It's Friday somewhere Yuk

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a traffic wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams "I'm not dead, I'm not dead, LET ME OUT!"

The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters " Too late pal, the paperworks already done!"

Welcome to Jeopardy?????????..

Contestant: [i]I???ll pick The Thrill is Gone for $1,000, Alex.[/i]

Alex Trebek: [i]The thrill that once ran up this MSNBC commentator???s leg has now shifted positions to become a growing pain in his ass.[/i]

Contestant: [i]Who is Chris Matthews? [/i]

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/chris-matthews-blasts-horses-ass-right-wingers/561616

[i]The Thrill is Gone:[/i]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrFChQUQihE

The thrill isn't gone. Love springs eternal.

AV :^0

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/05/cows-crash-mass-beer-party-and-drink-up/

Caught in the act

http://www.wickedlocal.com/boxford/newsnow/x1898615749/Bovine-beer-bash-in-Boxford?img=3#axzz1vngwyxen

AV