ATTENTION RECRUITING!!

Hide for a while. B-)

by gadgetgirl Jan 23, 2007

survivalist ;\ I know I'd be wooped, and probably wipped too :0 (you gals would enjoy it to :( ) -d

by hal 9000 Jan 23, 2007

For those of you who are unaware GG is now undergoing treatment to bring her back from the Dark Side to make her the Pule Lovely Lady that she was.

Unfortunately she'll be unable to post for a little while she undergoes the Program of 8,567,983 steps.

Can I have a show of Hands for those wishing GG a speedy and full recovery from this nasty problem that she has picked up?

I just hope that we can catch and stop the real problem DManmb before she returns or all the effort and treatment will have been in vain. :(

Col

by now left tr Jan 23, 2007

?If we don?t take action now, we?ll settle for nothing later.
If we settle for nothing now, we?ll settle for nothing later!?

by shellbot Jan 23, 2007

Join today!!

You'll be rewarded by a lifetime a laughter and wickedness.

Its starts here, but it will follow you into the rest of your life ]:)

to take that leap of faith yet. But joining the dark side sounds appealing.

Do we all get whipped when we join? Are the 3 of you all going to be there?
What other perks and benefits are available for the late joiners?
And, are there any rooms left in GG's gutter?

Basically I have been too busy recently to follow up on many discussions, but today I am waiting for people and had a good chance to read up a bit.
GG -- you have not posted much on this, and where did the bouncing naked Nymph go? it really added to the impurity of your posts. Are you not as impure as you try to make out to be???

Stuffi, (I mean Steffi) (see I am getting there), you seem to be the ringleader in this now. You must do a better job of convincing me to take the leap.

Shellbot -- as a main contributor, you need to help steffi better to convince the lot that it is much more fun over there. Otherwise, many people will stay lurking in the semi-dark.
Right now I am too impure for the purists, and too pure for the impurists. I would suppose that many TR members are in the same boat. Help us decide!!!

by rob mekel Jan 23, 2007

That I live to see this cry for help
[i]impure help ?:| [/i]
Ladies I'll be glad to offer the lott of you some help. Special in the chocolat department and it's affiliates I know my way in and around. :8}

:x to help you out.

Rob

[i]edited for those @#$%$# emoticoons and ps[/i]
ps Also there are some rascals on the question department that act like 1d100t$
[how to hack a lan X-( etc.]

I just cant stand the thought of all those poor people missing out because they dont realise that life is so much better on the impure side!!!

I'd be the one crying for HELP :_|

You really wouldnt expect anything else would you? But you know you would enjoy it too ;)

...wouldn't want it anyother way ]:) either

by nicknielsen Jan 23, 2007

Where'd you get those peepers?

After seeing your avatar, Steff, I'm scared [u]not[/u] to.

Its only a female Night Elf. Thats nothing to be scared of. Well unless you decide that you dont want to join us that is!!!

]:) I happen to like female nite elves. especially with sweet/saur sauce :p
Don't you get me started or I will be banned :_|

I think that I like the evil night elf

by dmambo Jan 23, 2007

That, folks, was the sound of my Impurity Spring snapping from being wound too tight after reading the 3 bottom links in Steffi's post. I cannot take it anymore. The competition (it hurts now to even type "compe%@!ion") is too fierce. The impurity around here is just too impure for me.

I admit that they did turn me over for a while, butt I have cleansed the impurity from my every thought and used all of my strength to pull myself out of the gutter. It was hard on this day to perform such an act, but I did it and so can you. Even now, I can feel the wonderful throbbing of the purity hormones coursing through my brain.

Please, TR members, stay away from Stiffi, Shellbot, GG, Col and the rest. Do not stroke their egos, nor attempt to probe their minds to determine what drives them. Do not condome their actions nor their limp attempts to mask their feelings. We need to lick this now while our resolve is stiff and stay out of the hole of their depravity. Come with me on the side of righteousness and chastity.

I await your responses to my call.

Yours in Purity,
Mambo

I wasn't thinking of egos when I think of stroking. B-)
(and they would be limp wouldn't they? ?:| I'm going to have to ponder that for a while, over in my corner)

There was more DE's in there than I'm capable of!! DM I'm proud of you, you've proved that once you join us there is no going back. Queue the manical laughter!

gloating. (it's showing)

Mambo said 'lick'.

Many impure comments, including butt, too tight, hard on this day to perform such an act, feel the wonderful throbbing, stroke, and much more.

This was a very impure post, but a bit more subtle than many others.

by hal 9000 Jan 23, 2007

The one responsible for turning so many to the [b]Dark Path[/b] has arisen and can now be tracked down before it does any more damage to the good souls here at TR.

We are coming to get you and take you away to be placed in a treatment room beside GG and put you through the same treatment. :D

Col

I caught them all. But 'lick' was my favorite.

by dmambo Jan 23, 2007

...speaks volumes!

Good luck with that, mae. ;)

but I don't need luck. I only have to ask..

by hal 9000 Jan 23, 2007

:D :^0

by jaqui Jan 23, 2007

stuff it. ]:)

I'll only post a rude post when I want.
I'll only post a DE when I want.
and if anyone doesn't convert to the Dark Side....

I'll tie them up and beat them into orgasm until they do. ]:)
[ and if you have ever had a multitude of orgasms you know they become extremely painfull after you hit the 100th or so. ]:) ]

by shellbot Jan 24, 2007

like, to hit 100?

is it possible..can't be??

I not sure if i want to know or not..
maybe just disregard this post..

arrgg..too much work to do, will come back later and try to pull a few over to the dark side

by jaqui Jan 24, 2007

yup

timing?
really depends on the person.

but I do hope it takes a while, so I can beat on them longer ]:)

by steffi28 Jan 24, 2007

Can you beat me please ?? ]:)

by jaqui Jan 24, 2007

you must be a masochist.
means no beats for you ]:)
I am a sadist, you have to earn your reward ]:)

by dmambo Jan 23, 2007

Too bad that's not a two-way street.

('cept on birthdays it seems)

because it doesn't have to be. You all really are simple creatures. :)

Birthdays only? Poor Mambo.

by nicknielsen Jan 23, 2007

Take a lickin' and keep on tickin'?