring, or the 'process' in place?

She may have gone to someone to write a quick script and been told to submit a 'project' ticket.
If it is anything like here, once the request is put in, it is ignored for 2-4 weeks, then reviewed to see if it should go to the queue to be approved/rejected. If rejected at this point, no notice is given.

Once in the queue to be approved/rejected, it sits for 2-6 weeks. If rejected, an email is sent out with a DO NOT REPLY message on top, and no information for whom to contact. This leaves the option of re-submittal only, along with changing the description, and making note that this is a (second, third, fourth) attempt, and would really like to discuss it with someone.
However, these additional notes will make absolutely no difference, as it just makes it more likely to be booted at the first location -- with no notice given.

All this leads to is frustration, so at this point one is left to start emailing every manager up the chain until someone is stupid enough to respond. However, this is unlikely as all of them have been through this process several times and dont want to get involved.
Finally, you may recieve an email from another automated mailbox stating that to get this approved, you will need CIO approval, for a script that will take 20 min to write.
So, while pulling hair out you decide to target the entire company with SPAM and Hate Mail just to see if ANYONE will actually respond to emails from anyone else inside the company.
And you find out that there is at least 1 person, whom does read the email, and that is an HR Investigator, who suddenly starts having everything you do monitored.
Then the WFR papers get sent, but they wait until they find out that you are having financial trouble, and then come by with ARMED Security guards to walk you out.

When you get outside, there is a nice shiny Black and White Patrol car and several Police Officers waiting for you, because they found out during the investigation that you took a cd home at some point, and it may or may not contain company information.

While at the Police Station, you are informed that your house, and the house of everyone you ever met before was being searched, and if anything was found wrong, you would be arrested.
Then they find out that you copied a music cd, even though you had the original, and the RIAA fines you $10,000 and they haul you off to Federal 'pound in the a$$' prison.

Is it any wonder Sonja is ignoring this???

[b] OH Bump[/b] :p

just to keep it visible.

I'm not listening to the Scummy One. Since he has jumped ship and joined the Vista Fanboy Ranks he's not worth listening to any more. :p

Well those Rumors seemed to be confirmed by the posting above about spending a long time in Poky after failing to get a idea for a new script even looked @. :p

They where words directly from Scummy I might add. :^0

Personally I would have said I have approval from Scummy which is far better than any CIO as Scummy is a GOD well in his own mind at least. Though as he is the Originator and leader of the Church of Scum he does have a lot of Power to Force Businesses to do as he requests or he's come out in the Media decrying them as [b]Heathen Ungodly Monsters[/b] and he'll thump a [b]Black Bound Book[/b] held in his left hand to prove his point along with some carefully chosen Quotes allegedly from that book. ;\

I did like the time he stood up on his hind legs and proved beyond all doubt that M$ was actually a Fully Owned Subsidiary of Alquida and was bent on the Destruction of America and any other parts of the world who thought that because the Yanks used it it must be good so we'll use it too. I never fully understood previously that M$ was a [b]Muslim Terrorist[/b] Organization [b]Hell Bent[/b] on the Destruction of the Western World by [b]Economic Terrorism.[/b] With things as they are at the moment looks as if they are getting very close to their stated aims. :0

But not to worry I was going to say I still Luv you Scummy but unfortunately after the detailed list above of a Frustrated Person requesting a simple script to fix a problem I'm loath to say anything along those lines as some people may think I've gone all Queer. :D

Col ]:)

I forgot to say that it's worth a Thumb. I really don't know how you blokes can keep up with multiple accounts. I have enough trouble with one. ;)

Well actually I've been dealing with Bureaucrats today in Rocky so I'm at a loose end and more than slightly MAD closer to [b]Totally Insane[/b] actually. ;)

I've just been told that two Power Meters in Series are both accurate and both considered as Correct even though there is a 10,000 KW difference in their measurement over a 30 day period so [b]Pay the Bloody Bill![/b] I'll let you guess which one they are calculating the Bill on as well because they need the Money. :D

But I've finally made up my mind on how to proceed since the QLD Government is responsible for the mess I'm going to deal directly with them and sell them to anyone stupid enough to buy them along with their Bureaucracy complete as a Going Concern. [b]You too can have a fully functional totally Dysfunctional Government & Administration in place all you need do is buy this lot and put them to work.[/b] Immediate Pickup available but unfortunately you do have to arrange your own transport.

Catchy Add isn't it? B-)

I've just listed them on E-Bay with a starting price of .00000001 of a cent and No Reserve. Cost me much more to place the add than what I actually expect to get for them but I think that it's worth the price of the Add to get rid of the Ijots.

Starting tomorrow I'm taking applications for the replacement QLD Government workers and Pollutions all you need do is apply.

Any Interested Parties?

I naturally would have opted for the Top Job but I'm way to honest to be called a Politician or associate with that [b]Bad Element.[/b] :^0

Col

But HAL beat me up and said it wasn't funny enough.

So I thought I would being the Democratic type that I am allow others to vote on it.

But I must say your Vote doesn't count unless I want it to that is. :p

Col

Penny the Pink Flamingo told me so. :D

it is late here. just got home from the bar.....

oh yeah, bump!

That sounds so Kinky coming from you [b]My Dear.[/b] :D

See I don't need to say Bump. :0

Col ]:)

not "hump"! :0

:p

B-)

Go ahead, and sick the code monkeys on Col. :D

Col will be waiting and wondering. :^0

:p

You just wish you were as funny as me! ;\

:x

I LIKE. ]:)

but I like it anyway :D
Yes, I remember asking for this several times, just to be ignored :(