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by slayer_

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If spider man has all the abilities of a spider, shouldn't the web come out his butt?

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by slayer_

What if... the wedding tackle were to lean into the web, would they get stuck, how bad would that hurt when he stood up?

by gsg

When he farts? Say he eats so mexican food, and has a gassy issue.. do his pants suddenly balloon up from the web shooting out?

by Wizard57M-TR

Depends for webs...just imagine the advertising for that one!!
Another version of Spiderman would be introduced, a gray one!!
Ohhhhh, just had another thought...Preparation H for sore webs!!
Now there you go!!

by slayer_

Aiming could be difficult though. And does the web just stick or does he have to clench to grab it?

by charliespencer

Google it. The author came to the same logical conclusion.

PNSFW - Possibly not safe for work, depending on your workplace. The female characters are definitely curvaceous, with at least two of them drawn way over the top. See what I did there? If not, view the comic and you will.

by slayer_

He is falling, so he pushes to get some web to shoot out, and instead something else comes out.

by slayer_

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