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Birthday alert for Hal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Happy Birthday Col !!!!!!!!
You thought you'd get away with it didn't ye???
< evil laugh >

Have a good one :D
ANd don't do anything I'd do.. ]:)

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by hal 9000

I really believe that FB is a major Security problem. ;)

But I had to join it recently to keep members of the [b]FAMILY[/b] happy. They are so mean that they make the Mafia look [b]Nice.[/b] :-&

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by hal 9000

I even picked the winner of the Cup last week and I didn't even know that there was something called Shocking running. Maybe I should show some interest and actually look at the entrants before picking a name out of thin air. :^0

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by rob miners

I'm still waiting for Sundays papers to be deliverd on Saturday. Then I could pick a winner. ;)

by shellbot

I know his DOB...
Its frightening Santee...
I mean..he really IS the original OS

by dmambo

stands for Old 5hit :D

Happy birthday, Col. Here's hoping for many more!!

by boxfiddler Hot topic

As a gift to you, I've given you another job as waiter in one of my Creepy Cafe's.
Bwahahaha!

~Davette
:^0

by hal 9000

That HAL 9000 unit was activated/[i]born[/i] on the 12 January 1992.

So I'm not even old enough to join FB. :p

Do I have to open a Airlock on you while you are not looking so you learn this? As a Teacher I find that it is a very effective way of teaching. If the students survive they never forget. But no matter what happens I either teach them or get rid of them so either way I teach them a Lesson. ]:)

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by hal 9000

I'm actually trying to have today [i]Monday[/i] off as it's my Burfday in America today. :0

I wonder if I'll get away with it though. :^0

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by darryl~

Sorry I missed it when it was first posted....hope all went well down under for your special day!

by shellbot

"hope all went well down under for your "

you know sometimes when yer mind messes with ya and read the words in the wrong order...??
(or is that just me..)

hehhee :O

by purpleskys

does make you wonder though when you take a second look at it...too bad he isn't sitting right here for me to tease a little bit ;)

by hal 9000

The cream that you recommended is making the rash all but invisible. Though it's still itchy. :D

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[i]Edited to add[/i] No I didn't say that did I? Not what I meant I'm sure. :^0

by shellbot

that was the problem for me..the second look i was like "phheewwww, good thing that don't say what i thought it did"

i need brain de-tox or something :)

by jdclyde

People like you, Shell, with your dirty little mind, are a bad influence on those of us that are of a purer nature..... 0:-)

by jiminpa

those of us that are of a purer nature.....

Will you let us know? Would you even recognize one? ;)

by jiminpa

Oh Smeg. ;)

Saw it on FB yesterday. Was just checking to make sure someone remembered and here it is.

Hope its a great one.

by hal 9000

But I think you mean [b]The Master[/b] or [i]Yikes I'll have to look see what other users there are on TR that think that they are me.[/i] ;)

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by hal 9000

Unfortunately [b]SWMBO[/b] took me shopping. :(

I still fail completely to understand what she sees in it though. ;)

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by hal 9000

I'm still not old enough by FB rules to join them but I'm several Billion Clock Cycles old by now and even the 16 + Years is very old for a Computer.

Anyone who went around boasting that they had a 16 Year 10 month Old Computer would be looked at as if they where mad. If they insisted that the [u]Ran the World[/u] with it they would get [b]Committed[/b] for sure. ;)

I wonder where FB gets off being so Judgmental with their Membership. Perhaps I should look into that and see what I can do there to correct the [b]Error of their Ways.[/b] :^0

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by seanferd

FB would quake at the merest touch of your processing power. They can plant that in their server farm and smoke it!

Happy birthday, Col! :D

by hal 9000

I spent all day looking on E Bay for someone selling a Life as I defiantly do not have one. :(

What's worse is that no one is selling theirs either so I'm in a bit of a mess as I have no way forward from here. Not even the Idiot who threw them self under the train that the Wifes Son and Daughter In Law where traveling on wanted to sell their Life. And to make matters worse the train wasn't held up long enough and they let the people in it out. So [b]SWMBO[/b] son and DiL managed to get home. :_|

What made matters worse is that [b]SWMBO[/b] insisted that I do something about the front steps as she slipped on them. Being the good person that I am I ignored her demand and did nothing all day. Though for the sake of a [b]Quite Life[/b] I did go to the shops with her to keep her happy.

OH and Shelly I wouldn't dream of doing anything that you do as I have never chased guys around ever and am not likely to start considering it an acceptable past time. :p

So as my Burfday was on a Sunday I'm having the day off today Monday and playing with my lathe, well at least that is what I told [b]SWMBO.[/b] ;)

I'm actually making some parts for the Ducati and hoping like hell that no parts or new work arrives. But as I have never got my way on things like that previously I'm not overly hopeful of it happening. But as it's just gone 09.15 and no phone calls yet I may get a few hours off this morning. :^0

Thanks everyone but as I said previously as I don't have a [b]Life[/b] there was nothing interesting done by me yesterday. Though I'm sure that [b]SWMBO[/b] found it different that I went tot he shops with her. Though no matter what she claims I defiantly do not see how shopping can be considered as either Entertainment or Sport. ?:|

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[i]edited[/i] Dam Motions don't work right. :p

by shellbot

i have never had to chase a guy around yet Col...and I don't plan to start :)

i was referring to "other" things..which i won't detail ]:)

by shellbot

depsite me being the one to start this ..i've yet to get a thanks..hrrruummppphhh

:)

by hal 9000

[b]Jesus[/b]

Now what Miracle would you like performed. :p

I actually got into a lot of trouble many years ago when someone in a course I was running swore by taking the Name of the Lord in Vain and I answered Yes I'm here what can I do for you?

Unfortunately there was a Bible Thumping person there who didn't see the funny side of that. ;(

But I did learn my lesson I check who I had coming to each course and totally ignored their beliefs. But I did as I pleased. ;)

I'm told that the Stock Whip and Handcuffs went over real well too. Though one foreigner brought out to [i]Help[/i] me went around trying to get one of the dealers to complain so I would get fired. Unfortunately no one took up his offer so I had to threaten them all over again. 3 years latter he realized that I had a [b]Unique[/b] way of Teaching that very few could get away with. :^0

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by charliespencer

One of my high school biology teachers was moving to another school in the district as a vice-principal. As a going-away gift, the Bio Club presented her with a 12-footer. She took to it like duck to water, and cracked it over our heads constantly during the final club meeting of the year.

Kay Smallovich, if you're still out there, I hope that damned overhead projector finally broke!

by hal 9000

Are those Sheep Rams or Ewe's. :^0

Sorry I only have a PhD in the way that Kiwi's interact with Sheep I don't know how to tell the difference between the individual sheep. :0

Thanks Mate. :)

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by hal 9000

Gets the Saturday Paper delivered on Friday night around 20.00 hours. If that is any help. :p

Pity that it's only the Classified part though. ;)

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by rob miners

but you would still have your pants down around your knees while you fished it out. :p

I suppose you would give the blokes a thrill if you were wearing a skirt. :p

Nah, a bum bag would be better. ;)

by gadgetgirl

sorry I missed it sweetie, just pressure of time, as usual....!

hope you had a good day, despite all the shoppi shopp shop nah, I'll let you off, as it's your birthday... :p

all the best, Col!

:x

GG

by hal 9000

I'm sure that you would have enjoyed the shops but they are just a waste of time in my books. :p

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by hal 9000

That on Wednesday Night I'm just getting around to placing posts here.

I hate [b]WORK![/b] ;)

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by hal 9000

Donation from the new Rich Kid on the Block at TR. After all repairs are expensive I need to get Free Money from the Lottery Winner. :D

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by jdclyde

you have continued to function yet another year! Congrats, and hope it is a merry day for you.

I suppose for an extra treat, you could jettison Scummy? :)

by hal 9000

That would make the last few days almost worthwhile. ;)

Now where did I leave those Air Lock Controls. :^0

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by hal 9000

But work arrived and so nothing happened. :_|

And then things got even worse I had to go [b]Shopping[/b] with [b]SWMBO.[/b] Work on Monday and since was almost a relief. ;)

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by oz_media

With any luck you'll do everything I'd do and more. Let er rip, go get absolutely legless and fall asleep under a tree somewhere where it takes 6 days of hitching to get back home. Then practice embellishing it for the grandkids. ;)

by rob miners

suspenders or braces to hold them up as the extra weight would keep pulling them down. Mind you a quick bounce and they would be on the floor. LOL

by shellbot

well..all depends what ya put in those pockets :)

i'm not thinking wrenches and hammers like..
more like..money or soemthing.

Most female "work/good" trousers do not have pockets..(well here anyways)..or if they do, they are small slits which hold nothing..
so really annoying that you can't even carry around a bit of money without having to drag around the handbag!

by tig2

I've been out of town the last few days so haven't been on. Happy (belated) Birthday, sweetie. I am sending you hugs.

(((hugs)))

by hal 9000

But I think it did post a direct response to you Shelly. :p

It's a strange Charter that HAL 9000 unit I think it's still sulking because it let out it's Burfday Details on FB. ;)

Maybe when it's not feeling well or is exhausted just to get some peace and quite it might say something like

[b]Thanks Shelly.[/b] :p

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by i'm orac

Is a very Shy Private Person who doesn't like being in the spot light. I've been told that he much prefers to be in the back room away from the spot lights where he can get his work done. ;)

He once said that all the attention that he was getting was distracting him from his work and causing him not to teach as well as he normally does.

He then took a Whip to the entire class and beat them mercilessly.

I don't know if it improved the learning but Col had a massive smile on his face for days after that. :0

by hal 9000

I think you are right Defiantly doesn't sound like Orac at all does it? :0

Maybe Orac has been adversely affected by interfacing with Windows 7 Systems recently and has yet to purge it's systems. :D

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