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by Sonja Thompson 2 views

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Looks like you have to share the birthday cake with maecuff, since you both have the same b-day. ;)

I hope that you aren't working a 20-hour day today and are actually able to enjoy a good pint or two in proper birthday celebration form.

Hugs to you!

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by rob mekel

As for the rest of you ... Happy Birthday tp jck

now with the 15 years off of Mae age ... are you still younger :D

Have a pint or ... (fill in the amount you wanna drink)

Have fun

by wizard-09

Birthday JCK hope you have a good one, and drink to you can drink no more ha ha i know i will on sat which is my birthday, funny thing is my birthday only comes every 4 years :( it's the 29th i was born unlucky have a great one :D

by rob mekel

of the bright side --- you get older by a quarter of what we do ;)

That is ...
You look 4-times as old as you are B-)

by jck

and as I said in your birthday thread...

i still love ya, even though you would never let me date your daughter :^0

that cracks me up still to this day :)

by shellbot

i shall have a pint of Guiness for you tonight!
If yer quick ye can join me!
Crowes 9pm ]:)

by jck

can you call Andrea and have her send the private jet? ? :^0

thanks :)

by jck

you're on the stop list too. you know my I have to be in Dublin.

BTW, if you ever get the opportunity and that little pixie-ish lass from Co. Louth is having tea near you and starts a convo...do tell her about me.

I am single after all, and love the Irish :D

(and no to all you cynics, i don't want her just because I'd live in Ireland and get the good Guinness!!! :^0 )

by jck

I started drinking at 7pm last night, when it was my birthday in Ireland! :^0

by hal 9000

May the Grog flow freely

may the work disappear [i]most people simply ignore this one when problems arise they have a [b]Mental Health Day[/b] to maintain their level of insanity.[/i] :)

and much more importantly may you have a free and uninterrupted access to the Crappier when you are throwing up. :)

Cheers

Col

by jck

I thought about taking the day off, but seeing as my boss has a disinterest in me having days off...including partial ones for...when my car breaks down, when I have medical issues, etc...I don't think I will ask for a day off til my schedule vacation in May.

btw...haven't thrown up from drinking in...years...

i'm a professional drinker ;) :^0

Cheers

by hal 9000

Well then you are simply not drinking enough. :0

Or are not correctly mixing your Drinks. You realize of course that you are not supposed to pour everything into a 2 gallon bucket and then drink it don't you? You are supposed to drink all of the clear stuff first then the Yellow stuff and the Black stuff. It's no fun pouring them all together and then drinking them unless of course you are Mixing Vodka, Tia Maria and Gallanio in 1 Pint Glasses and then adding the Really Alcoholic items 2 Ice Cubes.

If you don't add the Ice cubes you don't ever feel drunk but if you do watch out. ;)

Col

by Member 25348569

and posted it. It should be with you in a few days. It's what you've always wanted, an inflatable Andrea Corr and a puncture repair outfit.

Happy birthday, Son.

Neil :p

by jck

Dear Dad

That wasn't what I asked for...I had said:

"If you could get me a date with Andrea Corr, my ego would be inflated. I'll be punctual though, charm her with kindness and a bit of repartee, and wear a stunning outfit.

Gosh...you make me sound like I am the King of Swill or something :^0

Thanks Dad

Son :p

by oz_media

If she comes from Neil she'll be wearing a pair of yellow and brown Y-fronts with a few peek-a-boo holes in them.

by jck

I plan on being drunk by 6:30pm and not waking up on time for work tomorrow :^0

by jck

Sonja told my birthday...

At least she didn't tell my age :^0

Thanks :D

by jck

*clears throat again*

you may be as bad to me as you want...

that includes smacking me with various implements ;) ]:)

Just don't tell Andrea Corr about it. She might get jealous :^0

by gadgetgirl

Rest assured, there will be a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale chilling in thp fridge for the next time you're over here.

Oh, wait. Does alcohol go off?

:D :p

Have a good one, John.

GG

by jck

Next time I am across (which should be February 2010), we must have more pints...and get together again.

I do miss Newcastle, despite that bartender girl who was a nutter I met in the club that night. She was stunning tho! :^0

Thanks so much again. I will see you in 2010 :)

by jck

I really appreciate it.

Especially seeing as: even my own family has not even called me yet...and I know they all have my cell number.

I just hope they are not waiting at my house when I get home. I have important drinking to do tonight!! ( And I won't share :^0 )

by jck

and yes, you are still older than me :p

And yes, I will have lots of intake of alcohol-laden beverages. Already have Guinness in the fridge, and tequila and rum in the freezer (ice melts slower ;) )

by jdclyde

I like rum, but don't drink it much anymore because I don't do much of the soda anymore, making a rum n' coke out of the running.

It is dart night, so not sure what will sound good, yet. B-) Tequila is definitely in my near future.

This weekend, it will be scotch again, just don't know WHICH scotch it will be. ;\

As for age, you are only as old as the one you feel. I think I might be feeling 33 tonight... ]:)

by jdclyde

Getting the lovely Corr jealous is just what you WANT! B-)

You know that women only want someone that they can't have! :D

by jck

Trust me, if you only believe one thing I ever say:

If Andrea Corr walked up to me and said "Let's go make little half-yank babies...", I would melt faster than an ice cube up the devil's arse.

Yep...whipped puppy I'd be. So what! ;)

by jdclyde

as to how you would KNOW how long it would take for the cube to melt.... :0

Been doing some experimenting in your free time? Sounds like SOMEONE needs a hobby! :p

by dmambo

Happy birthday, jck. I'll pour back a Guinness in your honor this evening.

Edit - Just read shellbot's post. I want to clarify that my Guinness will be bottled. Sorry, but it should still count.

by jck

See...I'm already thinking Irish!!!

Where's Andrea Corr! I wanna dance a jig! :)

by shellbot

bottled guiness is last resort...
but ya..we'll give it to ya just this once..

we going out in about an hour..so hubby will probably have 3 or 4 pints of it for you guys... :)

by jck

God, I wish I was in Dublin. I was there 5 years ago. I love that city...and Newcastle too.

Damn. If I fall anymore in love with Europe, I'm gonna have to get GG or Shell to let me live in their basement or toolshed so I can hide from the immigration officers :^0

OK...I best go have lunch or something. I'm going home to drink in an hour :)

by jck

if I get to feeling, I'll be 25 :p

ah yes...it's good to be young at heart... :^0

by jck

if I wanna feel 20-28, I can go right down the road...to Lollipops, Calendar Girls, or The Executive Club!

Happy Birthday to me!!! ]:)

but, I'm saving myself for Andrea Corr.

Believe that? :^0

by jck

been experimenting...

but, she's not the devil...i assure you! ]:)

by oz_media

You got old too!? I think I'm gonna have to start celebrating B-Days and get caught up again, starting to feel like the young pup around here.

All the best wishes to you, I hope you got the new Gene Simmons action doll you've been longing for!

I'll tip a glass for you tonight! Cheers!
OM

by jck

It wasn't the Gene Simmons doll...I want to have all the dolls that Gene Simmons has had ]:)

Man...Shannon Tweed in the day...I still have that Playboy ]:)

I knew I shoulda been in a rock band :^0

Thanks again :)

by oz_media

In the day? Which one, any is fine....or the evening, or the weekend or.....just tell me when and where, I'll show.

(don't worry, I have a pretty good camera and will tell you all about it too).

by jck

LEAVE A MESSAGE!!!! :^0 Have fun. I know it's almost 9!

(and if you see Miss Corr...seriously...tell her I'll be there in a year :D )

by jck

Don't talk about Andrea like that.

You're gonna make me cry.

Oh from Neil...you meant the inflatable!

Yeah, I always wondered why Dad was good with a patch kit!!! :^0

Damn...now you all have me thinking of Andrea Corr. I'm going home and drinking myself to oblivion while singing to the In Blue and Talk on Corners and Home CDs...

damn she's fine...YOU PEOPLE MADE ME THINK ABOUT HER ALL DAY!!! :p

by oz_media

Andrea Corr, didn't know who she was until I looked her up, the Corrs...riiiight! now I know, yeah I do her I guess. Maybe wrap her in a flag and do her for the country. Not too big on her but she is definitely doable.

by Tammy.Cavadias

And for the sake of everyone's ears I'll leave the singing to Sonja ;-)

Hope you have a wonderful day!!

-Tammy :-)

by jdclyde

ya know, as much as I love my relationship with my boys, I realize I hate being alone.....

a few more years and it will be my time....

by jck

I was home by 5:30...
I was drunk by 6:30...
I was passed out by 11:00...

whew...that's a lot of work :^0

Now I'm at work. Joy. :^0

by jck

But I'd run you both over to be on time to have a pint with her. :^0

(BTW...now I have to come on from the house tonight to see all these pics and videos...can't pull em up here at work for fear of the computer gods coming down on me...even tho they work in my department :^0 )

by captbilly1eye

errrr.... Happy Happy BELATED Birthday.

Better late than never.
Anyway... here's another cake.

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by jck

Today has been bad. DB problems right now, and evidently ate a bad taquito this morning. Thrown up twice, and too afraid to ask the boss if I can go home and get in bed cause of his belief that me taking time off for medical appointments and car break-downs is an "attendance problem".

Oh well. Life sucks, then you die.

by captbilly1eye

...any day above ground is a good day.

Here's to you feeling better by Friday so you can do some belated celebrating.

.

by jck

see...i sit down and put my pants on...and i don't keep them around my ankles like i'm some teenager sneakin in a quickie before dad gets home :^0

but, you keep bending over. i'm sure one day someone will come love you :^0

by jck

i'd rather be above ground at my house :^0

Thanks again. Going to my parents tomorrow to see them, and of course fix mom's computer...again :^0

by captbilly1eye

hows 'bout swinging by Naples and fixing my Dad's computer, too.
I'm tired of fixing his krunkus remotely.
:-)

by jck

for me...would be like you swinging by...say...Asheville, NC :^0

About 250 miles for me to Naples, I think.

Plus, I'll be over by Melbourne by 9:30pm tonight. That means I'll be almost 400 miles from Naples.

Can I give you a raincheck? :^0

by oz_media

I don't need to sit down in order to put pants on.

If it was just a pit stop, I'd also have to bend to pat her on the head and say thank you.

by oz_media

I read the title and figured it would be very painful, but n'A'ples, that's different.

by jck

hmmm...

2 shots (and maybe a little spill over)

40 oz insulated mug full of ice

put 2+ oz of Captain Morgan rum in mug
pour in about 8-10 oz of coke.
drink.

that's my routine. 3 of those, at a 4:1 ratio or so, really kicks the weekend off right :^0

Gotta go work. Have a nice weekend.

by jdclyde

Don't you remember, the coke will make you feel worse the next day than the rum will.

Take a SHORT glass, fill with ice, drop a shot in, give a quick squirt of coke, add a lemon AND a lime. mmmmmmm.

Before I got with the ex, I lived with a bartender. Went through lots of morgans....

by jck

never had a hangover in my life...ever. don't get headaches from drinking. genetic blessing/curse? lol

biggest way to avoid it...before you pass out...bottle of cold water...sip it down.

prevents the dehydration in the brain onset by alcohol consumption, will somewhat dilute the alcohol in your intestinal tract through motion while asleep and digestion.

Oh and btw...it's diet coke...caffeine free lol

by jck

but i hope and pray I never see your "naples" :^0

gotta run. burned 5 mins already

by jdclyde

I had convinced one of the young pups in our dart league that ice ABSORBED alcohol, and to get a real good buzz, you had to eat the ice!

:^0

Gawd, that was funny watching him chew on the ice all night... ;\

by oz_media

I am far from offended that you don't want to see my naples. Don't take offense when I say that, if I was swinging by by naples, I wouldn't be calling you for help either.

Enjoy your weekend!

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