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Happy Birthday Mae :)

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Make a great day of your Birthday Mae :)

:x
Rob

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by tig2

Mae, I am certain that I don't have to remind you of your
"Queen for a Day" status. Just a sincere hope that you get all
that you are hoping for in the next year.

Happy birthday!

by maecuff

I can always count on you, can't I?

And you know what they say, you're only as old as the one you feel..or only as old as you feel..something like that.

I'm just looking forward to the cake. Somebody better get me a cake today. I didn't see any evidence of a cake at my house this morning.

Someone's going to be in big trouble if there isn't a cake in my immediate future!

by jdclyde

there was enough people sucking up to you already.....

Besides, being as immature as I am, it is the old school yard hitting the girls you like... :x

Let there be cake! :D

by Member 25348569

There once was a lady named Mae,
Whose birthday was just yesterdae,
She wanted a cake,
But her family don't bake,
So her candles just sat on her shovel. Hoorae!

by maecuff

I don't feel much like working, but what are you gonna do?

We had dinner with my family last night (mom, dad, sisters, etc.) My 5 year old neice picked out a necklace and earring set that I PROMISED to wear today. I did. It's made up of little beaded, colorful flowers. Something a 5 year old would LOVE. I've gotten a few strange looks and one comment on my 'interesting' necklace.

The thing we do for love.. :)

by jdclyde

they still mean more to us than the expensive things people could buy.

I get comments about some of the things my boys have given me for my office, many when they were very young. They get a kick that not only did it get a place of honor, but it is still there.

Hope you have a great day.

by ganyssa

many 'original' comments about why Yoda is wearing blue eyeshadow. But what do your coworkers know anyway?

Happy Birthday Mae.

by rob mekel

song ... and many pleasant hours while having fun :)

You don't tell me you were the cook on your own dinnerparty ]:)
Hope that at least your hubby did the cooking or ... :) ... the whole bunch of you went out and had dinner in some fine nice restaurant :)

Rob

[i] dang emoticons[/i]

by maecuff

I ended up sitting across from my dad, which is something you should NEVER do. He can slurp a ham sandwich. It's just disgusting.

At least it wasn't as bad as the last time we all went out to an Italian restaurant. You just can't imagine how bad it is to watch him eat spaghetti. blech.

by naughtymonkey

Dammit, I haven't recovered from Saturday night yet and now I have to celebrate tonight for Mae. You are all giving me a drinking problem.

Oh well, have a good one Mae and may you not have to decapitate anyone today. ;)

by jdclyde

of blunt force trauma. It has a much more satisfying sound when striking with the blunt end..... Ah, sweet music.... ;\

by maecuff

The following is a true story..

My new boss stopped me on my way out the door on Friday (4:50pm) and asked if I was leaving. I told him I was. He said, I thought you said you got in at quarter till eight this morning. I said I did. He said, well, if you got in a 8:45 then you need to stay until 5:45. I asked him if he was serious and he assured me that he was quite serious. I explained that most people understand that quarter till eight is the same thing as 7:45 not 8:45. His reponse? Well, you should have left 5 minutes ago, then.

I just walked out. What else was there to say at that point??

by rob mekel

if she would show up today whatsoever.
Then again she did have her B'day dinner last night :D
But to command her to get off TR ... the second part I second but don't do it only on this day but all day's of your live :)

Rob

by w2ktechman

so I had to give her an order to leave.
(That way we can talk about her all we want and she wont see) :^0

Oops, did I post that? :0

by rob mekel

agree with you're conclusion ... work is also fun for me.

Still it can't beat being at home or with friends. ;)

Rob

by jamesrl

Consider my last weeks contribution split between both of you, afraid I can't double it.

I'm sure some people here could....

James

by rob mekel

does remind me of just being 5 years old ... tomato-sauce dripdropping ... fork just a little bit to big ... spoon on the width side ... mouth just a little bit to small ... YEAH the real recipy to make a nice red onion garlic like stinking mess ... I was a real tablecloth hating boy then a day's. My mom didn't like me a bit for that matter [i]the (dry)cleaners loved me btw :) [/i]

Rob

by maecuff

youtube is blocked here. Okay, I'm going to guess...since you said balloons, I'll guess it's Nena?

Ohhh..that reminds me of a song I need to send you. I'll do that when I get home.

by boxfiddler Hot topic

you need to spend the afternoon wondering! bwahahaha!
And shoot, now I'm going to have to spend the day wondering about that song! I am outta here for the afternoon.
Seriously, Happy Birthday.

edit the freaking durn usual...

by ic-it

I was surfing for a good club for you and came accross this partial sentence. To bad I couldn't find the Sheleighly for you tho.
:-)
have a great day.

pummeled me into abject obedience with her diabolic sheleighly o' doom, ...

by maecuff

I may just have to embroider that on something and keep in close by. :)

Who am I kidding? I can't handle needles. I'd be a threat to myself and others. My fine motor skills are not up to par.

by jessie

Happy Birthday to you.
You work in a zoo.
Your coworkers are monkeys.
But who cares, you have the shovel! :D

Happy Birthday Mae!!!

by jaqui

of course not :)

except for the whips and shovels.
those we don't share. ]:)

by jaqui

didn't get the day off work :(

happy b-day anyway :)
[ remember, next year, book it off ]:) much more fun when you can have the day for yourself completely. ]

by nicknielsen

Happy Birthday, Your Majesty!

Any cake left?

Edit: and many happy returns.

Have a daffodil, I've got'em to spare! :x

by Member 25348569

Had a couple of days off.

I don't suppose that you want to be reminded of [b]yet another[/b] birthday, anyway, but (being reminded of my hobby), may I still wish you happy birthday for THIS year and be the first to wish you happy birthday for NEXT year?

:x

by maecuff

I don't mind the perverse pleasure you get from me getting older. You were kind when I injured my back, so I will graciously give you this one..

Does that take the fun out of it at all??

by Member 25348569

I have never really subscribed to the "shovel" myth. I think that you are far more proficient in the deliverance of psychological trauma. I will crawl away...

by maecuff

I really appreciate all the birthday wishes. It was one of the highlights of my day.

Kinda sad when you think about it, huh? I think I'll take Jaqui's advice and spend next year's birthday on myself, by myself. That sounds nice. :)

by dadspad

Think of this as a birthday card. :D

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bites.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A curser used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a back up happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens, they'll wish they were dead

by hal 9000

But I hope you had a very happy Birfday Mae and didn't need to exert yourself too much. :x

Col

by m_a_r_k

Seems like when you had a birthday a couple of years ago I told you this and you got pissed at me but what the heck I'll say it again.

Happy birthday. You're not getting better. You're getting older. hah!

by jdclyde

I think she is getting to old to care enough to get worked up over it anymore. That or has just come to terms..... ]:)

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