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Happy birthday, jdclyde!

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by Sonja Thompson 2 views

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Thought I'd take the first swat at you today. ;-) Hope you have a great one!

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by tig2

Hippo birdie, two ewes
Hippo birdie
Hippo birdie
Hippo birdie, two ewes.

That comes out to six sheep if I have done the math correctly. That oughta keep you busy for awhile.

You don't have to keep the hippos or the birdies if you don't want to.

Happy birthday, JD. I see by your avatar that nothing much has changed. Good. I hate it when people just up and change on me.

Edit- missed a letter. See? Nothing changed.

by jdclyde

the more they stay the same. B-)

Thanks Tig. :x

ThingOne and ThingTwo start summer vacation today, so of course will honor it by sleeping till noon... :0

Six sheep? Hmmm, better get some new shears.... ]:) wool alergies, don'tchaknow? :p

by Tammy.Cavadias

Maybe we can convince Sonja to sing a B-day song on the next VTROL :D

Oh and a live B-day spanking might be fun to watch :p

Have a great day!

-Tammy :-)

by jdclyde

vtrol and spankings. been reading my mind? Told Sonja to expect something soon... ]:)

heeheehee

by gadgetgirl

the word isn't VTROL - it's TROLOV - TR Out Loud On Video..... and I troloved on Saturday morning, too!

VTROL sounds waaaaaaaaaay too similar to "Vitriol" for Sonjawithajandalongo to use.....

]:)

Now - get that camera sent to JD's house so we can ALL watch him getting spanked for his birthday......

]:)

GG

by the scummy one

I think the majority would NOT want to watch it, + JD might like it too much (Also, Mae and You would like it a little too much).

by jck

i'd cook ya a steak and potato, but by the time it gets there it might be kinda rank :D

hope ya have a good one.

by jdclyde

a quiet night with the boys, and then a nice glass of Glen Morangie. B-)

Thanks John.

by jdclyde

no matter how old I may get, I am still younger than you. :D

Cuter too! :p

:x

by cmiller5400

you have a few fingers worth of a good scotch for me. Just don't get too toasted; unless that is what you are after

by Member 25348569

The birthday of my pal Jeff Klei
Is raising the eyebrows - "Oh My!" :0
Six sheep came from Tigger
A spanking - go figure! -
From Tam - and Mae hit the bull's eye.

Edit to add: Happy birthday! :^0

by ontheropes

To the tune of a dirge:

Oh happy birthday
Oh happy birthday
Sickness, sorrow and despair
People dying everywhere
Oh happy birthday
Oh happy birthday


I got that for my birthday song from the youth pastor at my church a loooong time ago and thought I'd pass it on. Cheers a guy right up doesn't it? It probably helps to explain a few things about me too. :0 :^0

by boxfiddler

I'd give you a kiss, but you'd just post it for the world to see. ;)

need coffee, can't find the keyboard keys.

by boxfiddler

It's the not bashful that is the pretense. I should receive an Oscar for a high level of achievement in Pretense. :D

I am, by nature, shy. Been a hard thing to work around in life.

by jdclyde

And no, don't drink GOOD scotch to get toasted. Besides, I NEVER drink to excess when my boys are around.

Got to pretend to be a good role model, ya know? They are 16 and have NEVER seen me drunk or with any woman other than their mother.

[i](they live with me full time, divorced 3 years).

by w2ktechman

I just had mine recently too...
What was that about brothers with different mothers?? :D

by jamesrl

You're not getting better, you're just getting older.....

But you are still a young pup to me.

Happy Birthday, welcome to the old folks home.

James

by jdclyde

I went bald early, so it isn't a sign of aging. B-)

Mentally? Still an 18 year old, trapped inside here, trying to get out. :D

Is it nap time yet? ;\

by gadgetgirl

cor, just made it!

HAPPY BURFDEEEEE TO YOOOOOOOOO!

:x :x :x :x :x

Been out all day, only just made it back to get online and wish the old bald one a good one....

(sorry, but I'm just following Neils' example - oh, and Scummys! My religion made me do it! :p )

Have a nice relaxing nite in with the things - I'm assuming you "celebrated" your birthday over the weekend? If not, why not??!!

Have a wonderful one, sweetie :x :x :x

GG

by jdclyde

have had the Things non-stop for about a month now. They had friends stay over the weekend instead of going to the female-parental-units place this last weekend, and lots of graduation parties to attend.

I am amazed at the lack of booze at these parties compared to when I was that age. Man, when I think of the things I was doing by their age..... ]:)

"Boys, just remember, girls have [i]cooties[/i]"

by w2ktechman

just like you at an early age :0

So when are they gonna start fighting for your show tunes :0 :0

by jdclyde

so far, so good. of course it is only lunch time, but things are going along smoothly.

:D

by faradhi

Secret to long life is a two step process:

Step 1: Inhale
Step 2: Exhale

Good Luck! :D

by jck

volunteering to help hold him down...but, that would seem weird to me...

i do have a splintery 2x4 with some rusty nails in it, if you wanna borrow it Tammy... lol

by jdclyde

that IS weird that you would want to hold me... :0

Sorry, but I like girls! :p

by jck

hold you? um...maybe if your initials were SN...then you might get that...otherwise...keep dreamin, loverboy lol

you forgot one word...DOWN...

and you forgot...i'd hold you down so women could take smack ya with the board.

i like seein women be aggressive...that's why i watch WWE lol

by w2ktechman

So you just like watching others do it?

LOL

BTW -- It is a crime to be a peeping tom :^0

by michael jay

Actually had to work, CRAP..
But a very happy birthday to you JD, keep rockin' on, it does keep you young.

by jdclyde

leading the series 3-1, and the score is 2-1 penguins.

plenty of time to come back!

And thanks Michael! :D

by nepenthe0

I've learned a bunch from your posts, and your style is inimitable (had to look that one up, 'cause the spelling didn't look right, but who cares anyway...)

Happy Birthday, and may you have all your wishes fulfilled.

Rick/Portland, OR

by jdclyde

Thanks for saying so Nep. B-)

Just taking a quick break from the redwings game. TRIPLE friggen ot, tied at 3-3. they look like they are all ready to drop after playing for four hours so far.

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