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I am looking for advise on hiring the perfect I.T staff.

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by a2daj

use a series of tests to do that. Written, oral, have an applicant point out errors in scripts or put them on the job for a day or two so you actually see what they are capable of. all of this is probably useless to ya, but its a suggestion. I don't think you can find the "perfect" it staff. there will always be somebody better.

by dadspad

required. What desktop applications need to be supported, how many servers running what applications. Who will interface directly with customers, who will not. The more highly technical the job the more experience you will want. Will you have any sort of desktop support, just field or include telephone support. All these have different requiements and need a lot of thought before hiring.

After figuring your requirements, you might want to use a Technical staffing company. Usually if you get someone that works out very well you can hire this person.

Good luck.

Dad

by jneilson

How much money are you willing to put towards IT? Money will get you the best the industry has to offer.

by hal 9000

And much more importantly why I should work for you!

I'm Perfect I'll tell anyone that and so far no one local been game to disagree either could be something about offering to get a D 10 Cat and Bulldoze their house into the ground around 3.00 AM when they are home asleep.

But actually you'll need to spell it out just why I should return to working for Boss and what's in it for me as well as relocation costs and living away from Home expenses.

When you have got through with fully describing the renumeration package you can then start to tell me what the working conditions are like how many minutes per month you expect me to work and more importantly just how much I'll be left alone to do things properly and not be constantly being asked to make some substandard piece of Crap work.

The last Interview that I went to after they had gone through every thing they asked me if I had any questions and my reply was Yes! Why should I even consider working for you?

If you want Perfect you need to pay accordingly and offer something worth the time and effort involved in the move. A tropical Climate would not be considered as something bad either. So if you are willing to move to UK to a Tropical area this wouldn't be considered as a bad thing.

BTW I'm more PERFECT than either Neil or Tony as I know just how Great I am and do not hesitate to tell anyone when required. Now the amount of money per minute and if that is acceptable to me when do you require me to start? Also where do I pickup the airline tickets & who an I flying with?

More importantly how much of my stuff will you transport to the UK I need my Classic Mercedes and Ducati's and I'll need a house with at least as much room in a workshop area as the living area or better still more workshop area and a small living area. But maybe I'll allow you to leave the wife here. But only if she doesn't get to hear about the move before I'm gone.

Also I need to know about what Play Toys I'll get and I need to chose my own company car something like an Porsche 959 or at a stretch an Audi Super Quarto and then the high end computer hardware that the company will be supplying me to carry around when I need to leave the office. Then things like trips to the Godard's Classic Bike Races and a Corporate tent at the Isle Of Man every year without fail wouldn't hurt either.

Unfortunately SWMBO came in and looked over my shoulder so she now knows about your kind offer so she'll have to come along. Also I don't want to be in a position again of approving my own Expense Account I much rather have someone else approve the company money that I spend and not get to be the one who decides what is and what is not acceptable.

Col

by ellyaquim

Hire me. :) well, there are a lots of good it staff all over the world. For me..one of the important to look into is a person with good CHARACTER

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