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Woman's 111 call: They've stolen my marijuana plants
Friday March 09, 2007

Strange but true
A woman who called Napier police this morning to report a burglary became so upset she broke down in tears - although the police communications officer who took the initial call couldn't stop smiling.

The call left senior sergeant Mal Lochrie shaking his head as he explained that the woman had called to report the theft of three marijuana plants which she had growing in pots outside.

She also bitterly complained that it was the fourth year in a row someone had sneaked on to her Ahuriri property and made off with her marijuana plants.

Mr Lochrie said the woman told the communications operator she was a good person and was sick and tired of "low-lifes" stealing her things.

"The community constable is going around to see her later to have a bit of a chat," Mr Lochrie said.

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by hal 9000

With her fingers in the [b]POT PLANTS.[/b] :^0

But don't worry about it my dear as some ID10T here actually walked into a Police Station to claim 25 Pot Plants found on a vacant allotment on the Gold Coast. They couldn't understand why they where charged when they identified the plants as theirs after first having to describe the pots and the plants in minute detail. :D

Or a better one at the Valley Police Station being one of the first in Brisbane several years ago the resident [b]Gardening Police Officer[/b] who maintained the Garden Boxes outside the Police Station located at Fortitude Valley Brisbane got so upset when he came into work one morning only to find 16 of his favourite plants stolen he actually filled out a Crime Report of Theft and described the plants in minute detail. Latter when the CIB [b]Criminal Investigation Branch[/b] came around to investigate because the Cops look after their own he had to give a botanical name for the stolen plants so they got out the Book and he accurately identified them as Can-a-Bus at which point the investigation was dropped because it wasn't considered as [b]Good Form[/b] for people to find out that the Police where growing [b]Pot Plants[/b] on the footpath outside a Police Station. :^0 :D

Col ]:)

by steffi28

Just leave me be, I'll go sit alone in the corner and cry dont worry about me I dont mind everyone forgetting me!!!

Edited to add, I'm hoping that I'll win with the fact that my tags include the words friday and yuk and these ones dont :p

by hal 9000

Just remember to cry very hard and get the front of what you are currently wearing sopping wet and post a picture of it here naturally with you inside it. :D

Col ]:)

by steffi28

I always like to share my photos! But after the wet t-shirt last week, the wet dress the week before I thought you would of had enough of me getting wet by now!! :p

by hal 9000

Yes there was a wet Dress a couple of weeks ago and a Wet T Shirt last week but no pictures or Web Cam Feeds. :(

It doesn't count till there are pictures. :p

Col ]:)

by rob mekel

As much as we all fret about a weak economy, I thought it was really amazing to see how far the world (and the United States) have come in the last century!

Here are some facts for everyone to consider... Just think... If we've come this far in the last hundred years, what could the next hundred years have in store for us? Why, in that much time, Aha! Jokes could become a world power!! ;-)

Alright, alright, perhaps I'm dreaming a bit too much... We'll see... Anyhow, have a wonderful week, and enjoy :)
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The United States 105 Years Ago...

The year is 1902, one hundred years ago ...what a difference a century makes. Here are the U.S. statistics for 1902....

The average life expectancy in the US was forty-seven (47).

Only 14 Percent of the homes in the US had a bathtub.

Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.

A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars.

There were only 8,000 cars in the US and only 144 miles of paved roads.

The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California.

With a mere 1.4 million residents, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union.

The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower.

The average wage in the US was 22 cents an hour.

The average US worker made between $200 and $400 per year.

A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.

More than 95 percent of all births in the US took place at home.

Ninety percent of all US physicians had no college education. Instead, they attended medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press and by the government as "substandard."

Sugar cost four cents a pound. Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.

Coffee cost fifteen cents a pound.

Most women only washed their hair once a month and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo.

The five leading causes of death in the US were:

1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke

The American flag had 45 stars. Arizona, Oklahoma, New Mexico, Hawaii and Alaska hadn't been admitted to the Union yet.

The population of Las Vegas, Nevada was 30. Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented.

There were no Mother's Day or Father's Day.

One in ten US adults couldn't read or write. Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.

Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at corner drugstores.

According to one pharmacist, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and the bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health."

Eighteen percent of households in the US had at least one full-time servant or domestic.

There were only about 230 reported murders in the entire US.

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Have a great weekend all :)

Rob

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by steffi28

I posted all the pics on a website, and even had live web cam feed!! you must of missed it all!! Don't worry next time I decide to do it i'll pm you :p

by hal 9000

But you wouldn't dare welsh out now would you. :D :^0 :D :^0 :D :^0 :D :^0

Col :x

by steffi28

I posted the link, but TR thought that it was much too risqu? so it was only up there for 5 minutes before they took it down again, and I think someone reported it as spam too so I am sorry! ;)

by hal 9000

He insisted that TR would never pull any Link of you that you posted and as he's the one who is in charge of things I would believe him. :p

You didn't post it to TR as it's not here and never has been. :0

But if you feel really embarrassed you can PMT me the URL. :D

Col ]:)

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