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In particular, your aptitude insofar as addressing the world at large.
The world, it is waiting.
by nexs
I see the location is India.
I think only 10 minutes ago I received a call from India with a "very important" survey which I must undertake.
Needless to say, I couldn't understand a word the guy said. Support is also outsourced from India in many, many, many cases.
Ergo, the better your english, the better your chances.
I hung up on the survey guy. Don't be a survey guy 'coz I'll hang up on you too.
"I'm sorry, but the company's legal department will not allow me to respond to surveys, studies, or database updates."
Works every time.
by nexs
Sometimes I think they can't tell the difference. The words don't stop flowing - even after the 5th "No thanks" and the first "Get Flucked".
edit: Actually, I meant to originally reply to the question, but later found to be tree-ed under your post.
by nexs
by ansugisalas
by the 'g-man.'
by ansugisalas
View source, or the pope business?
I did also put a link to the pic in my profile, I'm that nice.
by nexs
"I'm sorry I can't help you with this."
and he said
"But this is a very important questions(note the bad english), if you do this we can reward you-"
at this point i said "No, Sorry" and hung up...while he was still talking... I wouldn't have been surprised if he continued to ask the whole survey to a dead line...
by nexs
As if they know you're hanging up, but *maybe* IF they talk louder, you'll stop and talk to them.
Ha!
by gsg
change your name to Bob as well. Every support call I make to a vendor that gets routed to India, I get someone named "Bob".
I didn't realize that Bob was such a popular name in India. (end sarcasm)
by ansugisalas
...it reminds me more of a Laphroaig label.
http://www.scotchwhisky.net/malt/laphroaig.htm
Hm... otherwise I don't miss alcohol at all.
I wonder if they make a non-alcoholic version? *DUCKS*
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