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So it appears that this thread is now on the TR dead threads. Since it will not update on the list to be seen.
Therefore it looks like Game Over...
too abd, I kinda thought it was fun...

Sorry All, the Thumbs Up is gone! No thumbs to be awarded.... :(

INTRO:
I will post a question in this thread Every Day, so check back daily. What I am looking for is NOT the ?proper? answer, but a really good answer to the question. I should mention that this is NOT a Politically Correct game either (for those who might think so). I expect some really interesting answers. I will create a Question on TR to the best answer.

And, to add a little more involvement, everyone is free to judge the best answer! Keep posting, you can post as many answers as you want to, or feel the need to. Also as mentioned, check back every day to find a new question.

Ok some ground rules for this game.
Just answer the question given for the day, and you qualify to be the next days judge!
Answering the question needs to be at the top level only. In the subject place the word ANSWER # (# of the new question)
Just remember, answers must still follow TR guidelines or you may get you the BOOT by Beth (and friends).
This game is open to All of TR?s participants. So, if you have been hiding out and want to play, come on in!

Awards
The best answer for the day will be judged by everyone, so comment away. BUT: My decision is the final word. After day 1, the previous days Winner will be the ultimate judge instead of me, and so on, and so on. The judge cannot award themselves anything, and cannot answer the question for the day that they are a judge. :( But the judge should take into consideration feedback from the other members. However, as losers of the previous day, they may not count as much as the daily judge :^0

TO JUDGE with your opinion, find the answer that you like the best, and put ?NOMINATE? in the subject line (Second level). Then feel free to add your comments.

And finally, I just grabbed a bunch of questions from a few websites so that I didn?t have to strain my brain too much right now, but I don?t have enough ? yet. So, if you want to offer some questions to post, please peer mail me.

Question 1
Why is the Grinch so mean? Winner PSer
Although it was a tough call, Neil acts like the Grinch, PSer took it. Good work PSer. You are the judge for #2 now. Dont let us down now.

So that more people from around the marble can join in, I will post tomorrows question early. So, starting now
Question 2
What were Frosty's last words?

100 replies

by jamesrl

....he can't stand paying taxes to fund the welfare state.

.... the price of gas is going up and he might have to drive his Canyonero Monster SUV less.

...because he posted on Tech Republic and people disagreed with him.

....because his welfare check was late.

Just for the record that took me under a minute, and I'm an equal opportunity pot shot taker.

James

by tig2

There are three theories advanced by the venerable Theodore Geisel (aka Dr Seuss) as to why the Grinch was so grinchy. The first was that his shoes were too tight, the second that his heart was too small. The third possibility, however is the most likely scenario- his head wasn't screwed on right, thus causing him to be secretly insane and have an insatiable need to masquerade as a fat man with a reindeer fetish. Having no handy reindeer, the Grinch solved the fetish dilemma by tying an antler to the top of his dog, Maxs' head.

The better question is how in the world he managed to get poor Max to lug away a sleigh full of ill gotten booty from Whoville.

by maecuff

He was mean because he's green. Green doesn't work out so good. Even Kermit said it isn't easy being green. And it didn't work out so good for the Wicked Witch of the West either. Secondly, his hair is just a wreck. No one feels good with crappy hair. And lastly, because his teeth are WAAAY to big for his head. You know your teeth are too big when Julia Roberts says "Man, that's some big teeth, right there." (Yes, I actually heard this quote from her, and she was talking about the Grinch.) She keeps calling me and wanting to be friends. I've tried to tell her that I'm just too busy to handle all of her drama, but what's a poor mother to do?

Anyway, those are the reasons that he's mean. Well, that, and he's just kind of an a$$hole.

Edited to add: AND he was forced to drink eggnog, which is the foulest substance known to man. That's enough to put ANYONE in a pissy mood.

by w2ktechman

"AND he was forced to drink eggnog, which is the foulest substance known to man. That's enough to put ANYONE in a pissy mood."

by gsg

That's why you add the rum! If you add lots and lots of rum, then you'll like it.

Actually, I like eggnog if it's not too thick and is really cold.

by Member 25348569

HE is not mean, he is just so completely PISSED OFF that it is not yet even December and he is so BLOODY FED UP of that chuffing advert for M&S that has been on a MILLION TIMES on EVERY DAMN CHANNEL and if he hears "It's the most wonderful time of the year" one more BLOODY TIME then he will rip out the damn TV cable and find the bastard who created that advert and use it to CHOKE HIM TO DEATH (breath) and for God's sake, I know it's heresy to point out the fact but Coca Cola is just a BLOODY FIZZY DRINK and not a very good one at that and if the Grinch sees one more bastard rosy-cheeked Santa, he will PUKE and if the Grinch sees one more sodding aging celebrity pat their bum to advertise Asda he will commit mayhem and don't get him started on that set of old women advertising Tescos because the Spice Girls aren't girls any more and they were paid a MILLION POUNDS EACH that he will have to pay in increased prices and for WHAT? and it's still NOT DECEMBER (breath) and you can't get away from it.

Yeah, the Grinch is not mean, he's just f'cking ANNOYED.

by boxfiddler Hot topic

not to mention the earlier every year advent of the Christmas consumer madness that keeps the sane in hiding until well after December!
:)

by tig2

That has to be the best anti-Christmas rant I have ever read! I may have to plagiarise it while editing heavily to make it more understandable to American audiences.

Excellent work, Neil! This may end up being my Christmas card!
:x

by jamesrl

I bow down at the feet of the master.

Oh by the way,

Merry Christmas Neil!!!

James

by Member 25348569

and do not subscribe to any version of the creed that "MY invisible being is better than YOUR invisible being" but I don't really get evangelistic for my atheism unless confronted by the worst sort of bigoted Christian and I'm quite willing to allow you all to celebrate the imaginary birth of your imaginary supreme being's offspring and to accept and return with good grace and in the spirit of the season all of the traditional greetings that are given and received and to answer with a smile and a cheery little "WAIT UNTIL BLOODY DECEMBER OR I'LL RIP YOUR SPLEEN OUT WITH MY TEETH".

Neil :)

Seasonal greetings to you too, James.

However, this being November, all I can wish you is a Happy St Andrew's Day.

by boxfiddler Hot topic

I'd be mean too if I was forced by my creator to think and speak only in sing-song.
(Per the original book, not the movie which I didn't see.)

by tig2

I just wanted to see him try to pull it off!

You're going to owe us all, Techman... big time! :D

by the scummy one

I will create a weekly Winners thread and invite the winners to it. This will be done from the questions forum!

Now, if that's your best, I have truly overestimated your abilities... :^0

by charliespencer

I'm not really interested in earning Thumbs for anything except legit technical responses, so I didn't really pay that much attention.

You're going to "invite" winners? How do you plan to exclude we tinsel-bedraped bottom feeders?

by jamesrl

I at least made an effort and didn't resort to "ditto"

I normally don't wish people Merry Christmas until the week before, but I thought your effort deserved a response.

James

by jamesrl

Kinda spoils you for the supermarket variety.

Also spoils you in other ways. Entirely too fattening.

James

by maecuff

I don't rate my own answer?? I'll be wishing you a Merry f'cking Christmas every day now, bub.

by maecuff

I haven't had my hopes up since Santa failed to deliver the Barbie Dream Car when I was 9 years old.

by Member 25348569

I'm sorry, but I had to break off and catch the train so I could get to M&S before they closed and buy some chicken so that I COULD EAT!

However, you can have an answer all of your very own if it matters so much to you...

I have just returned from Croydon's Whitgift Centre (you would call it a mall and spell it Whitgift Center but, as it's in England, that would be really dumb) and I am not in the best frame of mind. I had forgotten one more appalling piece of fall-out from the run-up to Christmas and that is the in-store Christmas soundtrack loop, played all day, every day, for the next five weeks.

Trust me in this! There must be a law against anyone having to listen to 'Mistletoe and Wine' or any other product of that chicken-necked git, Sir Cliff, more than once in any three month period. I had nearly escaped and then we had "I Wish It Could Be A Wombling Merry Christmas Everyday" and when the red mist cleared, Security were trying to stop me from ripping the loudspeaker wires out.

AND IT'S STILL ONLY BLOODY NOVEMBER.

I WILL NOT SURVIVE!

WISH ME ANY SORT OF BLOODY CHRISTMAS BEFORE THE MIDDLE OF DECEMBER AND I WILL SHOW YOU A WHOLE NEW WAY OF USING HOLLY.

by tig2

I would run through a quick chorus of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" but I fear that you would go completely over the edge and hunt me down so that you could club me like a baby seal.

So I won't do that.

But I will join Mae in wishing you a Merry F*cking Christmas! :D

Sometimes I am just not a nice person...

by maecuff

Of course I wouldn't want you to miss your train! I'm so sorry you had to suffer at the mall. That's just terrible.

All I can say is this:

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Now..where is my holly and what can I do with it?

by boxfiddler Hot topic

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog.
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd forgot her medication,
and she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa.
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
(Send them back)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table.
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
that would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
(Sing it Grandpa)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

by the scummy one

for even considering the possibility of replying to that quastion :^0

wait, I am a bottom feeder too! oops...

by Member 25348569

is Ilex aquifolium and this would be perfect for your requirements but I am not conversant with the particular members of the Ilex genus that are common in different areas of the USA so I leave you - and Tigger! - free to choose your own local Holly with the sole proviso that it must be fully furnished with prickles. The berries, being mildly poisonous, I leave to your own judgement.

As for what to do with it? Well, I've eaten, now and I'm watching The Beeb (which doesn't have adverts) so I'm feeling a little more mellow so let's just suggest that you sit on it and we'll work up (literally) from there...

Neil :)

by pser

Okay, I swore I'd never do this, as I have been in the "hiding" for quite some time ? but here it goes. I AM the one who most of you know as "The Grinch". Sure, there have been a LOT of imposters trying to exacerbate the whole "Mean Grinch" stereotype (see neilb's post). Truth is, I am not even from your realm of existence and where I come from my species does not even have what your species would call "Emotions". But, I digress ?

This all started when the U.S. government was working with a Doctor by the name of Seuss who was a physicist working on a project in Roswell New Mexico. The U.S. government covered up what really happened to me with some bogus "UFO" stories. Yeah, "space men" with tin foil space ships, give me a break! Your species is Sooooo gullible. Anyway, the last thing I remember before I was sucked into this dimension was being in the middle of two of the most effervescent twins I'd ever seen! Bluebue and Shyellow, they were all over me and just as I was reaching the big Green O ? WHAMO ... I was laying on a table ?. with nothing but Green ALL over me and an ear to ear smile on my face, with a bunch of funny looking creatures with masked faces staring down at me in disbelief. Needless to say, emotions or not, I was more than a little freaked out. I mean, ya know, one minute I'm in the middle of the most colorful coupling (or should I say tripling?) of my life the next thing you know a bunch of creatures I'd never seen before started off where the twins left off!! They were sticking things in every orifice of my hairy little body and NOT in a good way either! I tried to at least show them where to stick things, how many would fit, etc. Heck, at first it was almost as good a time as I was having with the twins! But, I digress ...

Then, the next thing you know, all of the fun and games were over and I start hearing talk of "dissection" going on! "WTF" I thought to myself, first these creatures are trying to mate with me then they wanna cut me to pieces!!! Again, no real "Human emotions" but I was Fareaking out!!! They threw me in a cage and planned to cut me up the next day!

What happened after that was quite a feat indeed. Apparently while probing me this Dr.'s something or other grew three sizes that day. He felt bad for me and snuck me out in the middle of the night. It wasn't long before some details started to leak out to the press. So, the U.S. government in it's infinite wisdom came up with two possible stories to cover this up. One being the whole "spaceman" stories and then an even weaker "Mean Grinch" story about how I wanted to "steal christmas". American's being who they are totally bought the "spaceman" thing but the other was just to unbelievable and just kinda snowballed into what it is today.

That's all I can really say without risking my life any more than I already have. I just thought you guys deserved to know as much of the truth as I could give. Don't worry about me though, I shaved and washed all of the Green off of me and am living happily with my life partner, the good Dr. We moved to Michigan and sing show tunes to each other while we ? uh, well, you know. I have a great job in IT and we're raising the ever mischievous twins of our own, Thing one and Thing two!

Respectfully yours
Jdcly ?. Woops, I mean anonymous!

BTW: Merry F*cking X-mas Neilb!

by tig2

That was fall off the chair funny!!!

You got some talent there, bud!!! Sleeping people would be howling!

Tech- this guy wins it for all of me. It would be scandal if he didn't.

by tig2

I could break out in a rash of Christmas carols if you aren't careful. I will HAUNT you!!!

You really gotta get with the spirit here, Neil. Lest the ghost of Charles Dickens visits you...

:x

by pser

Actually, this year, I will be in Beautiful Zihuatanejo Mexico on Vacation to avoid all of this Holiday BS. Each year at X-mas time is when I look to get the F*ck out of America to avoid ALL that you find as irritating as I do.

However, I hope you understand I just HAD to throw that in ... you know it kinda helped tie the story together ... YEAH, that's it! :)

BTW: My wife's name is Holly and I know EXACTLY what to do with her! 8)

by the scummy one

Hmmm. It gets my vote for originality, but I kinda like Neils better....

However, right now that puts it at 2-PSer and mine - Neil....
Hmmm. Maybe I should give it to Palmetto just to give him The Thumb!!! :0

I guess we gotta see later, when everyone casts their vote!

COME ON PEOPLES -- I know more people have seen this thread!!! VOTE already!!!
geez, its almost like a real election happening :0

by tig2

JD LOVES that one!!!

Don't give him ammunition he doesn't need!

Incidentally, CD and short novel arrived today. We are busily stuffing tunes on the iPod as I type. Can't thank you enough!

Email to come...

by boxfiddler Hot topic

Can't go back on it. Tended bar for many moons many moons ago and this *%!* thing made me crazy every Christmas.
The whole time I was typing it the tune was running through my head and now it probably won't go away until next year sometime! lol

Glad to know the package came. Short book just a list of what's there which of course you have already figured out.
Enjoy it all, and Merry Christmas!
(I'm not talking to you Neil) ;)

edit: thought better of something

by Member 25348569

But not until BLOODY DECEMBER!

This is just WRONG! summer has only just finished!

I can't cope with Christmas before the leaves have fully fallen from the trees. It's so unimaginative of the stores and retailers to resort to pushing the start of Christmas back and back because they can't think of any other way to sell.

I'll try and forgive you, Tigger. I'll even forgive May...maebe but, for at least another two weeks, I reserve the right to react with extreme prejudice.

Neil

by maecuff

You can be mad if you want, just remember, no matter what, I am completely mad about you.

Merry Christmas.. :)

by maecuff

If it makes you feel any better. The guy in the next office is singing (as I type) walking in a winter wonderland. He's got a deep voice and it carries. He's also my new boss, so I really can't complain, can I? Well, I can..but I shouldn't.

by Member 25348569

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy9kWsgDaw4

Sir Cliff Richard.

I believe that the turkey-necked geriatric singer is not particularly well known in the US. You LUCKY bastards! They were playing this in the Mall this evening and it got to me to such an extent that I thought that I would have to stab my own eardrums to make it out alive...

However, listen through to the end (I insist! If you want to take the pee out of me, YOU have to suffer too!) and there is what is probably the most well-known UK Christmas song - EVER.

Enjoy!

Neil :D

Edit! Ah, go on. watch this one. Probably up there with Slade as the UK's Christmas song of the last twenty years!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r8UVR9DDBo&feature=related

GG'll like these...

by Member 25348569

I'm here to convert you all to The Dark Side so that you will all be psychologically - even physically - incapable of celebrating Christmas before December 13.

Despite the fact the the Court of Human Rights has embargoed the use of Sir Cliff Richard songs on the grounds of extreme mental cruelty, I believe that the ends justify the means.

I may well post more. He has been recording since 1959 with a Christmas hit each year. 'Mistletoe and Wine' is NOT his worst...

]:)

Be afraid. Be very afraid. Be more afraid than you might believe possible.

by tig2

A sick, sadistic, utter b*stard, aren't you? We've had to put up wit Perry Como and Andy Williams on this side of the pond and I'm here to tell you, I may have been scarred for life!

Now this!

I will get you. One day when you least expect it, I will get my reweng-ea!

(Think Black Adder the Second. It will come to you...)

Edited because I can!

by pser

WOW ... just ... WOW! Sorry Neil, I swear I just did not know ? how could anyone even imagine something like that, it just ain't right! (still shaking a bit!)

At this point, I have to humbly succeed any possible chance of winning the highly coveted and much revered "Thumb". You and your people have truly suffered from this unimaginable horror and if anyone can empathize and speak for "The Grinch" ? it is yourself and others who have suffered as you have! Keep on spreading your X-mas "fear", the world MUST know of this, as to protect future generations! Ohhhhh the Humanity

Now more than ever I have to question the possible existence of a just and merciful omnipotent being!

On the flip side ... it DOES prove the existence of HELL!!!! >:)

by tig2

I am right there with you both.

Gave the significant one his pressie tonight. Where in the world does one hide a 50" HDTV? Not my office closet (first thought, completely dashed when the box arrived). So I left it in the hallway and tossed a sheet over it. And then realised that the cats were willing to go to any lengths to remove said sheet.

So the Christmas gifting season that I really give a rip about is done. Now to duck the balance of it.

by boxfiddler Hot topic

"I'll be back again someday..."

"I'm coming after Neil and all the other grinches who are from the dark side and out to degrade the sacred meaning of the Christmas Consumer Spirit!"

Bwa-ha-ha-ha :D

edit to add: dagnabbit! now you've got all these goofy tunes running through my head! The pain, boss, the pain!

by captbilly1eye

"I'm Melting, I'm Melting..."
Oh no... wait...that was the Wicked Witch of The West. ;-)
Well, maybe in these days of Global Warming and Political Correctness, Frosty should say those words, too.

seriously... his last words were indeed "I'll be back again, someday." ♪♫

Although.... if you listen [b]very[/b] carefully to the original 45, you'll hear him add... "to roll your mommy in the hay."

by w2ktechman

seem to know this. Hmmm. I actually didnt know the correct answer. Of course, I am too old to remember stuff like this

by w2ktechman

you just dont have to comment when invited to the questions forum. If you do not reply to it, I cannot hand out a thumbs up! right?

by oz_media

Frosty should get to smoke a bowl before he goes.

He'd probably say, "Can someone light this bloody pipe please?"

by jessie

[b]Frosty's last words[/b]

Redneck Frosty: "Hey ya'll watch this!"

Deadbeat Dad Frosty: "I'm going down to the corner store for a pack of smokes."

Sister Mary Ignacious Frosty: "Violence never solved anything."

Inept Computer Tech Frosty: "I'm telling you all internal hard drives are hot-swappable!"

Frat boy Frosty: "Gimme the... cars to the... key, man!"

Snoop Frosty Frost: "George Bush hates ice people."

by w2ktechman

"This Sh1t's soo good I am seeing rainbows"

"Wow, I must be getting lower not higher"

"Where did my Ba11s go"

by tig2

Another easy one but truly diabolical in nature. The actual last words were "I'm coming back for Neil". There may have been magic in that old silk hat, but there was true evil in Frosty's soul. See as I hear it, Frosty had a Christmas thing and did NOT like people who couldn't get with the spirit. And he had heard about Neil.

The words, "I'll be back again someday" are ominous if your name is NeilB. I have no doubt that they strike actual fear.

Just along now, Neil should be recalling the phrase about "a stake of holly through his heart". I'll just bet that old Frosty has it in him to go just there.

(Incidentally, Neil... I have my trusty Dickens right here. Yes, I know that I have pulled those words out of context. I'm good with that.)

Merry F*cking Christmas!

by tig2

Sorry Neil- I don't mean to pick on you.

So I get the theoretical perfect man what I honestly believed was the perfect gift- 50" plasma HDTV. Due to the extreme size of the bloody thing, Christmas came early in our house.

Do I get thank you? Do I get "Oh sweetheart, you shouldn't have"???

I get "Where are we going to put it?"

Followed with "I guess we'll have to figure out what to put it on."

I managed to keep from killing him. I still don't know where that came from. If I had Mae's shovel, this would be a very different story!

A note to ALL men out there this gifting season: If the significant one in your life gives you a wildly extravagant gift (that SHE paid for!!!) the only words that are even remotely acceptable are "Thank you". Those two little words may be followed by any terms of endearment that come to mind. But mark me- at NO time should you imply in any way, shape, or form that the gift is going to cause a problem.

Failing to heed this very good advice will result in sleeping alone and many bad ties in your future.

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Where are the Daleks when you need them???

Sorry, Neil. It wasn't a good night.

by Member 25348569

What should any man do when given a fifty inch plasma other than to lie prostrate at the givers feet and polish their shoes with his tongue...

He and I are going to have WORDS! X-(

:x

by tig2

What he doesn't yet know is that the HD DVD player DID fit in the closet and will be the pressie he gets to open on Christmas. Along with the really GOOD gin in the do-it-yourself martini kit that goes in the stocking.

But just now, I am strongly tempted to exchange it for a tie. The only thing that keeps me from that rash action is that Think Geek has yet to print a tie that says "I am an idiot" in binary.

I'm sure that I will recall that he is a wonderful man. Hopefully sooner than later. Otherwise, I will have to call Mae and see if she will loan me the shovel.

by the listed 'g man'

Reading all this man has done for you in the past, over other forum posts, I think you should cut him some slack this time.

Is the spirit!

by tig2

To not tell you to go F*ck yourself.

Really.

Ever occur to you that I have done as much for him? I grant that he has been there for me but do you not think I have been there for him?

You can be a real asshat when you try. Take my advice- quit trying.

by the listed 'g man'

you made your feelings quite clear here. I will steer clear from you in future.

There was no offence intended.

Edit - clarity needed

by maecuff

Our neighbor (we live in a condo now) Has a huge blow up Frosty that they installed at the top of their fence, so it just looms over us. It's kind of creepy and while I've never owned a gun, I'm thinking about getting one now. Frosty has got to go.

by naughtymonkey

I'll be back someday...

Dammit Mae, why did you hit me with that shovel?!?!

You blow goats you bastard!!

Where my hos at?

by maecuff

"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done: it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known."

Or

"Do you think I'd look better with a tan?"

by maecuff

If it makes you feel any better at all..

They can be simple creatures who speak before thinking. I don't think they MEAN to be insensitive, it just works out that way sometimes. I'm sure after he thinks about it, he'll be sorry. Or he'll never think about it again. That's the way they work.

For our 3rd wedding anniversary, my husband bought me an electric wet/dry shaver. I opened it, gave him his coat and his keys and told him to exchange it. I got a lovely little ruby necklace instead.

by maecuff

that it isn't a useful tool. However, it is NOT an anniversary gift. Too functional. Anniversary gifts should be sparkly, involve travel, or a gift certificate for spa services. Other than that, not an anniversary gift.

by the scummy one

and give it to someone else.

When he asks where it is, say "I sent it to someone on TR just for the he11 of it!"

Then just to be evil mention that he doesnt need to 'find' (put an emphasis on this word) a place to put it.... LOL

by pser

Posted in the wrong place ... THAT is how shaken up I am!!! Shivvvvverrr ..... huhuhuuhhuhuhuhuuuuuu

by pser

Last words????? What do you mean "Last words"????
Where did he go? Maybe to visit all of my old puppies on
the farm where they were all sent to? No, that can't be it
... to warm for Frosty?!?! I am sooooo confused!!!!

It simply MUST be that he went to help all of the Polar
bears, what with Global Warming and all and since no one
else seems to care to much what happens to them. The
Polar bears even tried to get a little help from their
cousins the Black bears but they were all like "screw you
and take that whitey"!! So, that must be the reason for
these so called "last words" ... right? He's helping the
Polar bears!!! Yeah, Frosty!!!

Shew, I am feeling a little dizzy, what was in those
brownies again Oz?

BTW: F*ck X-mas Neil!

by alainch

Is there anybody that can keep that dann fridge door closed...
until USA AND China will sign that fokking KYOTO agreement ??

UUUHHH ?

by alainch

and if it's death ...
... should we burn it ?

Too many things are let out there

AlainCh ( hanging

by pser

Threw in the towel, just too darn busy rebuilding M$ machines! Ha!

Happy Festivas, the Holiday for the rest of us!

:)

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