Dictionary entry for Homophobe:

Well, three that were able to hit the (-) button before running to their stash of gay porn. :^0

Your boyfriend or mine?

Of you two. I don't actually need a signed release though because you were doing it in public, that's legal voyeurism.

then again, I'd need a couple of photos for the cover but i think Fabio's pick would sell more, but bloody expensive. Would you mind sending me your best Fabio like shots? I'll give you a cut of sales before it hits torrent sites worldwide (the whole 15 minutes that would take).

Those were actually closed sets with a crowd of extras. And all shots of me are 'Fabio like'; I'm on retainer as his body double.

I love how this leaves them speechless. Tells me I got 'em where the hair is crisp.

it's minor, not like we're pushing them down the SHAFT.

Been around long enough that even Cindi Lauper put it in a song.

is it any good? ]:)