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Ok, It's a new year, new opportunities for cruelty to minors and such. What did you do with your April Fools day?

My wife and I decided last night to play a joke on our kids. We have our kids to school before 7:30 in the morning Monday through Friday. Saturday evening, we decided that Sunday (April Fools day) was going to be Monday.

We started out at 6:45 (we normally get them up around 6:00) and told the kids that we overslept and had to move fast. The older one said, through a sleepy fog, that he was sure it was only Sunday but we insisted. We had their clothes laid out for them and breakfast set. During breakfast, the older one lamented that they must have gone through April first without playing any jokes on each other... he felt that it was just unfair. After rushing through breakfast and hurrying to the car we took a moment to breathe in the car.

Then we asked them if they knew what day it was. It took a while to settle in but the result was great. They had been totally bamboozled.

I know that there are a few folks who are somewhat more cruel that I am so...

[b]what did you do to your kids on April Fools day?[/b]

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by tig2

I told the cats they were getting salmon. They got tuna. They didn't notice a thing.

And I tried so hard too!

by tig2

We ended up walking in high wind and cold rain yesterday. ICK! I hate environmental training!

Had my first big fundraiser on Thursday. Raised $700 for the event. I am closing in on the minimum but really want to make it to $5000 this year.

Just think- by this time next month I will be averaging 7 miles a training day (4 days a week). I know- better me than you!

How about you? Still thinking about dusting off the bike???

by daveo2000

Yes, I really am thinking about the ride. I am fairly sure I can make it. It is the raising money part I will have to work at :)

Cats: The next time they ignore you, try that bit about putting some birds or something on the computer display. You might want to get a bit of plexi-glas in front first, though. You say that video, right?

by tig2

I do a lot of it. I understand.

Learn to use Matching Gifts. They help a ton.

Be willing to ask for what you want. I ask for a minimum of $60 from each and every person. Many double that, some half it. But it is as easy to ask for $100 as $10. And if you ask for $10, that is likely to be what you get.

Last year, I raised over $3000. This year, I am targeted to raise $5000. I am required to raise $2200.

My calico likes to watch TV. She prefers Animal Planet but Minou (grey kitty) likes Battlestar Galactica. And we installed a "feed" last year- read "birdfeeder right outside the window" that both girls enjoy.

by rob miners

notice Googles New add for Free breakthrough broadband with Google TiSP (BETA).

I thought it was clever. I wonder if it got anyone in?
Rob

by maecuff

He's always on the lookout for a joke on his birthday. He doesn't fall for the 'we got you a pony' joke anymore. :)

by rob mekel

Congrats on your son's birthday.:)

You must be much younger then I thought you would be, given your son turned 9 yesterday :)

A friend of my who also has his birthday on the 1th of April put some years back a giant April 1th joke to his wife.
April 1th was on a Saterday that year. My friend asked is wife to bring him some Spark Plug-sparks on return from shopping at the mall. She asked him where she could get them. Oh, any carr-shop will have them.
So she went out, took their 2 children with her so he had the afternoon all by him self, and as it was his birthday she wouldn't let him down so started out right away on buying those Spark plug-sparks.
The first car-shop she went the service guy told her they were out of those ... but ... he knew a car-shop that for sure would have the Spark plug-sparks. So she went overthere. It toke her about 1 hour to drive to get there (yeah the Netherlands is small but crowded). The answer, of cource, no madam we don't have them. She then again explained to the guy that it was her husbands birthday and she couldn't get home with out the Spark plug-sparks, not on his birthday! So he gave her directions to a shop that would have them.
Well you all get the picture, she went to about 15 shops with no result. All in all she spent 5 hours of time and it was all ready after 18:00 (6:00 pm) [i]In that time the shops in the Netherlands still closed at 18:00 hours.[/i] and she didn't had her shopping started untill it was to late know.
Because she had been driving all afternoon and almost went out of petrol she stopped to fill-up. She even asked the girl at the counter where she had to pay for the petrol(the children still in the car) if the they had some Spark plug-sparks. The girl bursted out in a laughter, and explained her what she was asking for. She was furious!

On returning home she explained to my friend, while looking sad, that she wasn't able to buy him the Spark plug-sparks and ... (with a devilish-grin) she hadn't been able to do the shopping so no dinner that day, just some leftovers from yesterday :(
On which their children yelled: [b]April-fool[/b] aaaannnd ... we have dinner reservations.
And alltho her happysmile came back on quite quickly :) , he had to pay dearly for the joke by going shopping with the children for weeks after, letting her having a quiet day at home :)

Rob

by hal 9000

That was in one of the places that I worked giving his smart ass apprentice hell. Mind you the kid deserved everything that he got and I had only seen him there for less than a day and I already knew that he was an arrogant little smart ass so the carpenter asked him to go out and buy a square drill so he could make a square hole in something that was load bearing. Not actually sure what it was now but I had to beat a hasty retreat not to burst out laughing and give the game away. Anyway I was just passing and overheard that bit of the conversation.

About an hour latter the kid had bought a massive drill bit found a machine shop and got them to mill the drill into a square bit all the way down the flukes and only the shank was still round. He promptly handed the carpenter the square drill bit and said [b]"Here's your square drill now lets see you drill that square hole."[/b] At that point in time I completely lost the plot and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Col

by maecuff

And I had my youngest child at 35, so I'm not all THAT young. But I do look good. :)

by steffi28

Stayed in bed until 2pm, I wasnt taking any chances :p

Well ok i'll admit not just cos it was 1st April but also cos I wanted to be lazy! :D

by hal 9000

At 2.00 PM on 1-4-007 is that what you are trying to say Steffi. :^0

Now GG never would have made that mistake but then again I sent her the schematics of a Mains to Battery converter with variable voltage. :D

Col ]:)

by steffi28

And now I'm jealous, how come I never got a copy of these schematics?? And out of curiousity, what would happen if I turned the voltage up really really high??

by hal 9000

Out of my lovely warm bed at 5.30 AM and hit me with this. Now you need to know that I only got to bed at about 5.00 AM so I wasn't the brightest and as it was still dark she had a plausible joke.

She insisted that she had seen her Pet Possum and it's new babies all five of them.

Now the night previously I had caught her with 3 babies so it was at least believable and even though I didn't believe that possums have more than one at a time I had very defiantly seen 3 pair of eyes glaring at me from their mothers back and the mother giving me a look that would cause the skin to boil off my bones. So I fell for it. :(

Then being throughly disgusted I went back to bed and didn't get up till about 10.00 AM and acted as if I didn't know what the Hell she was raving on about. When she got nasty I just resorted the the excellent standard [b]Yes Dear Whatever You Say You Must Be Right.[/b] that drives her completely insane. :D

I think that I'm the only person who got beat up because [b]SWMBO[/b] smashed one of my cars and I wasn't concerned I just asked her if she was OK and didn't worry about the car. Apparently latter it came out that someone in a truck had backed into it while stationary and unattended so I was really to blame for not being the slightest bit concerned about the car and the piece of paper with the details that had been shoved into the car I had to deal with Immediately instead of leaving it in a safe place inside. :_|

Bloody women cant live with them and it's illegal to torture them to death for a long painful time them. :(

Col ]:)

by hal 9000

For a short period of time before burning out. :D

Of course it would also get quite hot and may even catch fire depending on what type of toy it was. :p

If you ask GG I'm sure that she'll share with you. :^0

Col ]:)

by steffi28

I'll ask GG all about it, I'll also ask if the 2nd degree burns are worth it or not :p

by hal 9000

only allowed a voltage variance between 3 and 12 V DC with a drop off in Amperage at the higher Voltage rates so it's perfectly safe. :p

But if you like I can design one that is variable from 0 to full Mains Voltage DC if you like. Of course you realise that the US Excitations using the Electric Chair use DC Current as it's far more lethal don't you? That one could be a bit hard to explain at a Coroners Inquest but maybe a [b]Death by Misadventure[/b] could be the ruling. :^0

Knowing my luck however if I was called as a witness I would find a female coroner who wanted a first hand demonstration of the device. :_|

Col

by dspeacock

I feel sorry for you tigger. we're going into a cold spell for the next little while. Going to be in the low 70s, maybe even the high 60s with 10 mph breezes and a chance of showers. these people here will be wearing parkas, and complaining. Me..I'll be booking tee times.

by tig2

You would be buying coloured balls because white balls on white snow are hard to find.

Actually it isn't so bad. It was nice-ish today and should rain tomorrow with snow on Wednesday.

I only have to walk 3 miles tomorrow and I have 4 on Thursday. The weekend is only 5 and 4 so that isn't bad.

I have sweatsuits and an attitude problem. It works for me.

by steffi28

Let me think on this one, i'll have to weigh up the pros and cons, and also I think you might enjoy getting called up as a witness ;) so maybe I should just have it for your sake :p

by 1bn0

I usedthem when I took construction carpentry right afte high school.

It was a two peice assembly and fit in a drill press. the inside was a standard round drill bit. The outside sleeve was square and the end was chiseled with the taper going from the outside edge then up and in. The sleeve was mounted in a collar just below the chuck. It was used for making mortise joints in wood. It worked GREAT.

by hal 9000

Mechanical Engineer or Physicist not a Carpenter.

Though I do have flat rectangular Augers to rip through wood with a nice neat hole when it emerges out the other side, but as I absolutely detest working with wood and [b]SWMBO[/b] bursts out laughing when I saw I'll make something out of wood I don't play with this stuff often. I actually prefer to make something out of steal rather than wood and am much happier when working with real materials rather than that nasty stuff that leaves shavings everywhere and doesn't rust. :p

Though I'm not sure that the devices that you are talking about where around in 1976 and if they where I'm sure that the apprentice would have known about them and I'm certain that the carpenter in question only sent him out to get rid of him so he could have peace and quite. :p

Col ]:)

by hal 9000

Remember Steffi I'm no longer young and am much closer to well lets just say the wrong side of 21. :D

I've had to appear in numerous courts over my working life and the worst time was at a bank where we where doing some routine service that involved reducing the processing power to about 50% and making the area safe along with removing any Power Plugs and Roping off the area with that 6 foot high plastic fence type stuff.

Apparently this upset some Id10t who cut through the plastic replaced every plug with a new one and I've got absolutely no idea where they came from as I had the old ones in a plastic bag in my tool box. Then I think it was the same Ijiot who wanted some coffee so he walked through the supposedly roped off area and got his coffee. On the way back not looking where he was walking he placed a foot into a trench because all the covers had been pulled up and stored safely away tripped breaking his ankle and fell into a Power Supply for one of the frames. This was of course open with all the covers removed and ran on 3 phase Power so it had 415 V AC running through the live side of the thing and he electrocuted himself, which I though was only fair as he did everything that he was told not to do and totally ignored the warning signs that where hanging all around the place. As the senior Tech I was called to the scene of the death around 2.00 AM to give a statement to the Investigating Officers and they even accepted that I had done everything within my power to prevent an accident like this from happening and took photos of the old plugs in my tool box and then took them as evidence. Apparently the entire place was photographed before I got there and my statement was just tiding things up.

At the inquest I was found to have breached my [b]Duty of Care[/b] as I didn't make the place safe to prevent this from happening according to the coroner I should not only have removed the power leads but the Power Supplies and every disconnected frame as well or at the very least made sure that all the covers where back in place and firmly bolted on. That was the coroners ruling anyway and the fact that we had exactly 1 week to do the work and couldn't perform it properly if we followed her destructions didn't matter.

Actually I should just have copped it sweat and not argued with the coroner as when it was pointed out that I had removed every plug her response was I should have removed the power leads so I asked If I did that who would be responsible if this fool had of replaced the power leads and plugs so she then decided that every Power Supply should have been removed and these needed a Fork Lift to move so it would have involved the total closure of the Main Frame Area pull out every Frame then remove every Power Supply at the end of the day replace then at the beginning of the day reattach the frames that we where working on and do whatever then at the end of the day pull them out and then the Power Supplies but only after removing the Leads and Plugs and the forklift as well as disabling the service lifts so that no one could get into the Main Frame Room and certainly not bring a fork lift down to replace components. So supposedly to so this job properly we had to work with the lift company to enable and disable lifts in such a manner that they couldn't be enabled when no one was there pack everything away out of sight with covers firmly attached and all the floor grates replaced as well so that while the bank was going broke quickly we could take about 10 times as long to do the routine work.

That was the only time that I've seen a Bank do the right thing and they took responsibility for the mess. Mainly because I suppose they realised that I wasn't going to allow any of my staff back there to go though what I had just gone through and they wouldn't have had reliable Main Frames so they where looking at a massive loss of revenue other than having their staff do as they had been instructed to do and not break into restricted areas of the Main Frame Room to get their liquid refreshment. I don't think that they liked the idea of loosing all their States Computing Power at a time either but I can not be certain of that beyond any doubt. :^0

What I couldn't get over was that there was space left to get the the rest rooms and staff room and it was actually easier to walk the way that was provided than go the long way through the area where we where working not to mention the time taken to cut down the Barrier material.

Anyway sorry but I'm not interested in going through something like that again so you'll have to sign a legal waiver stating that you take all the responsibility for the way that this device that you have either constructed or have caused to be constructed is your liability. :p

Col

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